Kimberly Guilfoyle Says That Her Boyfriend Donald Jr. is So Depressed She’s Afraid He May Do Some Hard-Core Drugs

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 5 November 2020

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Kimberly shown at a beach in Florida, says she wonders when Donald Jr. is going to ask her to marry him.

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Kimberly Guilfoyle, the piece of ass, who broke up Donald Trump Jr’s., marriage, was in the Big Apple getting her hair done, her nails manicured and pedicured, and her hooha Brazilian waxed.

She was asked by a reporter with iNews how the Trump’s were taking the “Divider-in-Chief’s” ass kicking.

Kimby, replied, not to well. She took a sip of her Diet Dr. Pepper, and said that she is afraid that her handsome boyfriend, may end up doing some hard core drugs.

She noted that Ivanka wants to move to Detroit, and Eric is walking around like a zombie in his Spider Man boxer shorts.

When asked about Melania. She giggled and said that Melly is as happy as a woodpecker in a California redwood forest.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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