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Comedians Go on Strike

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Comedians across America have declared a strike. They demand that the news stations resume their duties instead of abdicating their responsibilities to them. Jon Oliver angrily explained, "My job is to make people laugh. If I decide to do something that my audience does not enjoy, they demand a refund. And yet, stations have decided to let idiots lie through their teeth and foam...

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I Am Anonymous

Funny story: I Am Anonymous

I Am Anonymous. The most influential person on the planet! Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. I am ubiquitous and omnipresent. I am all-seeing, all-knowing, pre-eminent. There is no topic that I don't know something about, or not willing to be quoted on. I can start wars, topple governments, and bring down presidents. My w...

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Misunderstood Comey smashes set of The Lead with Jake Tapper

Apparently, life on the book tour circuit can be a little lonely.  Following an appearance on the CNN news show The Lead with Jake Tapper, former FBI director James Comey had had enough of the panel's snarky criticisms and stormed the set.   "Ther...

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CNN and Lawmakers: "We Should Ban all Cars;" We Need to do This!

Funny story: CNN and Lawmakers: "We Should Ban all Cars;" We Need to do This!

According to CNN, "auto accidents kill too many, we need to ban cars and guns..." After another tragic shooting in our nation, CNN and others are pushing to ban all guns. A talk on gun control between two high school students after the fact was ca...

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Evidence mounting about Trump.com™ Little Hand Bandwidth Constipation Syndrome - Hands may face tiny Senate Inquiry

Funny story: Evidence mounting about Trump.com™ Little Hand Bandwidth Constipation Syndrome - Hands may face tiny Senate Inquiry

In more breaking news Trumps.com™ little hands could be facing a senate inquiry after his biographer revealed Trumps hands do all the thinking. Scientists recently revealed the link between excessive teenage masturbation and tiny hands and...

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Snopes: Fake News - CNN More Or Less Trusted Than The Spoof

Funny story: Snopes: Fake News - CNN More Or Less Trusted Than The Spoof

BILLINGSGATE POST: Just days after Snopes, the definitive internet service that decides which stories are fact or fiction, verified that Adolf Hitler was alive and living with his long time mistress, Eva Braun, in Argentina, the service verified tha...

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To Explain Recent Actions of Trump Administration, Sean "Melissa" Spicer Claims: Liberal Scientists & Media Secretly Placing Optical Implants Into The Eyes of Americans to Alter Reality

Today, press secretary Sean "Melissa" Spicer, (best known for his irrational and paralyzing fear of young girls from the ages of 2-7, a serious medical condition known as acute pediaphobia), controversially claimed: "Liberal scientists, funded by...

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Trump Builds His First Wall … But Not on the Mexican Border

Funny story: Trump Builds His First Wall … But Not on the Mexican Border

President-Elect Donald Trump's first press conference since his election was, as per the usual, filled with drama and fireworks. A CNN reporter attempted to ask a question concerning a report based on the knowledge of a former British Intelligence o...

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Rocky Horror Trump show is now being performed in the White House!

Funny story: Rocky Horror Trump show is now being performed in the White House!

President elect, "Rocky Trump", has decided to perform a new version of the seventies Broadway show and film every time he confronts the press! Trump says, "what is the point of being serious standing in front of a bunch of journo baboons who repr...

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CNN Nominates Donald Trump for People Magazine's "Worst Man Alive"

Funny story: CNN Nominates Donald Trump for People Magazine's "Worst Man Alive"

Robert Ennis, the editor-in-chief of People Magazine released on twitter that the magazine was going to have a category for "worst man alive" at the end of the year. he announced that the winner of this prize would receive a grand prize of $200 and b...

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Trump "Disendows" David Duke On Live TV

Funny story: Trump "Disendows" David Duke On Live TV

Donald Trump spoke to CNNs Jake Tapper to finally clear up his view on the KKKs endorsement of him. "You want me to disendow David Duke, I disendow him, alright?" Trump's statement actually did little to settle the controversy. When Jake asked Tru...

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Clinton Declared Winner of 2nd Democratic debate One Month Early: CNNs new model reveals

Funny story: Clinton Declared Winner of 2nd Democratic debate One Month Early: CNNs new model reveals

The field of Democratic presidential hopefuls will face off in their second debate hosted by CBS in one month's time, but thanks to CNN's new predictive model using Bayesian statistics, Markov Chain and a new technique referred to as 'Hyperbole Subte...

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Former CIA Head Defends Torture

Funny story: Former CIA Head Defends Torture

Today, on the CNN show, "Today's News," the former head of the CIA, General Michael Hayden, and Harvard Professor of Ethics, Greg Stiles, squared off against one another on the issue of torture. The background of the debate centered on The Senat...

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CNN Poll: Obama Would Lose To Jefferson Davis

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Obama is losing favor with Americans at such an alarming rate, that if they could do the 2012 election all over again, they'd overwhelming back the former president of the Confederate States of America, Jefferson Davis.

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CNN Knows What Happened to Missing Emails From Lois Lerner

Atlanta - CNN president, Jeff Zucker, has leaked information that shows the network is aware of what happened to two years of missing emails between embattled IRS operative, Lois Lerner, and various people in government, including the White House...

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US Media Responds to Allegations of Political Bias

Funny story: US Media Responds to Allegations of Political Bias

Centralia, Ill. (UGH News) - Recent allegations that America's media is so entirely politically biased that one's brain would have to be mashed in granny's wringer-washer for any of it to come across as believable, has stirred a storm of responses.

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CNN Desperately Looking for New Big Story

Rival news station CNN, otherwise known as the Cable News Network, has just announced it is actively searching for a new Story of Maximum Importance. What's that? Well, in recent years, CNN's preferred broadcast technique is choosing just one piec...

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Van Jones Blames Global Warming for Changing Benghazi Talking Points

Funny story: Van Jones Blames Global Warming for Changing Benghazi Talking Points

Atlanta - Van Jones, former Green Czar for the Obama administration and current host on CNN's Crossfire, blamed Global Warming for the tampered with talking points regarding the Benghazi attack in 2012. He completely dismissed any nefarious invol...

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Breaking news…

Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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