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Funny story: A Kansas Tornado Picks Up A Herd of Milk Cows And Drops Them Down In Oklahoma

A Kansas Tornado Picks Up A Herd of Milk Cows And Drops Them Down In Oklahoma

BURNT BARLEY, Kansas – (Satire News) – In a story that is so unbelievable that it could not possibly be true, the Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that an EF5 tornado hit the little town of Burnt Barley at 12:35 pm. And a dairy farmer, who look…

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Funny story: All The Details on The Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Country-Style Wedding of The Decade

All The Details on The Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Country-Style Wedding of The Decade

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle was invited to attend the country western wedding of the decade on Blake Shelton's 13,716 acre Yippee-Ki-Yay Ranch. After six years of living together, country singers…

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Funny story: You Won’t Believe Why Oklahoma Has Outlawed Ribbed Condoms

You Won’t Believe Why Oklahoma Has Outlawed Ribbed Condoms

OKLAHOMA CITY – (Satire News) – After receiving thousands of complaints in emails, text messages, Instagrams, and phone calls, the Oklahoma state legislature has voted to ban ribbed condoms by a vote of 57 to 43. State Senator Barkston F. Goldensi…

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Funny story: Oklahoma Adopts "Death By Dumbo" Execution Method

Oklahoma Adopts "Death By Dumbo" Execution Method

Following the inept, forty-three minute execution of inmate Clayton Lockett in Oklahoma seven years ago, the Oklahoma legislature has recently voted to replace the "dead in the water" lethal injection route with “Death by Dumbo”. Following the nat…

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Funny story: A Racehorse Inexplicably Stops in The Middle of a Race

A Racehorse Inexplicably Stops in The Middle of a Race

KALAMAZOO, Michigan – (Satire News) – The racing world was shocked to see that the horse that was favored to win the Kalamazoo Derby suddenly stopped in the middle of the race, and sat down in the middle of the race track. The horse, named "Landin…

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Funny story: An Erotically Sexy Ex-Pole Dancer Has Been Named Sheriff of Tulsa, Oklahoma

An Erotically Sexy Ex-Pole Dancer Has Been Named Sheriff of Tulsa, Oklahoma

TULSA – (Satire News) - The Tulsa City Council has just named Deputy Amanda Timberwine to be the new city sheriff. Deputy Timberwine, has been with the sheriff's department for three weeks. She is replacing Sheriff Clyde Costello, who suddenly lef…

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Funny story: Trumpers Will Have To Take IQ Test At Rally

Trumpers Will Have To Take IQ Test At Rally

Oklahoma- Donald Trump supporters planning on attending this weekend's big 'Open Up 'Merica' rally here in Tulsa, Oklahoma, will have to sign a waiver, clearing Trump of any liability if they catch the coronavirus. But they'll also have to take an IQ...

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Funny story: Oklahoma City Residents are Shocked as a Volcano Forms Overnight

Oklahoma City Residents are Shocked as a Volcano Forms Overnight

OKLAHOMA CITY – Long-time hairstylist, Brucey “Skippy” LaFondue, said that, as he was headed to work at his beauty salon, he noticed smoke coming from a street gutter. As he got closer, he saw that the smoke was coming from a mound of dirt that ha...

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Funny story: Country Singer Blake Shelton Says That This Sheltering-in-Place Policy Has Quadrupled His Beer Consumption

Country Singer Blake Shelton Says That This Sheltering-in-Place Policy Has Quadrupled His Beer Consumption

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – The 43-year-old country music singer, Blake Shelton, says that he really misses performing before a live audience. Shelton said that he and his girlfriend, Gwen Stefani, and a bunch of her kids, are sheltering-in-place at hi...

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Funny story: Governor Moonbeam "Offended" (Again)

Governor Moonbeam "Offended" (Again)

SACKRAHMINTO, CALIFORNICATE — The not-so-great state of Californicate banned its residents from traveling to Oklahoma because officials do not approve of the OK State's allegedly discriminatory law against LesbianGayBisexualTransgenderQuestioning (LG...

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Funny story: Oklahoma Completely Fine with Losing in March Madness

Oklahoma Completely Fine with Losing in March Madness

Oklahoma was not at all upset after losing 83-78 to Rhode Island in the first round of the NCAA March Madness tournament. “Honestly, we’re all completely fine with losing,” said coach Lon Kruger. “We didn’t really work that hard this year and the...

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Funny story: Anti-Environment Politicians Fleeing Earthquake Ravaged Oklahoma in Droves

Anti-Environment Politicians Fleeing Earthquake Ravaged Oklahoma in Droves

Oklahoma City - An eastbound exodus involving a large number of current and former politicians, lobbyists and oil industry executives currently trapped in the state of Oklahoma is underway. The formation of the Trump Administration has attracted man...

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Funny story: Oklahoma Lawmakers Keep Exorcism Legal

Oklahoma Lawmakers Keep Exorcism Legal

In a victory for religious libertarians, Oklahoma has passed the Family Religion And Re-Education Act, designed to keep exorcism, the casting out of demons, legal. Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern sponsored the legislation that protects family and...

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Funny story: Oklahoma allows executions by laughing gas

Oklahoma allows executions by laughing gas

Oklahoma - A cheap and effective alternative to the electric chair is being backed by Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin a recent convert to laughing gas. Nitrous oxide is touted as the new Zyklon-B of choice after tests showed it causes rapid asphyxia...

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Funny story: Ninth Grader Wins Science Medal at his Oklahoma High School for Three-Drug Lethal Injection Protocol

Ninth Grader Wins Science Medal at his Oklahoma High School for Three-Drug Lethal Injection Protocol

TULSA, OKLA--A ninth grader in Tulsa has won his class' science medal for developing a three-drug protocol to put inmates to death on death row in the "Sooner State," as its residents proudly call Oklahoma. Richie Westerman, who submitted his pro...

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Funny story: Oklahoma Governor Agrees to Extend Humane Slaughter Act to Human Death Row Inmates

Oklahoma Governor Agrees to Extend Humane Slaughter Act to Human Death Row Inmates

Following the botched execution of death row inmate Clayton Lockett, Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin announced that she will support legislation extending the Humane Slaughter Act, which has previously applied only to farm animals, to human prisoners.

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Funny story: Double-or-nothing Bet On Instant Replay Leads to State's Largest Reported Gambling Loss

Double-or-nothing Bet On Instant Replay Leads to State's Largest Reported Gambling Loss

Indian Head, OK - A man from Texas lost $424,000 last month after he placed a double-or-nothing bet on the instant replay of a March Madness college basketball game. The man was down $212,000 dollars when he placed the bet. It is the largest gamblin...

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