President Trump Is Thinking of Resigning

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 12 December 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Breaking news coming out of D.C. confirms that President Donald Trump is seriously considering resigning.

Vox Populi reports that a source close to Melania Trump stated that POTUS has finally had his fill of CNN, MSNBC, and even ESPN-4 constantly making him look like he’s some bigoted, racist loser.

Zydeco Dupree, a stand-up comic from New Orleans, commented that Trump IS a bigoted, racist loser.

Dupree said that the best thing old "Lying Ass" Trump can do is resign and let Vice-President Mike “The Human Mannequin” Pence take over.

As many political pundits have said, this way #45 can avoid any video going on YouTube showing his ass being physically carried out of the White House by his arms and legs.

Meanwhile, Hope Hicks, Trump’s closest aide and woman who thinks she is going to be the next Mrs. Donald J. Trump, says that Trump told her that he may just lock himself in the Presidential Bunker with a box of Big Macs, and refuse to give President Joe Biden the Missile Launching Remote.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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