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Funny story: Trump’s Next Big MAGA Political Campaign Rally Will Be Held at a McDonalds

Trump’s Next Big MAGA Political Campaign Rally Will Be Held at a McDonalds

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A spokesperson for the 2020 Trump Presidential Campaign has just informed the media that Trump’s next world-famous campaign rally will be held in Moose Mouth, North Dakota. Campaign spokesperson, Peter “Pepe” Von Vixen, pointed...

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Funny story: It is Now Official: President Trump Hates Fox News More Than He Hates Don Lemon, Robert De Niro and Megyn Kelly

It is Now Official: President Trump Hates Fox News More Than He Hates Don Lemon, Robert De Niro and Megyn Kelly

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has revealed that most of the president’s staff members are worried about his state of mind, which they say is turning into a bowl of Wheaties. They point out that he is becoming more and more of a big, gig...

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Funny story: Don Lemon to Brett Kavanaugh: When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.

Don Lemon to Brett Kavanaugh: When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.

Brett Kavanaugh, Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court, appears to have finally learned his lesson from the MeToo Movement. In an interview ostensibly about the constitutional ramifications of Covid19 and the growing concern about the erosi...

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Funny story: Jimmy Kimmel to Host a Debate Between CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Fox News’ Sean Hannity

Jimmy Kimmel to Host a Debate Between CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Fox News’ Sean Hannity

LOS ANGELES – ABC has stated that they are finalizing the plans to have a debate on the virtual Jimmy Kimmel Show. Network executives have talked to both Anderson Cooper and Sean Hannity, and both men have agreed to appear on the show. Hannity...

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Funny story: Trump Announces Tremendous Hope For Coronavirus Cure

Trump Announces Tremendous Hope For Coronavirus Cure

US President Donald Trump raised the hopes of US citizens yet again, yesterday, with what he called "tremendous positive news" about research into a cure for the deadly coronavirus. "We've been looking at the moon", he told reporters at yesterday'...

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Funny story: Trump Plans To Completely Destroy News Outlets Like CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, And NBC

Trump Plans To Completely Destroy News Outlets Like CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, And NBC

MT. AIRY, Maryland – The president was in the town of Mt. Airy on a campaign tour. He was speaking before 196 supporters and 13 non-supporters. He told the crowd that he is making two lists and checking them both twice. He said that the first list...

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Funny story: The President Trump - Don Lemon Feud Is Really Getting Nasty

The President Trump - Don Lemon Feud Is Really Getting Nasty

NEW YORK CITY - CNN's Don Lemon has fired back at the President in their ongoing feud. Lemon was furious after Trump said that he was born in Kenya. Lemon hit back at Trump saying that "Emperor Bone Spur's" face looks like it was hit by a flock o...

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Has Proof That CNN's Don Lemon Was Born In Kenya

President Trump Says He Has Proof That CNN's Don Lemon Was Born In Kenya

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has told the Vox Populi News Agency that he has undisputed proof that CNN’s Don Lemon was not born in Louisiana, but in Kenya. Trump spoke with Vox Populi’s Magenta McSalsa, and said that one of his secret servic...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Warren denies using “grab 'em” terminology borrowed from Trump

Elizabeth Warren denies using “grab 'em” terminology borrowed from Trump

Recently, CNN reported a conflict between Ms. Warren and Bernie Sanders over a “he said, she said” controversy related to the 2020 presidential election. Ms. Warren thought Mr. Sanders said a woman could not win the presidency, which he then vehem...

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Funny story: Hero dog Conan responds to CNN interview: “No comment”

Hero dog Conan responds to CNN interview: “No comment”

Breaking: Hero Dog Conan, key assistant in tracking down and eliminating Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, reported in to a White House psychiatrist late this afternoon. Conan has been honored by the president for outstanding bravery in the field of running d...

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Funny story: CNN to receive Horace S Ball award for distinguished journalism no malarkey

CNN to receive Horace S Ball award for distinguished journalism no malarkey

The Horace S. Ball Foundation has awarded its prized annual trophy to CNN. This distinguished trophy honors Horace Shinola Ball, of the previous century. In making its selection, The Foundation directed its attention to the following. A re...

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Funny story: CNN Libel Trial Bombshell: Smirking Student in Viral Covington High Video was Actually Ben Shapiro

CNN Libel Trial Bombshell: Smirking Student in Viral Covington High Video was Actually Ben Shapiro

Covington, Kentucky - During opening arguments of the libel case brought by lawyers on behalf of a Covington High School teen against CNN and other news outlets, it was revealed that the individual in the viral video that was the subject of many news...

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Funny story: CNN to Become "Premiere Propaganda Source" of America

CNN to Become "Premiere Propaganda Source" of America

NEW YORK - CNN is rebranding itself to reverse its ratings decline. In 2018, the "news network" experienced a 41% loss on its Primetime Viewership numbers. The label "Fake News" has stuck to CNN after President Trump repeatedly criticized their "jour...

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Funny story: Michael Avenatti trades 15 minutes of fame for 15 years

Michael Avenatti trades 15 minutes of fame for 15 years

Former Stormy Daniels attorney, Michael Avenatti, concluded his once-meteoric rise to cable news superstardom today with a rather abrupt and uneventful collision with a pair of handcuffs. The former darling of CNN and MSNBC was arrested on charges o...

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Funny story: Apocalypse Now: Did You Hear What Trump Said?

Apocalypse Now: Did You Hear What Trump Said?

The Vatican -- Today the Lamb of God, held in various sacred halls by the catholic church for over a millennium and long-presumed to be in a vegetative state, surprised priests and bishops alike when it suddenly came to its feet, took a long look ar...

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Funny story: Bombshell: Trump Is Done. He's Finished. It's Over.

Bombshell: Trump Is Done. He's Finished. It's Over.

In a bombshell report first issued just days after the 2016 election and re-emerging today, it looks like Donald J. Trump's presidency is coming to an end. "I've been saying it for two years straight," said several news pundits who have been predi...

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Funny story: Trump consulting on Dignity at The Press Conference following yesterday’s fiasco

Trump consulting on Dignity at The Press Conference following yesterday’s fiasco

Today President Trump has emerged several times from a private office at the White House to attend a water cooler nearby. He then returns to this office, and sounds through the door indicate energetic discussion plus (possibly) furniture thrown.

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