BILLINGSGATE POST: The list goes on: Some self-righteous, dope-addled employee of Twitter has pulled the switch again, this time on President Biden. After cutting off President Trump, the My Pillow guy, Beaver Crossing farmer, Elmer Smuckmeister, and the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, some anonymous Silicon Valley whacko decided that President Biden misspelled too many words in a cryptic posting to his thousands of followers on Thursday.
“As you no, nex toosday is Grawnhaug day. My hoes and preyers are that the liddle cridder cees his shadhoe. I no how it fills to cum outa da bacemont and see da lite.”
“Joing wit me in hopping for a shady day is my vise presidunt Camela Breth Hairass. Ah will be singing an X-ativ Orduh to make dis day a Nashnal holyday.”
Dr. Slim: “At least we can be confident he didn’t plagiarize this.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. I told you to wake me when this was over...Too late. We’re toast.”
