A Kansas Tornado Picks Up A Herd of Milk Cows And Drops Them Down In Oklahoma

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 27 February 2022

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Tornados unlike hurricanes are not named, but if this one was, it would be Tornado Bitch.

BURNT BARLEY, Kansas – (Satire News) – In a story that is so unbelievable that it could not possibly be true, the Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that an EF5 tornado hit the little town of Burnt Barley at 12:35 pm.

And a dairy farmer, who looked outside of his kitchen window saw the tornado bitch lift up a herd of 13 of his prized milk cows and take them away.

Cletus W. Pumperstill, 51, said that he learned a few hours later that his herd ended up in Oklahoma, a good 19 miles away.

Pumperstill, with the help of his wife big boned wife Elvira, and her twin sister Shelia, was able to drive to the Kansas-Oklahoma border town of Sooner Or Later, Oklahoma and load up all of his milk cows into his cattle trailer.

Amazingly none of the cows were injured, though they all had lots of shit all over the backs of their bodies, which is positively understandable.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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