TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - Several citizens of Tulsa report seeing a Chinese surveillance balloon in the Oklahoma sky. Cory "Bubba" Quillbox, 52, one of several Oklahomans who saw the ping pong ball looking object, said that the spy balloon…
BURNT BARLEY, Kansas – (Satire News) – In a story that is so unbelievable that it could not possibly be true, the Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that an EF5 tornado hit the little town of Burnt Barley at 12:35 pm. And a dairy farmer, who look…
TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle was invited to attend the country western wedding of the decade on Blake Shelton's 13,716 acre Yippee-Ki-Yay Ranch. After six years of living together, country singers…
OKLAHOMA CITY – (Satire News) – After receiving thousands of complaints in emails, text messages, Instagrams, and phone calls, the Oklahoma state legislature has voted to ban ribbed condoms by a vote of 57 to 43. State Senator Barkston F. Goldensi…
Following the inept, forty-three minute execution of inmate Clayton Lockett in Oklahoma seven years ago, the Oklahoma legislature has recently voted to replace the "dead in the water" lethal injection route with “Death by Dumbo”. Following the nat…
KALAMAZOO, Michigan – (Satire News) – The racing world was shocked to see that the horse that was favored to win the Kalamazoo Derby suddenly stopped in the middle of the race, and sat down in the middle of the race track. The horse, named "Landin…
TULSA – (Satire News) - The Tulsa City Council has just named Deputy Amanda Timberwine to be the new city sheriff. Deputy Timberwine, has been with the sheriff's department for three weeks. She is replacing Sheriff Clyde Costello, who suddenly lef…
Oklahoma- Donald Trump supporters planning on attending this weekend's big 'Open Up 'Merica' rally here in Tulsa, Oklahoma, will have to sign a waiver, clearing Trump of any liability if they catch the coronavirus. But they'll also have to take an IQ...
OKLAHOMA CITY – Long-time hairstylist, Brucey “Skippy” LaFondue, said that, as he was headed to work at his beauty salon, he noticed smoke coming from a street gutter. As he got closer, he saw that the smoke was coming from a mound of dirt that ha...
TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – The 43-year-old country music singer, Blake Shelton, says that he really misses performing before a live audience. Shelton said that he and his girlfriend, Gwen Stefani, and a bunch of her kids, are sheltering-in-place at hi...
SACKRAHMINTO, CALIFORNICATE — The not-so-great state of Californicate banned its residents from traveling to Oklahoma because officials do not approve of the OK State's allegedly discriminatory law against LesbianGayBisexualTransgenderQuestioning (LG...
Oklahoma was not at all upset after losing 83-78 to Rhode Island in the first round of the NCAA March Madness tournament. “Honestly, we’re all completely fine with losing,” said coach Lon Kruger. “We didn’t really work that hard this year and the...
Oklahoma City - An eastbound exodus involving a large number of current and former politicians, lobbyists and oil industry executives currently trapped in the state of Oklahoma is underway. The formation of the Trump Administration has attracted man...
In a victory for religious libertarians, Oklahoma has passed the Family Religion And Re-Education Act, designed to keep exorcism, the casting out of demons, legal. Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern sponsored the legislation that protects family and...
Oklahoma - A cheap and effective alternative to the electric chair is being backed by Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin a recent convert to laughing gas. Nitrous oxide is touted as the new Zyklon-B of choice after tests showed it causes rapid asphyxia...
TULSA, OKLA--A ninth grader in Tulsa has won his class' science medal for developing a three-drug protocol to put inmates to death on death row in the "Sooner State," as its residents proudly call Oklahoma. Richie Westerman, who submitted his pro...
Following the botched execution of death row inmate Clayton Lockett, Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin announced that she will support legislation extending the Humane Slaughter Act, which has previously applied only to farm animals, to human prisoners.
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