BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Trump made his personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi promise not to tell anyone about his unusually nasty-as-shit ailment.
Trump is afflicted with Athlofunkitosis 6, which in layman's terms means that he has athlete's foot of the mouth.
Dr. Fu Fi, reminded the Mar-a-Lago Liar, that he is a certified, bona-fide physician, and one of the medical world rules is to never, ever reveal to anyone anything about anyone's personal, physical illnesses, maladies, diseases, afflictions, disorders, or infections.
Trump asked him what the hell the world maladies means.
The doctor informed him that it does not mean what he thinks it means, which in Trump's warped predatorial world, the word malady means a woman who will allow him to let him grab her pussy.
SIDENOTE: Trump's former best friend and so called "Fixer" who now hates the hell out of the Trumpturd said that the Big Mac Chomper does not get ANYWHERE near the amount of pussy that he claims he does.
