Snopes Verifies QAnon Conspiracy: Hillary Clinton Connected To Suez Canal Closure

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Thursday, 1 April 2021

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Was Hillary Clinton responsible for the closure of the Suez Canal? “Yes,” says Snopes.

The conspiracy theory goes like this: The ship that was stuck in the canal, the Ever Given, is owned by Taiwan-based Evergreen Marine and carries the radio call sign H3RC. Clinton’s Secret Service code name is Evergreen, and her initials are HRC.

There is speculation that Evergreen "is most likely a cover for human and sex trafficking."
The theory allude to the containers being opened on television to reveal trafficked people inside. It is the latest potential disclosure related to the QAnon conspiracy theory that says former President Donald Trump was elected to thwart a deep-state cabal of pedophiles and cannibals, including Clinton.

Snopes: “It is beyond obvious that this conspiracy theory connects Hillary Clinton to the ship. QAnon is spot on.”

In addition to the evidence listed above, the ship was designed using a holographic image of Hillary’s ample buttocks, which have been conservatively estimated to be about “two axe handles wide.” Upon viewing Hillary from the rear in her traditional pink pantsuit ensemble, one pundit described the activity within as “looking like two Bulldogs fighting over a porkchop in a gunnysack.”

Dr. Slim: “If not for QAnon, this story would have been swept under the rug.”

Dirty: “Yo, Doctor. They would still be dredging if Hillary’s butt was stuck in the sand.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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