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Funny story: Where Are The Coronavirus Tests For US Taxpayers?

Where Are The Coronavirus Tests For US Taxpayers?

Where are any coronavirus tests for US taxpayers? Huh? Even Heidi Klum can’t get tested and, she’s at home feeling sick and feverish. Has Ivanka been tested? Has anyone seen Melania lately? Is she under quarantine or lockdown? The former world sup...

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Funny story: Senate Votes to Not Allow Ballots in Presidential Election

Senate Votes to Not Allow Ballots in Presidential Election

Professing a commitment to avoiding mob rule, the Republican-led United States Senate voted to prohibit the introduction of voting ballots into the 2020 general presidential election. "We've already got a president, so there's no point in consider...

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Funny story: Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New.

Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New.

Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former presidents of the United States, who he feels are lesser than he is. He does not want to have to share the holiday 'President's Day' with all the other...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney’s house TPd in retribution for impeachment vote

Mitt Romney’s house TPd in retribution for impeachment vote

Utah senator Mitt Romney told reporters of his horror at discovering that his house had been covered in rolls of toilet paper. The phenomenon, known as “TPing”, is often associated with college pranks, and it is unusual for it to happen to a United S...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Admits That Donald Trump Calls Her At Least Twice a Day

Ann Coulter Admits That Donald Trump Calls Her At Least Twice a Day

NEW YORK CITY – GOP media pundit, Ann Coulter, 58, recently told CNN’s Don Lemon that President Trump has become obsessed with her. Coulter who stands 6 foot 6 inches tall, and reportedly weighs 117 pounds, pointed out that the president calls h...

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Funny story: The View’s Whoopi Goldberg Denies That She Bit Fellow Co-Host Meghan McCain's Breast

The View’s Whoopi Goldberg Denies That She Bit Fellow Co-Host Meghan McCain's Breast

NEW YORK CITY - The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a make-up artist who is employed by The View said that she witnessed a very heated confrontation between Whoopi Goldberg, 64, and Meghan McCain, 35. Chardonnay Tuckertini, 29, said that...

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Funny story: Moscow Mitch Doesn't like Being Called Moscow Mitch!

Moscow Mitch Doesn't like Being Called Moscow Mitch!

U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell this week complained about being labled "Moscow Mitch", based on his not allowing legislation to strengthen preventive measures against Russian interference in U.S. elections. Leningrad Lindsey Graham came to Moscow Mi...

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Funny story: U.S. Threatens to Send Mitch McConnell to Iran - Iran Agrees To New Nuclear Deal

U.S. Threatens to Send Mitch McConnell to Iran - Iran Agrees To New Nuclear Deal

In a rare moment of cooperation between the State Department and the Trump White House, the United States threatened to gift Iran with Mitch McConnell, and shook Iran's Mullahs to their core. "We simply cannot accept this generous offer to send th...

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Funny story: And.... PULL! ; New Republican Alternatives to Abortion

And.... PULL! ; New Republican Alternatives to Abortion

In lieu of abortion, United States Republicans have approved a new usage for fetuses that die while still in the womb. Under new guidelines, once the woman is executed for her miscarriage, she will be ground up in a mulcher and spread on the White H...

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Funny story: Trump To Give Commencement Address At Trump University

Trump To Give Commencement Address At Trump University

Though Trump University has been shut down, it's in working condition at the Republican Senate. To make points with a maniacal landlord, this once respected chamber is now known as the Trump University of Delusion. Senator Mitch McConnell is grad...

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell and Senate Republicans Vote Down Their Own Bill Proclaiming Ocasio-Cortez President

Mitch McConnell and Senate Republicans Vote Down Their Own Bill Proclaiming Ocasio-Cortez President

Washington - After scoring huge propaganda wins by introducing and then defeating proposed legislation, including the unrefined “Green New Deal” and “Medicare for All” bills, Senate Republicans have brought to the floor, and then defeated, a bill dec...

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Funny story: Entire Republican party admits to wearing blackface

Entire Republican party admits to wearing blackface

Mitch McConnell, house leader of the Republican party has admitted that on conferences, the entire party dresses in blackface, and often with Indian feathers, too. "We love it," said party member Geoff White. "We're embracing our inner negro. It's...

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Funny story: The F-ing Moron Is President

The F-ing Moron Is President

What’s the big hold up? More people voted for Hillary Clinton to be President of the United States than for the fat, dumb kid in the back of the classroom blowing spit-balls. No-one allows a drunkard to fly a 747 passenger plane off the tarmac, l...

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Funny story: President Trump Unleashes Nuclear Strikes on Planned Parenthood

President Trump Unleashes Nuclear Strikes on Planned Parenthood

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a devastating and unbelievable development, President Donald Trump has struck every abortion clinic and Planned Parenthood center in the United States with nuclear weapons. "THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!" Trump...

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Funny story: American Airlines Unveils New Foot-Powered Airplanes

American Airlines Unveils New Foot-Powered Airplanes

FORT WORTH, TX - Doug Parker, the CEO of American Airlines, unveiled a new fleet of airplanes that have no engines and no floor. "A company's number one priority is customer satisfaction. We have been keeping up with recent trends, and we have dis...

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Funny story: Republicans Decide Voter Suppression is Too Much Work, Decide to Set Democrats on Fire

Republicans Decide Voter Suppression is Too Much Work, Decide to Set Democrats on Fire

WASHINGTON D.C.: Republicans unveiled a controversial tactic in their attempt to win the 2018 election. Senator Mitch McConnell told CNN, “We gained five points in the polls when we implied that Democrats should not have heads if they take back the Congress. So we've decided to hunt and kill them to ensure total control. Rand Paul is going to wear Al Franken's skin just in case someone decides...

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Funny story: Joketsuzoku Warriors Splash Trump, McConnell, Kavanaugh with Nyannichuan Water

Joketsuzoku Warriors Splash Trump, McConnell, Kavanaugh with Nyannichuan Water

WASHINGTON D.C. - Chaos erupted in the nation's capital as elite members of the Joketsuzoku splashed President Donald Trump, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, and Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh with Nyannichuan water from the cursed springs of Jusenkyo. The Joketsuzoku, a tribe of female warriors embedded deep in the deepest mountainous regions of China, were rumored to have died o...

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