PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The president has just reached yet another milestone. Last week, it was reported by iNews, that he has played more golf during his presidency than all of the other 44 presidents combined. Then, a few days ago, Horror…
CHICAGO – A group of leading presidential historians recently met in the Windy City to discuss #45’s legacy. And, to the man (and woman), they all agreed that it will definitely be nothing to be proud of. For one thing, he will have an asterisk...
CNN—President Trump, stopping off a Washington, D. C. Barnes and Noble for a pastry, saw a book in the bargain bin called a thesaurus and thought he’d buy it for Barron, who likes dinosaurs, especially sauropods. On driving back to the White Hous...
Donald Trump has been known for putting his unfiltered thoughts on Twitter at all hours. It is here that he excoriates people who have hurt his feelings. Over the years, he has issued a stream of cruel and unrestrained insults, savaging his rivals...
Twitter users were in uproar over something last night. Someone said something about someone, or something, and Twitter was immediately outraged. Users of the social media giant vented their fury about the incident, some using several consecut...
Jaden Smith, known for starring in the Karate Kidremake and tweeting "School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth," was beat in an intelligence test by a mixed breed dog named Skippy. Skippy took about 12 minutes to complete a test that took Jaden...
Sources close to Time's correspondent who tweeted a wish to report on Julian Assange being attacked by a drone have noted his wish back-fired badly. And literally. A massive attack occurred directly afterwards on the reporter's left and right...
SAN ANTONIO - Even if most of the sports writers, reporters, and announcers have said that they think Kobe "The Black Mamba" should stop tweeting during the playoffs, one Laker teammate has insisted that he keep it up. Metta World Peace, the angry...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Shaquille O'Neal recently had dinner with his former Lakers coach Phil "The Zenmaster" Jackson at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in West Hollywood. O'Neal reminded Jackson that he and not Kobe Bryant helped to put the Lakers on...
BEVERLY HILLS - Liam Hemsworth paid a visit to his personal masseuse, Urbanette "Bambi" Dillahunt, 21, due to the stupendous amount of stress that he has been going through lately. Hemsworth, 22, confided to Miss Dillahunt, (38-24-36) that he cann...
Kim Khardashian has become the latest celebrity to post a "warts and all" picture of herself on Twitter "without make up" and just generally "not bothered about her appearance". This followes similar postings from Georgina Salpa, Imogen Thomas, K...
HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Demi Moore has turned to Tweeting as her way of letting the public know, albeit indirectly, how she feels about Ashton Kutcher's recent infidelity. The Tweets, which Moore has released at random intervals and use quotes from wel...
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