Ultra Jews for Trump Stay Loyal to the Schmuck (Jewish word for A-Hole)

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 4 December 2022

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Vote Trump - Make Israel receive US aid

The American founder for Ultra Jews for Trump - in his black outfit and black top hat made the following speech.

Trump is a Schmuck - our word for a total A - Hole. He is a Genius at being an A - Hole. But he is our A - Hole.

Trump may be Stupid. He may be Vain. He may be Ignorant. He did cruel things to very young Latino immigrant children.

Trump pals around with Dictators and Rap Stars who hate Israel and want Israel dead.

He had the most Mistresses of any married U. S, president - (he beat out John F. Kennedy). So he is a horny Schmuck.

But he made sure we got our $2 Billion U. S. Aid every year to build more West Bank settlements - (and steal more Palestinian land) - so he's a good Schmuck. He's our Schmuck - bought and paid for.

Vote Trump - 2024.

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