MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - The Lighthouse Press News Agency has broken the story that the Trumpturd likes to get in the hot tub with one of his last remaining friends; Josh "The Chicken Shit" Hawley totally al-fresco.
The maid, who asked that we keep her name anonymous, told reporter Skippy Viperwater, that on more than half a dozen occasions, she personally saw her boss, Old Jumbo Trumpo in a speedo and sitting in the mansion hot tub with Josh "The Girly Girl" Hawley.
The maid, who we will call Hazel, stated that Joshy and Donald were wearing matching "The Little Mermaid" pink-colored speedos.
She revealed that the two sounded like females who were frolicking in lesbionic play in their birthday suits.
SIDENOTE: The nameless maid said that Donaldo's and Josh's naked hot tub romps is one of the reasons why Melania left Mar-a-Lago, moved back to New York City, and has now taken up with LeBron (James).
