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Funny story: Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

A science teacher at a school has said that he gave permission to one of his students to undertake the extraordinarily dangerous challenge of eating a Mentos mint and then quoffing a bottle of Coca Cola, "for the benefit of the other students", and "...

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Funny story: Man Admits Defeat In 'Ambulance Game'

Man Admits Defeat In 'Ambulance Game'

A man who, for the past 17 years, has struggled to finish a children's educational game called 'The Ambulance Gridlock Game', has finally decided to 'call it a day', and admit defeat. The game, played on a plastic 6x6 grid, where 'vehicles' can be...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Admitted To Hospital After Site Crashes

Spoof Writer Admitted To Hospital After Site Crashes

A man was admitted to hospital last night suffering from what medical staff described as 'withdrawal symptoms', after the website he writes pointless stories for, mysteriously crashed. Moys Kenwood, 55, arrived at Hull Royal Infirmary in a state o...

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Funny story: Hospital Was Full Of People Who Were 'Not Well'

Hospital Was Full Of People Who Were 'Not Well'

News is just now emerging of what witnesses are describing as "a scene from a disaster movie" in a regional hospital last Wednesday morning, after a local man who turned up for a routine outpatient appointment claimed: "It was absolute chaos! Ther...

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Funny story: Hospital Patients Willing to Stop Treatment To Watch Avengers Endgame

Hospital Patients Willing to Stop Treatment To Watch Avengers Endgame

There are 16,500 hospitals around the world according to Cybermetrics Lab. Apparently, due to the fact that the Avengers franchise have created such a massive cult, 70% hospitals around the world had to stop their treatments, operations, medical supp...

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Funny story: Failing London Cardiac Unit Cites "Dark Forces" in Place

Failing London Cardiac Unit Cites "Dark Forces" in Place

A London cardiac unit has claimed "dark forces" and "unruly spirits" are responsible for an increase in cardiac-related deaths over the past 12 months. In a "damning" report, a specialist has blamed a "culture of voodooism" and "black magic" in th...

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Funny story: Hospital Patient Describes a Stent Removal

Hospital Patient Describes a Stent Removal

Wisconsin. (In a Hospital.) Young, sensitive, and naïve local resident, Wesley Jay, 20, had a kidney surgery last Spring during which doctors had to cut him open in order to remove a blood vessel that was wrapped around his ureter. It was a birth...

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Funny story: Dr Jane Barton Deserves Recognition as a Serial Killer

Dr Jane Barton Deserves Recognition as a Serial Killer

Supporters of Dr Jane Barton, who was not prosecuted for overdosing 92 patients, have demanded that her case is revised following new evidence that it was actually more like 500 patients with a further 200 that can't be proved. The doctor's follow...

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Funny story: Local Hospital Opens Another Shitty Food Court

Local Hospital Opens Another Shitty Food Court

Local Hospital, Last Resort Methodist, has opened its second food court in an effort to get more patients into the hospital. “The first food court didn’t have enough disease in their food. This time, with options like McFryBird and Lard Cow, we’r...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Hospitalized - Refuses Female Doctors, Nurses, And Drugs

Bill Cosby Hospitalized - Refuses Female Doctors, Nurses, And Drugs

Denver, Colorado - In the town where Bill Cosby lived at the start of his career, the disgraced comedian and TV star was under heavy security in a private hospital room after fracturing his hip. An anonymous source familiar with Cosby's care at S...

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Funny story: Men and women Viagra balance

Men and women Viagra balance

Dr. Clydale Chamafert research spokesperson for the Center reported today that introduction of the new female 'Viagra," called Flibanserin, will create new problems in male sexuality as well as female sexuality. Dr Chamafert, looking nattily in hi...

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Funny story: One family from London responsible for all lengthier A & E waiting times in UK

One family from London responsible for all lengthier A & E waiting times in UK

A family from the Elephant Castle in London are said to be the cause of the National Health Service's ever growing accident and emergency waiting times. Waiting times throughout England and Wales have rocketed to the average of four hours per patien...

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Funny story: Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Monroe, Wa. Correction officers at MCC (Monroe Correctional Complex) in Washington State have reported several unprovoked attacks by giant mutant frogs on workers at the prison. " They seem to be focused on the nursing staff;" officer Shirley L. s...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Not Down With Childrens' Hospitals

Rush Limbaugh Not Down With Childrens' Hospitals

On his highly-syndicated national radio show this morning, Rush Limbaugh descended to a new low (for him) by pooh-poohing Childrens' Hospitals in general...and St. Jude Medical Center in particular. Saying it was a "national disgrace" for parents...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having drinks with some friends at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge when she suddenly got the urge to stand up and twerk one of the patrons who was sitting at the next table. The unidentified twerkee was having a great tim...

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Funny story: Woman almost kills child by accident after ringing poison information line

Woman almost kills child by accident after ringing poison information line

Lincoln, Nebraska- A woman frantically rang a local poison information line after her 7 year old daughter ate some black carpenter ants in the back yard. The operator assured her that the ants were harmless but advised against the child eating any...

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Funny story: Hospitals to Use Belly Dancers Instead of Anesthesia to Hold Down Costs

Hospitals to Use Belly Dancers Instead of Anesthesia to Hold Down Costs

A hospital in Minnesota is considering bringing in belly dancers and Chippendales to use instead of knocking medicine and Anesthesia Technician to hold down the costs of many operations. "We can offer this to the person but if he's married we may...

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