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Funny story: An Undefeated Wrestler on The Harvard Women’s Team Has Been Banned

An Undefeated Wrestler on The Harvard Women’s Team Has Been Banned

CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of Harvard University, is that one of its star female wrestlers, Penny Saddlehorn, has just been banned. According to iNews reporter, Kitty Segovia, it appears that Saddlehorn, who had a…

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Funny story: The Results of President Trump’s Year-End Physical Are Not Good

The Results of President Trump’s Year-End Physical Are Not Good

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The President’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, just gave him his annual year-end medical exam, and revealed that the results are not good. Dr. Fu Fi said that Trump appears to be in good shape - if he were 1…

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Funny story: COVID-19 Not All 'Doom And Gloom', Says Man

COVID-19 Not All 'Doom And Gloom', Says Man

The Coronavirus, COVID-19, always gets a bad rep, and we hear, on a daily basis, about how terrible it is, and about all the negative aspects connected with it. The huge number of infections, the tragic deaths, how health services have become over…

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Funny story: A Secret White House Document Reveals That Trump Wanted All of His Walter Reed Hospital Doctors and Nurses To Be Republicans

A Secret White House Document Reveals That Trump Wanted All of His Walter Reed Hospital Doctors and Nurses To Be Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the Washington Globe Express, President Trump told the director of the Walter Reed Hospital that he wanted all of his doctors and nurses to be Republicans. He made it clear that he did not want any…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Doctors Reveal That He Does Not Have a Backbone

President Trump’s Doctors Reveal That He Does Not Have a Backbone

BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Walter Reed Hospital state that President Trump’s physicians were extremely shocked when they discovered that he doesn't have a backbone. They say they made the discovery within 10 minutes…

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Funny story: Doctor’s Reveal That They Have Learned That President Trump Has a Pre-Existing Condition

Doctor’s Reveal That They Have Learned That President Trump Has a Pre-Existing Condition

BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – Trump’s team of 19 doctors, 27 nurses, and an enema specialist, say, off-the-record, that he is one of the most difficult patients they have ever seen. The doctors say that when they tell him his temperature is…

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Funny story: Doctors Say That President Trump May Need a Tongue Transplant

Doctors Say That President Trump May Need a Tongue Transplant

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After conducting countless tests, a group of the nation’s leading physicians have agreed that President Trump needs to have a tongue transplant. Dr. Pernell Tuttler, Jr., who headed up the intensive 3-week study, pointed out tha…

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Funny story: A G-Spot Doctor Turns Out to Be a Quack

A G-Spot Doctor Turns Out to Be a Quack

CLEVELAND – The iRumors News Agency is reporting that a doctor who has been practicing for 17 years has been proven to be a quack. Dr. Lancelot P. Nippaletti, had passed himself off as a gynecologist and, more specifically, a G-spot doctor for a...

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Funny story: Doctors Successfully Transplant a Woman’s Uvula Into Her Twin Sister

Doctors Successfully Transplant a Woman’s Uvula Into Her Twin Sister

MILWAUKEE – Physicians at Milwaukee’s prestigious Hops Hospital have performed what is believed to be the nation’s first successful uvula transplant. Dr. Lysander Cottoncastle, said that he and his team of experts removed an extra uvula from Dotti...

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Funny story: Fashion Houses Unveil Summer Collections

Fashion Houses Unveil Summer Collections

In a unique international fashion event in Beijing, all the major design houses took the opportunity to reveal their Summer Collections, and a glimpse of the fresh, new and original outfits that literally everyone will be wearing on the streets of Pa...

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Funny story: Trump’s Ego is the Size of Dallas, While His Brain is the Size of a Tsetse Fly

Trump’s Ego is the Size of Dallas, While His Brain is the Size of a Tsetse Fly

BOSTON – Three of the leading psychologists in the country have stated that Donald J. Trump’s political career, like a 10-day old loaf of bread, has expired. Dr. Skiffington Bibble stated that he has studied Trump since his days on NBC’s The Appre...

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Funny story: Trump’s Doctors Discover That The President Has A New Bone Spur and It's Located In A Very, Very Strange Place

Trump’s Doctors Discover That The President Has A New Bone Spur and It's Located In A Very, Very Strange Place

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president went in for a routine checkup and his doctors were quite surprised. One of the doctors told POTUS that he is 71 pounds overweight. Trump shouted. “The damn scales are off by 71 pounds. They must have been manufactured...

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Funny story: Are You Psychotic? Answer this questionnaire and find out, you crazy bastard.

Are You Psychotic? Answer this questionnaire and find out, you crazy bastard.

By Dr. Ronald Thompson Are you psychotic? Sure, we all wonder that. In my practice, patients have asked me that question numerous times, and I always give them the same answer: Probably. But I needed more than that to actually prove that someon...

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Funny story: Doctor Flummoxed by Patient Uninterested in Pain Pills or Antidepressants

Doctor Flummoxed by Patient Uninterested in Pain Pills or Antidepressants

Dr. Stephen Chase of Nashville, Tennessee, was utterly flummoxed when Isaac Graves, who came in about an issue he was having with his left knee, was uninterested in pain pills or antidepressants but merely wanted to find out what was going on with hi...

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Funny story: With a Song in His Heart, Cardiac Patient Can't Stop Singing

With a Song in His Heart, Cardiac Patient Can't Stop Singing

Scene: The ER room at a large hospital in San Francisco. [Nurse] Doctor, the next patient is elderly, a bit barmy. He's a has-been, washed up, third-rate pop tune singer from the '40s and '50s who is very difficult to communicate with. [Doctor]...

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Funny story: Medical Association Declares Eggs are Bad, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays

Medical Association Declares Eggs are Bad, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays

The Association of Super Intelligent Doctors and Scientists has revealed the findings of a 3 billion-dollar, 20-year study. The research concluded that eating eggs on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays is bad for the health. The chief of cardiolog...

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Funny story: A Professor Suffers Collapse— Submission Rejection Delirium

A Professor Suffers Collapse— Submission Rejection Delirium

Two ER physicians at Gabbert General Hospital in Gabbert, Arizona, huddled over the patient still strapped to a gurney. The white male, approximately Medicare age, had been brought in by ambulance just a few minutes earlier. He was unkempt and clearly in a distressed state. There were no signs of injury or trauma, and his vital signs were good, except for somewhat elevated BP. He had no ID, but he...

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