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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Wants To Move To California Real Bad

Ivanka Trump Wants To Move To California Real Bad

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Several news agencies are reporting that D.J. Trump’s favorite child has decided that she wants to move to California. Ivanka Trump, 39, confided to her half-sister Tiffany Maples-Trump that she is sick and tired of her…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Alleging That Donald Trump Propositioned Her In An Elevator

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Alleging That Donald Trump Propositioned Her In An Elevator

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Well it appears that the honeymoon between Marjorie “Yuck Face” Taylor Greene and Donald “The Grand Fibber” Trump is finally over. Reports coming out of MTG’s office reveal that she is extremely upset at the fact…

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Funny story: Vanessa Trump snags Secret Service guy to beat on Eric and Don Jr.

Vanessa Trump snags Secret Service guy to beat on Eric and Don Jr.

At first people assumed Vanessa Trump was just looking for a fling with an actual human male. But it soon became apparent she had more on her mind. Now we know she had a couple of objectives. Number 1 was to get herself a man, and she succeeded.

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Funny story: Will Jailing Donald Trump Make America Great Again?

Will Jailing Donald Trump Make America Great Again?

Talking heads, comedians, flight attendants, and rap writers ask whether once Donald Trump Sr. is indicted, convicted, and sent to jail for tax fraud, will that, at last, Make America Great Again? If not, so what’s the point? On the other hand…

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Funny story: Don Jr., Eric and Andrew Giuliani consider forming superhero alliance

Don Jr., Eric and Andrew Giuliani consider forming superhero alliance

Rumor mills are abuzz today as reports say the sons of the former president Trump and Andrew Giuliani, son of the embattled ex-mayor of New York have had discussions about joining forces to form a high-powered crime fighting syndicate. Asked to c…

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Funny story: Trump secretly thinks he can take Putin if he ever has to fight him

Trump secretly thinks he can take Putin if he ever has to fight him

A source close to Eric Trump claims the youngster told him his father "talks about Putin all the time” and apparently he’s contemplated a scenario in which they’d (Trump and Putin) be at odds. One night over dinner with his sons at Mar-a-Lago, Tr…

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Funny story: Eric Trump Lets It Accidentally Slip, That His Daddy Is Planning on Escaping To Scotland

Eric Trump Lets It Accidentally Slip, That His Daddy Is Planning on Escaping To Scotland

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Eric Trump, Donald’s second and least-favorite son, was in the Big Apple getting a pubic procedure redone. He was interviewed by Fox News reporter Maria Bartiromo, and asked how his daddy was doing. Eric replied that…

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Funny story: GameStop Shares Went From $3, Up To $991, and Are Now Down to 14 Cents

GameStop Shares Went From $3, Up To $991, and Are Now Down to 14 Cents

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – GameStop has proved the old adage that what goes up must come down. And Wall Street is thrilled that some kind of numerical civility will soon begin to filter back to the stock market jungle. According to RumorLand…

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Funny story: Money-Hungry Donald Trump Selling Pardons For $1 Million

Money-Hungry Donald Trump Selling Pardons For $1 Million

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire New) – Financial experts are saying that President Trump left nothing unturned when it came to lying; and that goes triple for his finances. A source close to Trump’s personal accountant, Aydin F. Periwinkle, stated that…

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Funny story: The Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band to Play at Trump's Mar-a-Lago New Year's Eve Party

The Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band to Play at Trump's Mar-a-Lago New Year's Eve Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi’s Ichabod Fernandez has just told his radio show listeners that Eric Trump has just booked his daddy’s favorite band, The Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band, to play at the Trump Family’s New Year’s Eve Party…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Has Been Forced Into Rehab

Ivanka Trump Has Been Forced Into Rehab

PISCATAWAY, New Jersey – (Satire News) – iRumors has stated that the President’s favorite child, Ivanka, has been forced into rehab. Ivanka's husband, the sissified, Jared Kushner, told iRumors that he had to forcibly carry the 6-foot-tall, middle…

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Funny story: Trump Tells Attorney General William Barr Adios Chubby

Trump Tells Attorney General William Barr Adios Chubby

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News)- In a move that stunned even Trump sidekick, Lindsey Graham, the soon-to-be-not-president has fired his attorney general. GOPickly magazine is reporting that William Barr, (aka Chubby), who, for months and months,…

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Funny story: Lame Duck Trump Is Illegally Selling Coronavirus Vaccines

Lame Duck Trump Is Illegally Selling Coronavirus Vaccines

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The FBI has just discovered yet one more business scam that Trump is involved in. Recordings made at Trump’s International Hotel, allegedly show him working out a business deal with a vaccine dealer from Detroit,…

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Funny story: Iowa Evangelicals Demand That The Word 'Fuck' Be Banned

Iowa Evangelicals Demand That The Word 'Fuck' Be Banned

DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) – Thousands of Iowa evangelicals have made it known that they are sick and tired of so many of its citizens using the word “fuck” or its derivatives such as “fuck it”, or “that’s fucked up”, or “Trump’s a ‘fucking’ as…

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Funny story: President Trump is Putting His Mississippi Beach House on The Market

President Trump is Putting His Mississippi Beach House on The Market

DELTA DAWN, Mississippi – (Satire News) – GOPicky magazine is reporting that the president has decided to sell his Mississippi beach house. He told writer Amos Soursuckle that, now that he will soon become John Q. Public, he is going to have to cu…

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Funny story: President Trump, The Lame Duck President, Says He's Planning on Invading Iran, Iraq, or Iceland

President Trump, The Lame Duck President, Says He's Planning on Invading Iran, Iraq, or Iceland

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - A White House insider says that the President hates that everyone knows he's the biggest loser since Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arapio. Trump cannot stand that he could not cheat his way onto a second term, although he…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Is Now The Latest Person To Write a Tell-All Book on President Trump

Melania Trump Is Now The Latest Person To Write a Tell-All Book on President Trump

WASHINGTON, D. C. – With President Trump’s former national security adviser, Michael Bolton; his niece, Mary Trump; his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen; and a White House cook, all writing tell-all books on him, it’s no wonder that First Lady,…

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