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Funny story: California Earthquakes Part of a Plot To Eject Golden State

California Earthquakes Part of a Plot To Eject Golden State

The plot to separate California from the rest of the country has been exposed thanks to a government whistleblower. Although the truth has come out, it might be too late to save California because the plan is in motion and unstoppable. Operation F...

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Funny story: Synod Takes Vote - It's Thumbs Down

Synod Takes Vote - It's Thumbs Down

Plebes, Prudes, and Pimps Take Plebescite WIRED STREET JOURNAL REPORTER: KR SCHWARTZ DATELINE: Washington D.C. January 24th, 2019 (a day that will live in infamy) In a paean to impotence, the United States Senate voted on two separate bil...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Nominee and Sex Accuser Hearings Moved to Madison Square Garden

Supreme Court Nominee and Sex Accuser Hearings Moved to Madison Square Garden

Washington, D.C. - I don't think there is anyone in America who hasn't been exposed to the devolving, salacious story about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh and his sex accuser Christine Blasey Ford. I remember when only presidential assassins a...

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Funny story: Senator proclaims all men are horny dogs and should shut up

Senator proclaims all men are horny dogs and should shut up

Washington D. C. - In a Tuesday press conference last week, U.S. Sen. Mazie Hirono D-Hawaii while pontificating about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh's alleged sexual assault hearing proceedings, she had some very strong words for all men in t...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Nominee's Stunning Revelations

Supreme Court Nominee's Stunning Revelations

Washington, D. C. - Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump's Supreme Court nominee, has been on the hot seat for weeks. And, it gets hotter! Just being nominated by the Trumpster is enough to make him another of the Left's most hated men in America. He is a m...

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Funny story: I Am Anonymous 2

I Am Anonymous 2

ONLY IN AMERICA - Last Wednesday I submitted an article "I Am Anonymous" to The Spoof. My source, of course, Anonymous. In Anonymous' own words it was described how Anonymous is the most influential person on the planet! In the article, Anonymous als...

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Funny story: Jeff Sessions Keeps Empty Office Boxes Just In Case Trump Fires Him

Jeff Sessions Keeps Empty Office Boxes Just In Case Trump Fires Him

The Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, has always been a ready to go kind of guy. On his anniversary he went with his wife to Aruba. On his 40th birthday he went with his wife to Venice and on December 5th of 2011 he went with his wife to divorce cou...

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Funny story: God Takes Over US Congress

God Takes Over US Congress

God the almighty made an appearance at the US Senate and immediately smited the two senators from Florida claiming it was simply because they were from the state of Florida. God told the assembly that “they better get their shit together and work...

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Funny story: Senate on Suicide Watch as Cruz is set to Return

Senate on Suicide Watch as Cruz is set to Return

The rate of depression among Senators is expected to skyrocket following the news that Ted Cruz will return to the Senate after his failed presidential campaign. Authorities are very concerned that members of the Senate may take drastic measures...

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Funny story: U.S. Government to be "Outsourced" - declares Obama.

U.S. Government to be "Outsourced" - declares Obama.

With the advent of a new bill that has mysteriously made its way through Congress to become law, the U.S. government has, to many minds, permanently dissolved itself and binned its own constitution for keeps. The Bill, hastily presented and passe...

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Funny story: Washington Fury over "Freedom" Speech.

Washington Fury over "Freedom" Speech.

Washington: Fury erupted yesterday in the House of Representatives as Wisconscin's Paddy O'Shea addressed 435 members concerning a bill he had proposed that never made it past the first hurdle. This is what he said: "First of all, the blessed...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Thinking of Running For The U.S. Senate

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Thinking of Running For The U.S. Senate

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Word out of the Robertson Complex in West Monroe is that Robertson family patriarch Phil Robertson is seriously contemplating running for the United States senate. Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magazine is rep...

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Funny story: "Worst Congress" flees into desert following speeches and banquet at annual celebration

"Worst Congress" flees into desert following speeches and banquet at annual celebration

Yesterday, with a nine percent approval rating as the "worst Congress in history," current members proceeded to their annual celebration somewhere in the Arizona desert. All did not end well, however, as Senator Reid explained, staring gravely int...

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Funny story: Uproar in the Washington Senate.

Uproar in the Washington Senate.

Washington: Senator Paddy O'Hare of Massachusetts was yesterday bundled out of a debate in the Senate on additional funding to be made to contain rogue states such as Syria from using chemical weapons. Uproar broke out when O'Hare was invited by the...

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Funny story: Senate And House To Vote On Controversial Suspicion

Senate And House To Vote On Controversial Suspicion

A green light was signaled earlier today, clearing the way for the House and Senate to take a vote on the controversial suspicion of whether or not Frank Sinatra is or isn't the father of Mia Farrow's son, Ronan, born while she was the inamorata of f...

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Funny story: American politicians sort the American Debt Crisis

American politicians sort the American Debt Crisis

American politicians have been told that if they don't get a deal sorted by Wednesday, they will be out of a job on Thursday. "On Thursday," said economic spokesman and former singer, Johnny Cash, "America will shut without an agreement. No more m...

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Funny story: US Congress and Senate Do a Runner

US Congress and Senate Do a Runner

Shocked citizens of "The Land of the Free and the Home of the Broke" woke up today to find that their entire government had absconded rather than face up to the global debt collectors that are expected to come knocking next Thursday. It seems that th...

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