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Funny story: If He Got Blown Out Of Water, Trump Would Concede

If He Got Blown Out Of Water, Trump Would Concede

If he got blown out of the water, Donald Trump would concede, so says son Eric Trump. Blown out is a strange requirement added to election ethics and the Constitution of the United States. The Constitution does not indicate the presidential electi…

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Funny story: Cardi B Said She Received a Text From Eric Trump

Cardi B Said She Received a Text From Eric Trump

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - Hip-hop artist Cardi B was in the “Windy City” picking up two solid gold nipple rings she had ordered. She was asked by a reporter with the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper, about her getting a text from Eric Trump. Cardi…

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Funny story: Howard Stern Says Eric and Donald Trump Jr., Are Spoiled Brat Punks For Shooting What Are Basically Petting Zoo Animals

Howard Stern Says Eric and Donald Trump Jr., Are Spoiled Brat Punks For Shooting What Are Basically Petting Zoo Animals

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Howard Stern has just expressed what tens of millions of civilized people have said about grown men who ambush animals. The shock jock said that these pantywaists like the Trump boys, Eric and Donnie Jr., think th…

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Funny story: Eric Trump, Tiffany Trump, and Pam Bondi Speak on Day 2 of The Republican National Convention

Eric Trump, Tiffany Trump, and Pam Bondi Speak on Day 2 of The Republican National Convention

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) Pundits report that Tiffany Trump knocked her speech out of the park. She spoke about her father’s tax problems, and then went right into self-care, in regards to her hair, her outfit, her make-up, and her love for re…

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Funny story: Eric Trump Reveals That His Daddy Told Him He No Longer Wants To Be President

Eric Trump Reveals That His Daddy Told Him He No Longer Wants To Be President

NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) - Eric Trump could, unknowingly, very well be exactly what devoted, old-fashioned Republicans have been waiting for. The young Trump told CNN’s Jake Tapper, that his father recently told him that he no longer wants to…

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Funny story: President Trump is Building a Wall Around the White House and He Said Mexico is Going to Pay For It

President Trump is Building a Wall Around the White House and He Said Mexico is Going to Pay For It

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - The President has just informed the news media that he will continue with the construction on the big, beautiful, unclimbable wall that will encircle the White House. Trump said that the wall will be built b…

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Funny story: President Trump didn't send a single tweet today

President Trump didn't send a single tweet today

11:59pm - There was a virtual storm on social media this evening, and several posts went viral when it was realized that President Donald J. Trump had not sent a single Twitter tweet all day! The Trumpster, as he is known by some satirists, had be…

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Funny story: President Trump Is Thrilled With The Latest New Organization, Rich Lives Matter

President Trump Is Thrilled With The Latest New Organization, Rich Lives Matter

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump spoke with an unnamed member of the White House staff, and told him to start up a brand new organization. The new group will be called Rich Lives Matter. Trump said that, to get the new organization off-the-groun…

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Funny story: President Trump Tells His Second Son, Eric, To Stop Saying Stupid Stuff

President Trump Tells His Second Son, Eric, To Stop Saying Stupid Stuff

MAGNOLIA, Delaware – The President’s middle son, Eric, was in Magnolia visiting his one and only high school girlfriend, who just gave birth to quintuplets. The President told Eric to make sure that he stops saying stupid stuff that the press will…

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Funny story: John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump

John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY – Trump’s former White House National Security Adviser, John Bolton, has just published his bombshell book titled “I Was In The Room Where It All Hit The Fan". Inside sources say that Trump begged, pleaded, and colluded with Bolton t...

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Funny story: Melania Catches Eric Trump Snapping Photos of Her as She Sat out by The Pool In Her Blue "Be Best" Bikini Swimsuit

Melania Catches Eric Trump Snapping Photos of Her as She Sat out by The Pool In Her Blue "Be Best" Bikini Swimsuit

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The temperatures hit the 90s, and the First Lady decided to put on her blue "Be Best" bikini swimsuit, and work on her suntan. Melania was sipping on a Diet 7-Up, and eating honey-roasted peanuts, as she lounged by the Olympic-s...

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Funny story: Eric Trump Becomes an Overnight Cliché Dumb, Dufus, Dork

Eric Trump Becomes an Overnight Cliché Dumb, Dufus, Dork

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Land of Tweeters is having a field day, as Trump’s least favorite son, Eric, has proven the old cliché that "You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him count chickens". Eric, while talking to his future sister-in-...

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Middle Son Eric to Stop Lying so Much

President Trump Tells Middle Son Eric to Stop Lying so Much

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has told the news media that President Trump is very upset with his second son, Eric. Erico, as he is called by his step-mom, Melania, recently told a sports magazine that he had gone to Africa and shot 16...

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Funny story: President Trump Wants His Base to Donate Their Coronavirus Stimulus Checks To His Re-Election Campaign

President Trump Wants His Base to Donate Their Coronavirus Stimulus Checks To His Re-Election Campaign

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump stated at his daily C-19 Press Conference/Campaign Pep Rally that he hopes everyone appreciates that he has just given them a very nice monetary present. Trump stuck out his chest and said that he wants to show h...

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Funny story: The Miss USA Pageant Says The Show Will Go On, But Adds That All 50 Contestants Will Compete Wearing Wet Suits

The Miss USA Pageant Says The Show Will Go On, But Adds That All 50 Contestants Will Compete Wearing Wet Suits

MIAMI BEACH, Florida - The Miss USA Pageant officials have said that there are no plans to cancel or postpone this year's beauty contest. The pageant producers stated that they just have way too much money invested in the show to just simply say ‘...

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Funny story: Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of First Daughter Ivanka

Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of First Daughter Ivanka

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was having lunch at a District of Columbia McDonalds with Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson. A reporter with RumorLand News asked him about the gossip that he has a tattoo of his daughter, Ivanka. Trump angrily pu...

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Funny story: The White House Has Run Out of Toilet Paper

The White House Has Run Out of Toilet Paper

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Two of the White House maids have disclosed to a reporter with The Washington Globe Express that the huge mansion at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has run out of toilet paper. The two White House maids, who did not want to give their...

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