Little MAGA Americans Named After Hitler and Trump

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 6 August 2022

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Mama's Precious Angel!

More and more MAGA Americans are naming their babies Donald, L’il Trump, Ivanka (what a terrible name for anyone), Melania, Donny Junior, and Hitler!

Janice Wrestlemania Scud had this to say about her new bouncing baby boy, Hitler:

“He’s just mama’s precious angel who hates Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden and loves the God of America, Donald J. Trump. When he grows up, he’s gonna marry his sister, Eva Braun. His daddy – who’s also my daddy – already bought little Hitler his first AR-15. I hope he turns into the next Kyle Rittenhouse – which is a German name, I believe.”

We believe it too, Janice, no matter how hard it is …

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