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Funny story: A Transgendered Woman Wins The Miss Mississippi Beauty Pageant

A Transgendered Woman Wins The Miss Mississippi Beauty Pageant

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The Mississippi Beauty Pageant has made, as they say in Brooklyn, history. This year's beauty pageant featured 47 females and one transgender female, who as many in the audience said made the so called "Re…

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Funny story: Tons and Tons of Wisconsin Snow Mysteriously Shows Up In Mississippi

Tons and Tons of Wisconsin Snow Mysteriously Shows Up In Mississippi

BULOXI, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The Mississippi Department of Law Enforcement is investigating into how in the hellacious hell, 343 tons of Wisconsin snow ended up in the delta state of Mississippi. Capt. Amos Tuckerlicker, 62, with the MDLE…

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Funny story: Mississippi Is Running Out of Cotton

Mississippi Is Running Out of Cotton

BEAVER BELLY, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The US Cotton Commission has just issued a statement that has the state of Mississippi concerned as hell. As everyone knows, cotton is to Mississippi, like beer is to Ricky Gervais, or like Big Macs are…

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Funny story: Mississippi Reports That There Are Only 3 Gays Living in The Entire State

Mississippi Reports That There Are Only 3 Gays Living in The Entire State

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The state of Mississippi is thrilled at the fact that there are only three gays residing in the entire state. A spokesperson for the bright red state, who said his name was Bubba, told reporter Margarita M…

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Funny story: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Is Blaming Mississippi For Florida’s Delta Dawn Virus Outbreak

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Is Blaming Mississippi For Florida’s Delta Dawn Virus Outbreak

TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Satire News) – Die-hard Trump follower and super ass-kisser Ron DeSantis, sticks his GOP foot in his GOP mouth at least half a dozen times each and every day. A few days ago, he said that he wants to deport most of the Cuba…

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Funny story: VP Kamala Harris Reveals Why She Refuses To Visit Alabama

VP Kamala Harris Reveals Why She Refuses To Visit Alabama

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – VP Kamala Harris was in Brooklyn speaking before The Italian-American Coalition of Pizza Restaurant Owners. She has always loved eating pizza, so when the opportunity to travel to Brooklyn, and get to taste the different…

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Funny story: Psychic relays God's Plan for saving humanity: All out war between Wokers, Cancelers, PCs and Trump supporters

Psychic relays God's Plan for saving humanity: All out war between Wokers, Cancelers, PCs and Trump supporters

World famous psychic Rudy "Two Phones" Jackster announced his latest revelation yesterday afternoon to a riveted crowd of followers just outside his home in Jackson, Mississippi. He claims this transmission was straight from God, something he's d…

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Funny story: Mississippi Offers Any Adult Who Gets a COVID-19 Shot a Free Bale of Cotton

Mississippi Offers Any Adult Who Gets a COVID-19 Shot a Free Bale of Cotton

CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The director of The Mississippi State Federation for Vaccines has just issued a statement that any adult over the age of 50, who gets a Coronavirus shot will be given a bale of cotton at no charge. Ambr…

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Funny story: President Trump is Putting His Mississippi Beach House on The Market

President Trump is Putting His Mississippi Beach House on The Market

DELTA DAWN, Mississippi – (Satire News) – GOPicky magazine is reporting that the president has decided to sell his Mississippi beach house. He told writer Amos Soursuckle that, now that he will soon become John Q. Public, he is going to have to cu…

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Funny story: Yes, Doctors Confirm, You Can Catch Coronavirus From Farts!

Yes, Doctors Confirm, You Can Catch Coronavirus From Farts!

Atlanta, GA - Resident Gastroenterologist at the CDC, Dr. Herb Greencloud, has been studying whether a person can catch COVID-19 from a fart. And the answer is a resounding 'YES!!' Explains Dr. Greencloud, "A fart, as it's commonly known in lay…

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Funny story: Mississippi Updates Its Flag

Mississippi Updates Its Flag

Biloxi, MS - The state of Mississippi is trying to shed its image as the most racist state in the Union, even deciding to take down their 126 year old flag, which is part confederate. But what to replace it with? ...hmmm? (or in Mississippi's cas...

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Funny story: The Mississippi State Confederate Flag is Heading For That Flag Pole in the Sky

The Mississippi State Confederate Flag is Heading For That Flag Pole in the Sky

JACKSON, Mississippi – Lawmakers in the state of Mississippi are saying that they now have enough votes to remove the Confederate emblem from the state flag. Governor Tate “Dixie Boy” Reeves, who is a Republican, reportedly is not a happy camper.

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Funny story: Many in President Trump’s Base are Having Campaign Pep Rally Withdrawal Symptoms

Many in President Trump’s Base are Having Campaign Pep Rally Withdrawal Symptoms

CHICKEN BONE, Mississippi – One of President Trump’s top Secret Service agents said that, for the past two weeks, POTUS has been talking about hitting the old presidential campaign trail. He stated that he has heard and seen the president practici...

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Funny story: The KKK to Suspend Their Weekly Cross Burnings Because of C-19

The KKK to Suspend Their Weekly Cross Burnings Because of C-19

ALLIGATOR, Mississippi – The Mississippi Delta Order of The Grand Dandelion has just emailed all of their members a very important message. Assistant Semi-Grand Dragon, Rufus Leland “Slick” Maconwitt, informed the fellas that, due to the new 6-foo...

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Funny story: US 'Chaperone' Politician Arouses His Wife's Suspicions

US 'Chaperone' Politician Arouses His Wife's Suspicions

The US politician who refused an interview with a female reporter unless she brought along a male chaperone, have aroused the suspicions of his wife, it seems. Robert Foster, a Republican candidate for Mississippi governor, told reporter, Larrison...

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Funny story: Trump does Elvis Presley at his next rally

Trump does Elvis Presley at his next rally

The day after last Monday’s appearance to aid a run-off for Mississippi’s Cindy Hyde-Smith, Mr. Trump followed with another special performance. This next rally featured the President in black threads, half-jacket with collar turned up, sunglasses...

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Funny story: Thad "Cochroach" Cochran Now Considered Lowest Form of Politician

Thad "Cochroach" Cochran Now Considered Lowest Form of Politician

Jackson, MS - It now appears that Mississippi Senator Thad Cochran may have cheated and used the lowest of political tactics in his recent Republican primary to hang onto his political power at all costs. Fellow republicans now refer to Thadeus as...

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