MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Vlady Putin knows that he truly fucked up by invading Ukraine, as is evidenced by the fact the Ukraine is kicking Putty's communist ass all over creation. The leader of Russia, who is now about as popular as expired Vodka,…
WARSAW, Poland – (World Satire) – The president of Poland has made it abundantly clear that his country does not fear Putin’s Russian military superiority one fucking iota. Polish President Andrzej Duda (pronounced: DOO-DA) told a group of Europea…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today has just announced that Russian President Vladimir "The Human Douche Bag" Putin has just passed four of the most evil pieces-of-shit assholes in history. The publication's senior writer Papaya Bamboo, stated…
Here is the TV guide for Channel 8 on Thursday 17th March, 2022. 7:00pm. Quiz Bully Three more contestants take on the Quiz Bully to see if they know more than him and his 20-volume encyclopedia. 7:30pm. The Patio Decorators The decorators sp…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s middle son, Eric The Stupid, has the brains of an Oreo cookie. The dufus dork makes swamp weed look intelligent. Recently while having lunch with his wife Lana, Ericy, as his step mommy, Melania ca…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Officers from the Palm Beach Police Department investigated a call that they received from Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. According to the twice-impeached, one-term former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in W…
LONDON – (English Satire) – The United Kingdom’s The Bee’s Knees News Agency is reporting that Boris Johnson’s new book titled “Donald Trump Sux The Big One and Dozens And Dozens of Other True Statements About The Orange Complected Whore Mongering Sh…
Modern German historians have discovered Adolf Hitler sent an expedition of Nazi scientists to the Himalayas in 1939 hoping to discover that the Aryan Race had larger brains than Tibetan Monks, who were really quite clever, and understood Mother Natu…
DIME BOX, Texas – (Satire News) – People who know Greg Abbott personally say off-the-record, that he is the meanest, cruelest, most heartless, despicable person since Adolf Hitler; actually according to many political pundits, G.A. is a close second…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Joe Cocolochek won the shot put gold medal in the 1936 Summer Olympics in Berlin, Germany, has anyone from Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, won an Olympic medal. Although overshadowed by Jesse Owens, who won gold medals in t…
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – A group of Trump supporters who call themselves The Extreme Extremists For DJT held a rally for their hero-in-chief at a Nissan car lot in Annapolis. Oliver Tushenbeeker director of EEFDJT told the assembled members that Dona…
Authorities in Berlin say there is still no sign of the former German Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler, who led the country from 1933, and during the Second World War. Hitler, who would have been 132 years old next month, is reputed to have given instru…
Once upon a time, there was a little boy called Adolf, who lived in a cold, snowy country called Austria. From a humble beginning, Adolf grew up to be a famous man, who everybody knew about. This is his story. Adolf lived in a town called Linz. He…
A casual glance cast over any world map will show the viewer the immense dimensions of the territory of Russia, with its huge wide-open tracts of land and empty spaces, and it's been claimed by one man that there is absolutely no need whatsoever for…
He may have been voted out of the most powerful job in the world, but Donald Trump isn't going away quietly, and today sees the release of his new book, 'Mein Kampf 2'. Chronicling the struggle he endured during his four years in the White House,…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – There are only a handful of individuals who really and truly can say that they know the real Donald Trump; the one that keeps a KKK hood and robe in his clothes closet. And one of those rare people is Barbara Res, w…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Linda Ronstadt, the singer who has sold over 100 millon records, recently spoke with LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle, and informed her that she can not believe that a person as mean, as hateful, and evil, as Donald…
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