Help Ex-President Trump Fight Global Warming - Give To The 2024 Global Heatwave Fund

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 17 July 2022

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Mar-a-Lago 2052

Pres. Trump has always fought Global Warming - and now needs your help to fight it in 2024 - a peak year for Global Heatwaves.

Send all checks made out to Donald Trump at Mar a Lago, West Palm Beach Florida. (At bottom put in - 'For Global Warming Fight'.)

He can't use the title President legally until re - elected. But you know in your heart he is still legally president of the United States - and Joe Biden stole the election using millions of dead people voting.

Even Lincoln voted for Biden, as we know from a Tucker Carlson special program on Fox. This was uncovered because the ballot address was the Lincoln memorial.

Trump promises that all money will be used for some type of Global Warming action - some to possibly to put higher sea walls around Mar a Lago. Or buy an oligarch’s mega yacht for when he tours the world promoting himself, and the Global Warming fundraising message.

He might also have to use a lot of the Money to tour the country nationally in 2024 and do Global Warming Education rallies. So, his red hat has been redesigned, and now says - 'Make Global Warming Great Again'

He is willing to suffer the pain and inconvenience of all this for you - the People.

A modest man with simple needs - a few golf courses, and some Big Macs and a Coke

He only needs four or five hundred Million Dollars - so dig deep into your Social Security.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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