For tax purposes and to save money, Donald Trump laid to rest Ivanna, his first wife, and mother of his three children, near the first hole of his Bedminster National Golf Club. What’s to criticize?
So the grave looks like a pauper’s grace and doesn’t have an extravagant monument like Winged Victory overhead. Give the guy some credit. At least he buried Ivanna Trump.
He could have had her preserved and put on display in perpetuity at Mar-a-Lago like Lenin is adjacent to the Kremlin. But maybe Melania put her foot down.
At least he didn’t bury her in one of the course’s many sand pits. Or buried her somewhere out in the rough. How about next to the Bedminster National Golf Club’s exit? That might have been even more appropriate, meaningful, and poetic. Not that the Pussy Grabber could ever be accused of being appropriate, meaningful, or poetic.
It’s rumored that the first Mrs. Trump’s funeral cost $152,000. Why? The church? Secret Service? Police traffic control? The hearse and driver? Was there an elaborate wake? The pallbearers had to be paid. While carrying the casket, the guys seemed to struggle to get through the church doors.
Since Ivanna is buried next to the 1st hole at Bedminster National Golf Club, does it mean Marla Maples is headed for the 2nd hole, and Melania is destined for the 3rd?
Or maybe, just maybe, Ivanna Trump was a very avid golfer and always wanted to make a hole-in-1.
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