One of Donald Trump’s lawyers made another mindless statement while promoting the election conspiracy. “Donald Trump can simply be reinstated into the White House.” The crowd was said to have cheered in response to her baseless claim. They can do…
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The president has just reached yet another milestone. Last week, it was reported by iNews, that he has played more golf during his presidency than all of the other 44 presidents combined. Then, a few days ago, Horror…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In what many television news reporters are saying is an amazing development in The Trump Gone Bat Shit Crazy Saga, the President’s biggest supporter, bar none, has just given him some earth-shattering news. POTUS ma…
MUFFLER SMOKE, Michigan – (Satire News) – President Trump spoke at his latest post-election campaign hate rally before a crowd of 14 people, including a 99-year-old woman with an emotional support beaver. The President said that he will never admi…
OIL SLICK, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – President Trump held a campaign rally in Oil Slick, Pennsylvania, home of the largest Preparation H factory in the nation. POTUS told the mask-less crowd that, when elected, he is going to build a private…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette said that Trump’s lowly-anticipated White House hate rally came off with all the excitement of morning dew. The President repeated the same old batch of lies that he has come to…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – President Trump was told repeatedly by the Rolling Stones to stop using one of their songs during his campaign pep rallies. Mick Jagger flat-out told Trump, “Look, you orange-complected bloke, stop using our song ‘You Can…
KLANVILLE, Alabama – (Satire News) - Reuters is reporting that President Trump has just learned that the GOP campaign office in Klanville may have to close. The office manager, Titus "Cornbread" Bofeedus, texted the president and told him he neede…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The McDonalds board of directors recently had their big summer meeting and came up with a possible name change to their top-selling burger. The directors are considering changing the name of the Big Mac burger. The Bi…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump spoke with an unnamed member of the White House staff, and told him to start up a brand new organization. The new group will be called Rich Lives Matter. Trump said that, to get the new organization off-the-groun…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports are that President Trump’s popularity numbers are dropping quicker than a prostitute’s underwear. The President’s top campaign advisers say that, at this rate, Minnie Mouse may end up getting more write-in votes than Tru…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – When President Trump stepped out onto the White House lawn, he was greeted with a lot of raised eyebrows. Many of the reporters could be seen softly giggling, and one, CNN’s Jim Acosta, even pointed at Trump’s new gray-colored p…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The man who many say knows dozens of sneaky, underhanded things that President Trump has done will not be going to prison, after all. In yet another presidential pardon, King Donald the 1st, has just given Roger Stone a 'get out…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump told Sean Hannity that he wants to have a statue of himself commissioned. POTUS stated that he would be dressed as a Civil War Confederate general, while sitting majestically on a majestic Civil War horse. He…
MOSCOW – Word coming out of the Kremlin has put a great happy ‘bigly’ smile on President Trump’s face. A recent poll, that was actually taken inside the Kremlin, shows that Trump is ahead of Joe Biden by 83 percentage points. American poll expe…
SAN FRANCISCO – A reporter with The San Francisco Nightly Herald, Nixie Ballytuck, sat down with Roseanne Barr, or actually with what is the shell of the old original Roseanne Barr. Ballytuck described the disoriented comedian as the Roseanne Barr…
CHICAGO – Many of the nation’s leading psychologists, including Harvard University professor, Galileo W. Quicksmith, have said that White House press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, is basically a female clone of President Trump. The professor said,...
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