NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - A magazine article on Trump's approval numbers, or more accurately unapproval numbers, shows that the Nazi Has Been's numbers are sitting in the toilet (and fittingly).
According to a Mar-a-Lago maid, Trump cannot sleep at night due to the fact that he has just become the most irrelevant Republican since Corky Q. Dickenflicker, back in 1959, whose approval rating was .06%.
The Trumptard says that another reason why he can't sleep is that he is constantly thinking about his long-legged, sexy European wife being in the arms of her African-American love interest, LeBron James.
Spanky, as former lover Stormy Daniels pegged him because of his love and need to have his humongous ass spanked, noted that he hates that his approval numbers are now in the fucking toilet.
SIDENOTE: Long time Trump allies and first class ass kissers, Diamond and Silk, are now saying that the time has come for "Whitey" or more accurately "Orangey" to simply get his ever-expanding ass out of the limelight and concentrate on learning new ways on how to cheat at golf.
