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Man Falls After Chasing Cow

Funny story: Man Falls After Chasing Cow

There was controversy in Cambodia this afternoon, when a man who was chasing some cows out of his garden slipped and fell on a road, grazing the skin at the back of the top of his leg just underneath his bottom. The cows pass the Battambang home o...

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Urine Luck - Cow Wee Cures Cancer?

Funny story: Urine Luck - Cow Wee Cures Cancer?

New Delhi invented a new product made from cow urine that has a wide range of cures from cancer, diarrhea, to diabetes. It is on sale by the Bharatiya Janata Party and a BJPan official claimed, "My daughter tried all kinds of things" to get rid of he...

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Milked cows run stampede at a Lancashire ATM!

Funny story: Milked cows run stampede at a Lancashire ATM!

Police were called out to a filling up station on the M61 near Chorley, Lancashire, yesterday as a herd of dissatisfied cows attempted to raid an ATM! The cows broke out of their paddock claiming the farmer paid them less than the minimum wage for...

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Uddersfield Town

Funny story: Uddersfield Town

Huddersfield Town chairman Dean Hoyle has come up with a controversial plan to keep the grass nice and short during the summer months: he's let two cows lose on the pitch. He justified his bizarre decision by saying "It makes sense; cows naturally ke...

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Enemy #1 is Cow Flatulence, Not al-Qaeda

Funny story: Enemy #1 is Cow Flatulence, Not al-Qaeda

Al Gore and Michael Moore are planning to do a new movie and launch a major effort to stop so much cow flatulence from getting into the atmosphere. The going is slow right at present because of it being so hard to video a cow farting at just the r...

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India Desperate For Money Agrees To Sell 17,000 Sacred Cows To Japan

Funny story: India Desperate For Money Agrees To Sell 17,000 Sacred Cows To Japan

NEW DELHI, India - The country of India, like most of the world's countries, has been going through a tough time economically. The Taj Mahal National News Agency has just announced some shocking news coming out of the nation's capital of New Delhi...

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Men Arrested Of Abusing Cows Claim It Was By Moo-tual Consent

Funny story: Men Arrested Of Abusing Cows Claim It Was By Moo-tual Consent

Two men who have been arrested on suspicion of sexually abusing cows are claiming that the cows not only agreed to the abuse but encouraged it. One of the men is accused of trying to have sex with several of the animals while another man, filmed...

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Stephen Hawking: Whole Lot of Shit Going Down!

Funny story: Stephen Hawking: Whole Lot of Shit Going Down!

Prominent scientist, Stephen Hawking stated today that both Greenpeace and other environmental groups are fighting a losing battle with nature. "There are about 7 billion people on the earth today. Let's say they have one good crap each day. Now I...

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Congress Approves Cow Fartknockers For Environment!

Funny story: Congress Approves Cow Fartknockers For Environment!

In a short speech Friday morning that was watched closely by the nation's farmers, Vice President Joe Biden and some of the members of the House of Representatives announced that there was no use for panic among the cattle ranchers and farmers. "W...

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An Examination of the Worth of Cow Urine

Funny story: An Examination of the Worth of Cow Urine

New Delhi invented a new product made from cow urine that has a wide range of cures from cancer, diarrhea, to diabetes. It is on sale by the Bharatiya Janata Party and one of their officials claims, "My daughter tried all kinds of things" to rid of h...

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A Wisconsin Dairy Farmer Shoots A Pelican - Says He Thought It Was A Spy Drone

Funny story: A Wisconsin Dairy Farmer Shoots A Pelican - Says He Thought It Was A Spy Drone

KENOSHA, Wisconsin - Dairy farmer Wendell Hickenbocker, 68, who has been in the cow milking business for 47 years, said that he has been watching CNN and hearing a lot about these so called spy drones that Canada is reportedly sending up to spy on Am...

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Butter Cow Vandal Caught Red Handed

Funny story: Butter Cow Vandal Caught Red Handed

Des Moines, Iowa- A member of "Iowans for Animal Liberation", the animal activist group that recently vandalized the butter cow sculpture at the Iowa State Fair, has been caught. William Baston is in police custody and is singing like a canary, or m...

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Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...

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Cows Come Home, Party's Over

Funny story: Cows Come Home, Party's Over

Thousands of partygoers were disappointed last night when they had to stop their festivities because the cows came home. "I've always heard people say, 'Party 'til the cows come home,' and that's what we were doing. But never in a million years...

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Horsemeat Contaminated with Cow

Funny story: Horsemeat Contaminated with Cow

A horse has been found with 60% beef in it. Which technically makes it a cow but the animal is very confused. It has raised concern over how many other horses are infact cows and therefore potentially contaminating our favourite foods. Consume...

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Candy Corn-Fed Cows Are Much More Hyper

Funny story: Candy Corn-Fed Cows Are Much More Hyper

PADUCAH, Kentucky - Atticus Grumpletoy, 71, owner of The Hoot & Holler Cattle Ranch located on the Kentucky-Illinois border recently stated that he has been feeding his 2,000 head of cattle candy corn since the first week in August. Grumpletoy...

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Missouri Cows Infect Two Iowa Bulls with a STD

Funny story: Missouri Cows Infect Two Iowa Bulls with a STD

Des Moines, Iowa -- Two Iowa bulls have been diagnosed with a venereal disease after a wild night of partying across the state line in Missouri. Iowa agricultural officials have placed the two hapless bulls under quarantine after they tested posit...

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Emotionally Indifferent Barn Dweller's Sickness, AKA Mad Cow Disease, Claims Another Bovine

SAN FRANCISCO -- A California dairy cow previously identified as having Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy, or Mad Cow Disease, has been euthanized. Federal officials stated that in the last several weeks the cow had been exhibiting classic symptoms o...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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