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Thad "Cochroach" Cochran Now Considered Lowest Form of Politician

Funny story: Thad "Cochroach" Cochran Now Considered Lowest Form of Politician

Jackson, MS - It now appears that Mississippi Senator Thad Cochran may have cheated and used the lowest of political tactics in his recent Republican primary to hang onto his political power at all costs. Fellow republicans now refer to Thadeus as...

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The Ku Klux Klan Infiltrates An Al Qaeda Cell And Gives Secret Information To President Obama

Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Infiltrates An Al Qaeda Cell And Gives Secret Information To President Obama

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Two members of the Mississippi Delta Chapter of the KKK have managed to infiltrate an Al Qaeda Cell that was residing in a trailer park located just outside of the Natchez city limits. The two Klan members who would only giv...

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Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Proudly Boasts: We Ain't Got No Gays In Louisiana

Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Proudly Boasts: We Ain't Got No Gays In Louisiana

MONROE, Louisiana - The multi-millionaire leader of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family, Phil Robertson has just made a strong statement to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine. The 67-year-old long beared patriarch of the Louisiana family stated th...

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Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Funny story: Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Lisa and Liza Kozominsky's parents always told them they could do anything they wanted, and these spunky sisters did just that by winning a City Council seat in Piginpoke Mississippi. Running on a "The KKK Wasn't That Bad" platform, the sisters, j...

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Mississippi Names McDonald's Big Mac As The Official State Food

Funny story: Mississippi Names McDonald's Big Mac As The Official State Food

JACKSON, Mississippi - The state of Mississippi is proud to disclose that it has just passed a vote in the Mississippi State Senate making The McDonald's Big Mac the official state food. Senator Roy LeRoy Witchboro [R-Pascagoula] commented that th...

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Mississippi Rejects The Bill That Would Have Banned Condoms

Funny story: Mississippi Rejects The Bill That Would Have Banned Condoms

JACKSON, Mississippi - The senate of the state of Mississippi has just voted down a very controversial proposal. State Senator Roy LeRoy Witchboro [R-Pascagoula] spoke with National Focus Magazine and said that the debate on banning condoms within...

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An Amazing Scuba Diver Travels Underwater From Plymouth, Massachusetts To Biloxi, Mississippi

Funny story: An Amazing Scuba Diver Travels Underwater From Plymouth, Massachusetts To Biloxi, Mississippi

PLYMOUTH, Massachusetts - The United States Scuba Diving Commision has just announced an amazing feat achieved by one of its members. The USSDC stated that member Owen Windowtucker, 52, of Boston has just swum underwater from Plymouth, Massachuset...

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Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy A Civil War Plantation In Mississippi

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy A Civil War Plantation In Mississippi

YAZOO CITY, Mississippi - A representative for North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has informed the American news media that the North Korean president wants to buy an authentic Civil War plantation. Kang Won Goo talked with the owner of the famed Cot...

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Mississippi Makes It A Crime To Shoot Catfish With A Shotgun

Funny story: Mississippi Makes It A Crime To Shoot Catfish With A Shotgun

JACKSON, Mississippi - The Mississippi senate has just passed a bill that makes it illegal for anyone to shoot catfish with a shotgun. State Senator Roy LeRoy Witchboro, 64, [R-Pascagoula] informed the news media that the bill passed by a vote of...

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Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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The Unbelievable Mississippi Catfish

Funny story: The Unbelievable Mississippi Catfish

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi - Long time Mississippi Game Warden Jefferson Jackson Boothbarker reported that a local fisherman identified as Tibideaux "Tibby" Figginfaust has just caught one of the most amazing catfish in the history of catfish catching.

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An Amazing Dancing Fly Discovered In Mississippi

Funny story: An Amazing Dancing Fly Discovered In Mississippi

BILOXI, Mississippi - Everyone has heard of a Flea Circus, but the folks down in Biloxi, Mississippi, are all excited about a fly that was discovered on Cletis "Hooch" Collywobbles' hog farm. According to local veterinarian Dr. Herbert "Boo Boo" N...

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Trevor McDonald In TV Fracas With Hollywood Legend

Funny story: Trevor McDonald In TV Fracas With Hollywood Legend

Former ITN newsreader, Sir Trevor McDonald, will be seen getting into a fracas with a Hollywood movie star tonight. Sir Trevor can currently be seen presenting his new series The Mighty Mississippi, the second episode of which airs tonight at 9 on...

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Mississippi Has Just Outlawed "Hoodies"

Funny story: Mississippi Has Just Outlawed "Hoodies"

JACKSON, Mississippi - The state of Mississippi Senate has stated that in an effort to avoid what has occurred in Sanford, Florida, they will be enacting a state senatorial directive. Mississippi State Senatorial Directive T-17003 is to take effec...

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Herman Cain Has Agreed To Appear On Gordon Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen"

Funny story: Herman Cain Has Agreed To Appear On Gordon Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen"

TUPELO, Mississippi - Herman Cain brought his I Just Be Chilaxin Bus Tour into Tupelo, Mississippi. The town located in northern Mississippi is noted for being the place where back in September of 1863, during a Civil War battle, Confederate Gene...

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Naomi Campbell To Guest Star on Hell's Kitchen - She Says If Gordon Ramsay Screams At Her She'll Kick His Ass Big Time!

Funny story: Naomi Campbell To Guest Star on Hell's Kitchen - She Says If Gordon Ramsay Screams At Her She'll Kick His Ass Big Time!

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi - Naomi Campbell, who has been called "The Queen of Mean" among a number of other negative nicknames was down in the Gulf Coast town of Pascagoula, Mississippi. Campbell had been asked by the local Order of The African-Amer...

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A New Orleans Weatherman States That If A Hurricane Hits New Orleans The Mississippi River Will Flow Backwards All The Way Back Up To Minnesota

Funny story: A New Orleans Weatherman States That If A Hurricane Hits New Orleans The Mississippi River Will Flow Backwards All The Way Back Up To Minnesota

NEW ORLEANS - Algonquin Brewtiddle one of the most respected weathercasters in the South recently spoke with reporters about the Mississippi River and the recent flooding. Brewtiddle said that he entered all kinds of weather facts, information, an...

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An Egyptian Pyramid and Sphinx Have Been Unearthed In Mississippi

Funny story: An Egyptian Pyramid and Sphinx Have Been Unearthed In Mississippi

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Scientists are mystified at the discovery of an Egyptian pyramid and sphinx which were recently uncovered by a highway construction crew seven miles outside of the Mississippi town of Natchez. USA Sunup interviewed Sherman R...

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Breaking news…

Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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