Trump Responsible for Titanic Disaster

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Saturday, 5 December 2020

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As this program has proven time and time again, Trump is responsible for unprecedented levels of death and destruction. For example, by allowing people to think for themselves, make their own decisions, and self-evaluate the risks of going out in public in the COVID-19 world, President Trump is personally responsible for the deaths of everyone who died of COVID-19. At a time when we need a president who will boldly micromanage the population and keep them safe from their own decision-making (like Joe Biden, who is obviously ready to make sound, coherent, logical, thoughtful, intelligent decisions for the American people), we have a president who has abandoned us and left us to our own free will.

This isn't all, however. Trump is responsible for so much more death, and MSN-BS has recently uncovered an unknown truth about the sinking of the RMS Titanic. If you recall from your days of studying history, the creators of the Titanic were proud and ignorant of the fact that the ship could sink. Proud and ignorant, just like Trump. And an unidentifiable source just notified MSN-BS that the Russians hacked the timeline and put Trump's proud and ignorant spirit in the makers of the Titanic. This act was done to dampen relations between the US and the UK. Long story short, Russia has been using Trump to kill for over a century.
Unfair and Unbalanced,
This is MSN-BS

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