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Funny story: Anderson Cooper scolds viewers

Anderson Cooper scolds viewers

Well, Anderson, viewers know when a liar is a liar, is a liar. And when viewers see the same liar telling the same lies repeatedly, they criticize. They criticize and ask questions. Real questions like: Why is a news channel like CNN promoting a l…

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Funny story: Why did CNN give a convicted rapist one hour of air time?

Why did CNN give a convicted rapist one hour of air time?

The world is already suffering from global warming, so why pollute the air even more by giving the twice-impeached, convicted rapist, tax, and draft dodger one hour of airtime on CNN? Donald Trump was found guilty of rape by a New York jury. Wow! Jus…

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Funny story: Former Fox News Host Tucker Carlson and Former CNN News Host Don Lemon Both Apply For Unemployment Benefits

Former Fox News Host Tucker Carlson and Former CNN News Host Don Lemon Both Apply For Unemployment Benefits

MANHATTAN - (Spoof Satire) - In the department of "You Just Got Too Damn Big For Your Britches," two of the biggest names in TV news were given the boot in a blaze of glory. Tucker Carlson, known to his fans as "The Swamp Monster," and Don Lemon,…

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch's Personal Assistant Says He Is Considering Selling Fox News to CNN

Rupert Murdoch's Personal Assistant Says He Is Considering Selling Fox News to CNN

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In breaking news out of "The Big Apple," BuzzFuzz is reporting that multi-billionaire Rupert Murdoch, who owns Fox News, is seriously considering selling Fox News; and the possible buyer is none other than Fox News com…

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Funny story: CNN Hiring New Anchors for their Titanic Shitshow

CNN Hiring New Anchors for their Titanic Shitshow

Would you like a job in journalism? It’s easy, other people do the ground work for you, all you have to do is smile and tote the party line and get paid big big bucks! Maybe even a book deal or your own show – IF you can go viral! Whether you’re a…

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Funny story: Trump Sues CNN for $474 Million And .62 Cents

Trump Sues CNN for $474 Million And .62 Cents

Well, he has to pay for his second-string lawyers with something. But the joke is: He’s suing for defamation? Is this from the same guy who said he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it? Or said he wouldn’t assault the accuser becaus…

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Funny story: Don Lemon's CNN show Replaced With Dog Anal Care Tips

Don Lemon's CNN show Replaced With Dog Anal Care Tips

Due to poor ratings for CNN's Don Lemon, the network announced that his show will be replaced with “Dr. Bud’s Canine Corral,” a veterinary show which will focus on caring for your dog’s anus. Dr. Bud Hilten is a noted doctor in the Cincinnati a…

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Funny story: Sen. Joe “Pussy Boy” Manchin Says Since He’s Turned Into a Traitor Bastard, He’s Received Over 3 Million Threats

Sen. Joe “Pussy Boy” Manchin Says Since He’s Turned Into a Traitor Bastard, He’s Received Over 3 Million Threats

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – Sen. Manchin recently spoke with Anderson Cooper of CNN, and he told him that he has no idea why so many people hate him. Cooper, who is not noted for mincing words replied, “Ahhhh, well my guess is probably becaus…

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Funny story: Cod Piece Diplomacy: Why Kamala Harris Wears Pantsuits

Cod Piece Diplomacy: Why Kamala Harris Wears Pantsuits

BILLINGSGATE POST: Hillary Clinton was the first woman to recognize how powerful a symbol it was to wear a pantsuit instead of a dress when creating a political image. Nancy Poozleosi was next. When was the last time you saw either wear a dress to…

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Funny story: World news outlets face critical shortage of COVID vaccine production footage

World news outlets face critical shortage of COVID vaccine production footage

Both CNN and BBC TV announced today their ability to cover the rollout of COVID-19 vaccines around the world is at risk due to a severe shortage of stock video footage of the vaccine manufacturing process. Anchor Chris Cuomo said on his Thursday e…

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Funny story: Biden Evicts Two Dogs With Four Ass Holes From White House

Biden Evicts Two Dogs With Four Ass Holes From White House

BILLINGSGATE POST: From the White House to the dog house, Lassie Come Home this is not. In the movie released in 1943, Roddy McDowell had to sell his beloved dog to the Duke of Rudling because his family could no longer afford to feed him. After…

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Funny story: Wile E Biden Confused: Mistakes Trump Runner For Donald Duck

Wile E Biden Confused: Mistakes Trump Runner For Donald Duck

BILLINGSGATE POST: If a giant Saguaro cactus fell in the desert, and no one was pricked by it, did it really fall? Houston, we got a problem. Yes, as we continue to witness the epic struggle between good and evil, personified by the Road Runner a…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Begs Twitter To Please Let Him Tweet Again

Donald Trump Begs Twitter To Please Let Him Tweet Again

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Melania Trump told Tiffany Trump that ever since her daddy got his ass banned from Twitter, he has been one big pile of ‘chit.’ The former first lady, and soon to be the former Mrs. Donald Trump, says that wit…

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Funny story: A Woman in New Jersey, Born With 2 Vaginas Offers to Sell One

A Woman in New Jersey, Born With 2 Vaginas Offers to Sell One

HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – iRumors disclosed that a woman, who is employed as a Burger Bandit drive-thru window order-taker, has divulged that she was born with two vaginas. Cleo Yorkowitz, 27, told iRumor's Ling-Chow Rangoon that sh…

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Funny story: Jake Tapper Interviews Dog With Two Assholes

Jake Tapper Interviews Dog With Two Assholes

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview scheduled to be aired on Thursday, CNN’s Jake Tapper scores the first known interview of a dog with two assholes. The wily Tapper insisted that Joe Biden, along with his sidekick, Kamala “Breath” Harris, bring…

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Funny story: President Trump Finally Admits His Big Beautiful Border Wall Was Just a Waste of $4.9 Billion of The American Taxpayers Money.

President Trump Finally Admits His Big Beautiful Border Wall Was Just a Waste of $4.9 Billion of The American Taxpayers Money.

MUFFLER SMOKE, Michigan – (Satire News) – President Trump spoke at his latest post-election campaign hate rally before a crowd of 14 people, including a 99-year-old woman with an emotional support beaver. The President said that he will never admi…

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Funny story: President Trump Hates Fox News and Vows To Destroy It With His Own News Network

President Trump Hates Fox News and Vows To Destroy It With His Own News Network

QUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – The President held another of his post-election campaign rallies. This one was in the Keystone state town of Quaker Oats. The town, founded in 1616, is noted for growing the tastiest oats in the world. I…

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