Biden Appoints Carlos Danger As Secretary of Offense

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Saturday, 5 December 2020

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Carlos Danger

BILLINGSGATE POST: Bending over backwards is now second nature to Sleepy Joe Biden. After hibernating in his basement on his Deluxe Naugahyde BarcaLounger for the last year, he now walks bent over with a permanent reverse BarcaLounger list.

But he hasn’t forgotten his old friend, Carlos Danger. He and the disgraced former New York Congressman have a lot in common. Both dreamt of touring the country in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile before dedicating their lives to bilking their constituents. But their commonality doesn’t end there. Displaying their wieners became a mutual fetish, with Vice
President Biden swimming nude while his female Secret Service Agents watched over him, and Anthony Weiner sending explicit pictures of himself to a 15-year-old girl.

The idea of second chances isn't lost on Weiner. His return to the working world follows more than a year in prison for sending those nasty pictures of his package.

“We don’t want to be judged by our worst moments. There are lots of bad habits that I no longer have in my life,” Weiner says. “I take one day at a time, and I’m grateful.”

“I appreciate the opportunity to once more serve our nation as Secretary of Offense.”

Slim: “I wonder if he thinks a bratwurst is a girl’s best friend.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. My guess is that he can still pull it off.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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