A great stride forward today in relations between China and the US as President Biden signs a historic trade deal. The deal will more than double US imports from China in exchange for a six-figure salary at a Chinese firm for President Biden's son, Hunter. Press Secretary Jen Psaki called the trade deal "historical" and a "light at the end of the tunnel for US/China relations". When asked about how the deal would help the American worker, Psaki replied, "I'll circle back to that later."
In other news, Florida Man has been detained indefinitely after being charged with the crime of mansplaining. It is unlikely that Florida Man will be able to post bail, as most judges are woke enough to prevent rewarding such a high level offense. According to some familiar with the trial, many on the jury feel that mansplaining is Florida Man's worst offense yet. It remains to be seen what reparations Florida Man will have to pay the victim post-trial.
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