ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Sports Satire) - After lying his gigantic fat ass off for months and months NFL player Herschel Walker who played for the Cowboys, Eagles, Giants, and Vikings has FINALLY found the balls to admit that yes he has been an extremely promiscuous bastard, son-of-a-bitch, scumbag.
Walker, who is running for the Georgia senate as a GOPunk looks like he has an IQ in the low teens.
He recently mumbled to a reporter with the Cloud 9 News Agency that he did in fact impregnate 101 women which resulted in him fathering 113 children including two sets of triplets and three sets of twins.
Lexi Aspen with Cloud 9 said that Walker told her that his testosterone hormone level in in the high 9,000's, which means that he has the sex-drive of a horny jackrabbit.
SIDENOTE: The Georgia state senate has asked that Walker do the honorable thing and take his wayward dick and drop out of the state senate race because there isn't a church-going voter in the Peach state who will vote for an arrogant Trumpesque pussy grabber.
