Former doctor Larry Nassar, was worked over inside a federal prison in Florida, according to two goons familiar with the incident. Joe Rojas, president of the local correction officers’ union explained that doctors across the country are refusing…
In California, in Hollywoodland, in Los Angeles, there are lots and lots of doctors. And they have the money to dress nicely and look respectable in a town where respect is a word used by junkies and hookers and screenwriters … but not by anyone who…
Doctors in Moscow have revealed that an aggressive colon cancer tumour living in the Kremlin has become infected with Vladimir Putin. It is unclear how the cancer caught the awful dictator, but it is believed that it had been living happily inside…
After a thorough investigation into the biography of Bill Gates, it has been discovered that he holds absolutely no medical degree whatsoever. In fact, reports tell that Mr. Gates is a school dropout from Harvard University! Further investigation…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The most respected polling agency in the entire nation, Quinnpinni has just stated that after an extensive 9-month survey poll, they have found out that the majority of Trumpers do not trust their family doctors, their gynec…
CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of Harvard University, is that one of its star female wrestlers, Penny Saddlehorn, has just been banned. According to iNews reporter, Kitty Segovia, it appears that Saddlehorn, who had a…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The President’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, just gave him his annual year-end medical exam, and revealed that the results are not good. Dr. Fu Fi said that Trump appears to be in good shape - if he were 1…
The Coronavirus, COVID-19, always gets a bad rep, and we hear, on a daily basis, about how terrible it is, and about all the negative aspects connected with it. The huge number of infections, the tragic deaths, how health services have become over…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the Washington Globe Express, President Trump told the director of the Walter Reed Hospital that he wanted all of his doctors and nurses to be Republicans. He made it clear that he did not want any…
BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Walter Reed Hospital state that President Trump’s physicians were extremely shocked when they discovered that he doesn't have a backbone. They say they made the discovery within 10 minutes…
BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – Trump’s team of 19 doctors, 27 nurses, and an enema specialist, say, off-the-record, that he is one of the most difficult patients they have ever seen. The doctors say that when they tell him his temperature is…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – After conducting countless tests, a group of the nation’s leading physicians have agreed that President Trump needs to have a tongue transplant. Dr. Pernell Tuttler, Jr., who headed up the intensive 3-week study, pointed out tha…
CLEVELAND – The iRumors News Agency is reporting that a doctor who has been practicing for 17 years has been proven to be a quack. Dr. Lancelot P. Nippaletti, had passed himself off as a gynecologist and, more specifically, a G-spot doctor for a...
MILWAUKEE – Physicians at Milwaukee’s prestigious Hops Hospital have performed what is believed to be the nation’s first successful uvula transplant. Dr. Lysander Cottoncastle, said that he and his team of experts removed an extra uvula from Dotti...
In a unique international fashion event in Beijing, all the major design houses took the opportunity to reveal their Summer Collections, and a glimpse of the fresh, new and original outfits that literally everyone will be wearing on the streets of Pa...
BOSTON – Three of the leading psychologists in the country have stated that Donald J. Trump’s political career, like a 10-day old loaf of bread, has expired. Dr. Skiffington Bibble stated that he has studied Trump since his days on NBC’s The Appre...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president went in for a routine checkup and his doctors were quite surprised. One of the doctors told POTUS that he is 71 pounds overweight. Trump shouted. “The damn scales are off by 71 pounds. They must have been manufactured...
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