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Funny story: Nottinghamshire police issue apology after WPC arrests cow for breaking social distancing laws.

Nottinghamshire police issue apology after WPC arrests cow for breaking social distancing laws.

Molly the cow got the surprise of her life when, one minute, she was chewing some grass in a field near Babbington, and having a pleasant bovine conversation with Milly the cow about the taste of daffodils, and, the next, she was being tasered and ha...

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Funny story: A Farmer is Injured While Drinking Milk

A Farmer is Injured While Drinking Milk

SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin – The local authorities are reporting that a local farmer sustained an injury while he was drinking milk. Sheboygan police officer, Wendell Braggberry, (Badge #3017) said that he took a statement from Silas P. Coogins, who own...

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Funny story: President Trump Visits India and Immediately Insults The Entire Country By Saying He Wants a Big Mac Burger

President Trump Visits India and Immediately Insults The Entire Country By Saying He Wants a Big Mac Burger

NEW DELHI, India – President Trump landed at the Ravi Shankar International Airport and was greeted by a crowd estimated to be about 95 or maybe 98, including two dozen or so airport workers. It was very windy as the president waved to the crowd m...

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Funny story: Veterinarian Becomes First to Offer Plastic Surgery for Cows, a.k.a. Moo Jobs

Veterinarian Becomes First to Offer Plastic Surgery for Cows, a.k.a. Moo Jobs

Tapping into what she predicts will be a growing market for animal plastic surgery, veterinarian Dr. Myra Goodrich is now offering cosmetic surgery on cows' udders, a.k.a "moo jobs". "Just like women who aren't pleased with the appearance of their...

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Funny story: Chick-fil-A Admits "Eat Mor Chikin" Ad Written by Semi-Literate Employee, Not Cow

Chick-fil-A Admits "Eat Mor Chikin" Ad Written by Semi-Literate Employee, Not Cow

Restaurant chain Chick-fil-A recently admitted that its popular misspelled advertisement playing off the idea that cows want people to eat more chicken so that they, in turn, will not be eaten, was written not by a cow, as the ad implies, but by a se...

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Funny story: Republican Congresswoman Outraged at Separation of Non-Immigrant Baby Cows from Their Mothers

Republican Congresswoman Outraged at Separation of Non-Immigrant Baby Cows from Their Mothers

"It's an outrage," said neoconservative congresswoman Nancy Hartwright of Oklahoma City regarding the dairy industry's practice of separating native-born baby cows from their American mothers shortly after birth. "This is something that should happen...

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Funny story: Dairy Industry Explains that What It Does to Bulls Is Totally Different from Bestiality

Dairy Industry Explains that What It Does to Bulls Is Totally Different from Bestiality

"It's not even in the same realm as bestiality," said Larry Wells, CEO of Vermont-based organic dairy company Wholesome Secretions, Inc., regarding the dairy industry practice of stimulating bulls' penises to collect the semen used to artificially in...

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Funny story: Lorry Sheds Its Load Of Sheds

Lorry Sheds Its Load Of Sheds

There was a 30-yard tailback on a road in Battambang this morning, after a lorry shed its load of sheds. The lorry - which in the US would be described as 'the truck' - was being driven along the road from Baset in the direction of the city, by a...

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Funny story: Man Falls After Chasing Cow

Man Falls After Chasing Cow

There was controversy in Cambodia this afternoon, when a man who was chasing some cows out of his garden slipped and fell on a road, grazing the skin at the back of the top of his leg just underneath his bottom. The cows pass the Battambang home o...

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Funny story: Urine Luck - Cow Wee Cures Cancer?

Urine Luck - Cow Wee Cures Cancer?

New Delhi invented a new product made from cow urine that has a wide range of cures from cancer, diarrhea, to diabetes. It is on sale by the Bharatiya Janata Party and a BJPan official claimed, "My daughter tried all kinds of things" to get rid of he...

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Funny story: Milked cows run stampede at a Lancashire ATM!

Milked cows run stampede at a Lancashire ATM!

Police were called out to a filling up station on the M61 near Chorley, Lancashire, yesterday as a herd of dissatisfied cows attempted to raid an ATM! The cows broke out of their paddock claiming the farmer paid them less than the minimum wage for...

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Funny story: Uddersfield Town

Uddersfield Town

Huddersfield Town chairman Dean Hoyle has come up with a controversial plan to keep the grass nice and short during the summer months: he's let two cows lose on the pitch. He justified his bizarre decision by saying "It makes sense; cows naturally ke...

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Funny story: Enemy #1 is Cow Flatulence, Not al-Qaeda

Enemy #1 is Cow Flatulence, Not al-Qaeda

Al Gore and Michael Moore are planning to do a new movie and launch a major effort to stop so much cow flatulence from getting into the atmosphere. The going is slow right at present because of it being so hard to video a cow farting at just the r...

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Funny story: India Desperate For Money Agrees To Sell 17,000 Sacred Cows To Japan

India Desperate For Money Agrees To Sell 17,000 Sacred Cows To Japan

NEW DELHI, India - The country of India, like most of the world's countries, has been going through a tough time economically. The Taj Mahal National News Agency has just announced some shocking news coming out of the nation's capital of New Delhi...

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Funny story: Men Arrested Of Abusing Cows Claim It Was By Moo-tual Consent

Men Arrested Of Abusing Cows Claim It Was By Moo-tual Consent

Two men who have been arrested on suspicion of sexually abusing cows are claiming that the cows not only agreed to the abuse but encouraged it. One of the men is accused of trying to have sex with several of the animals while another man, filmed...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking: Whole Lot of Shit Going Down!

Stephen Hawking: Whole Lot of Shit Going Down!

Prominent scientist, Stephen Hawking stated today that both Greenpeace and other environmental groups are fighting a losing battle with nature. "There are about 7 billion people on the earth today. Let's say they have one good crap each day. Now I...

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Funny story: Congress Approves Cow Fartknockers For Environment!

Congress Approves Cow Fartknockers For Environment!

In a short speech Friday morning that was watched closely by the nation's farmers, Vice President Joe Biden and some of the members of the House of Representatives announced that there was no use for panic among the cattle ranchers and farmers. "W...

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