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Funny story: A powerful EF-5 tornado in Wisconsin picks up a herd of dairy cows and drops them down over 400 yards from the pasture

A powerful EF-5 tornado in Wisconsin picks up a herd of dairy cows and drops them down over 400 yards from the pasture

An extremely powerful EF-5 tornado hit the small farming community of Cheese Omelette, Wisconsin at 7:37 am Farmer Oland Briarmeister, who owns one of the biggest dairy farms in the county, said that he was out on his tractor when he saw the torn…

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Funny story: A Devastating F-5 Tornado Picks Up An Entire Arkansas Trailer Park And Drops It Down 2¼ Miles Away

A Devastating F-5 Tornado Picks Up An Entire Arkansas Trailer Park And Drops It Down 2¼ Miles Away

BEAVER BUTT, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The New Orleans Recorder-Chronicle has said that a powerful F-5 tornado, which veteran meteorologists are calling "The Arkansas Blow Hard," hit the tiny town of Beaver Butt, Arkansas, at 3:57 am, with a vengean…

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Funny story: An Extremely Rare F-6 Tornado Slams The Hell Out Of Malibu Beach

An Extremely Rare F-6 Tornado Slams The Hell Out Of Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - (Satire News) - Lots and lots of Tinsel Town celebrities are still recovering from the after effects of a once in every 400-years devastating tornado. Bedroom Pillow Talk senior writer Carolina Chipotle, talked with many of the fant…

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Funny story: A Kansas Tornado Picks Up A Herd of Milk Cows And Drops Them Down In Oklahoma

A Kansas Tornado Picks Up A Herd of Milk Cows And Drops Them Down In Oklahoma

BURNT BARLEY, Kansas – (Satire News) – In a story that is so unbelievable that it could not possibly be true, the Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that an EF5 tornado hit the little town of Burnt Barley at 12:35 pm. And a dairy farmer, who look…

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Funny story: Trump Visit to Tornado-Torn Nashville Inflicts Second Natural Disaster in One Week

Trump Visit to Tornado-Torn Nashville Inflicts Second Natural Disaster in One Week

Following two devastating tornadoes that left parts of Nashville, Tennessee, in ruins, Donald Trump visited the still-dazed city, thereby inflicting the second natural disaster on the city in the space of one week. “Tornadoes are bad enough, but t...

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Funny story: Local Man has bad Dreams, turns himself into Police*

Local Man has bad Dreams, turns himself into Police*

Portland. A local man, Carl Schlipty, a faucet hinge cleaner, turned himself into to police custody recently after experiencing several "unsettling" dreams involving tornadoes. "I was afraid I'd be a danger to myself and to others. I just couldn...

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Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes and Earthquakes

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes and Earthquakes

Washington, DC "I got tired of all these disasters upstaging me and getting all the press. It was time SOMEBODY stood up and did something about all these hurricanes and earthquakes EVERY YEAR! Well, now it will be illegal for that to happen. TAKE TH...

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Funny story: Canadian tornado mows lawn!

Canadian tornado mows lawn!

A Canadian lawn mower who hates mowing his lawn, but forced outside because his wife cannot stand the grass being longer than 6 inches, decided enough is enough, and God provided him with the perfect solution! He started mowing the lawn and notice...

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Funny story: Christian Youth Group Forms Prayer Circle Around Tornado. Banishes It To Hell.

Christian Youth Group Forms Prayer Circle Around Tornado. Banishes It To Hell.

Bentleyville, USA (AP)- Al Roker never predicted a rapturous burst of the power of prayer in his weekend forecast. The Child Soldiers For Christ youth group had assembled at their regular "divine debriefing" Sunday morning service when a loud nois...

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Funny story: Weather Forecaster Breaks Endurance Record on Television in Norway

Weather Forecaster Breaks Endurance Record on Television in Norway

Weather forecaster Eli Kari Gjengedali broke a world record for the longest forecast by riding atop a tornado which swirled from Atla, through Harstad where the tornado built up strength. It then carried her through Bodø, down through Saltfjellet-Sv...

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Funny story: Terrorist Tornado Causes Injuries at St. Louis Airport

Terrorist Tornado Causes Injuries at St. Louis Airport

The Terrorist Services Organization (TSA) closed down the St. Louis Lambert Field after a suicide tornado struck the field today. Although no specific terrorist group took immediate responsibility for the attack, managers at the TSA acknowledged t...

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Funny story: America Has Severe Case Of Wind

America Has Severe Case Of Wind

WASHINGTON, Illinois - 53 million people in the United States were under severe weather watch as storms pounded much of the north central and eastern coastal states, brought on by the wrath of God. While under a half dozen people were thought to b...

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Funny story: Tornado Chasers Accidentally Drive Into A Forest Fire

Tornado Chasers Accidentally Drive Into A Forest Fire

WICHITA, Kansas - Two of the Midwest's most popular and experienced tornado chasers, Sterling Vittybird, 27, and Tranquillo Razzle, 24, recently got caught up in their work. The two were on Interstate 35, chasing a category 6 tornado that had form...

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Funny story: The Egg Laying Hens Were Traumatized As Hell

The Egg Laying Hens Were Traumatized As Hell

POCAHONTAS, Arkansas - A recent 4.7 earthquake that hit Arkansas caused some damage to three trailer parks in the Greater Pocahontas area. Long time resident Buford "Bubba" Razzfinker, 83, said that at first he thought that the earthquake was just...

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Funny story: Small Tornado Hits Bognor Regis - Not Much Damage

Small Tornado Hits Bognor Regis - Not Much Damage

Details are leaking through that the south coast seaside town of Bognor Regis has been lashed by a small tornado. A sort of mini-tornado, according to accounts, and although there was some damage to property, it appears that the damage was limited, a...

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Funny story: Windapocalypses and Chiclones and NDizzards, Oh My

Windapocalypses and Chiclones and NDizzards, Oh My

Meteorologists, or Weather Forecasters, as they like to refer to themselves as, have always found it hard to keep their audiences happy. If they say it is going to be sunny and it rains, the first people to be blamed are the forecasters. Forecast some really bad weather and get people preparing for the worst only to realize that they had it all wrong is a forecaster's worst nightmare. The ugly vie...

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Funny story: Freak Tornado Destroys 1 Bedroom Apartment in Perth Amboy, NJ; 842 Left Homeless

Freak Tornado Destroys 1 Bedroom Apartment in Perth Amboy, NJ; 842 Left Homeless

A freak tornado touched down in the Nueva Puerto Rico section of Perth Amboy, NJ this evening, destroying a 450 sq. ft., 1 bedroom apartment. Fortunately, none of the 842 occupants were injured, but all are left homeless. "Que fue, prima?" asked r...

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