NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Kimberly Guilfoyle, the piece of ass, who broke up Donald Trump Jr’s., marriage, was in the Big Apple getting her hair done, her nails manicured and pedicured, and her hooha Brazilian waxed.
She was asked by a reporter with iNews how the Trump’s were taking the “Divider-in-Chief’s” ass kicking.
Kimby, replied, not to well. She took a sip of her Diet Dr. Pepper, and said that she is afraid that her handsome boyfriend, may end up doing some hard core drugs.
She noted that Ivanka wants to move to Detroit, and Eric is walking around like a zombie in his Spider Man boxer shorts.
When asked about Melania. She giggled and said that Melly is as happy as a woodpecker in a California redwood forest.