NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Secretary General of the United Nations, Antonio Guterres, has announced that Russia will not receive any Coronavirus vaccines when they become available.
He stated that the UN’s 193 sovereign country members have voted 189-4, to not allow Russia to get even half-a-dozen of the vaccines.
Guterres told the news media that one of the main reasons was due to Russia's blatant interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, and even in the 2020 election, not to mention the 2020 Kentucky Derby.
Another reason given as to why Russia will not be getting any vaccines was because of Putin allegedly hitting on Ivanka Trump when she visited Russia in 2014.
The secretary general noted President Putin said the UN was being unfair, because several Americans, including Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Rudy Giuliani, and Kimberly Guilfoyle were totally aware of Russia’s illegal involvement, and didn’t say diddly squat.
Putin has reportedly contacted the renowned West Coast law firm of Allred, Bloom & Cuevas, to represent him in his $1.3 billion lawsuit against the UN, the CIA, and Kimberly Guilfoyle.
