Today, Donald Trump's personal physician, Dr Feelsyouupyourasslabub, testified to a Pennsylvania judge that Trump's chronic bone spur problem necessitates the stoppage of all vote counting until the flare-up subsides. When asked how long this might t…
Donald Trump, who already used the weak excuse of bone spurs to get out of the Vietnam draft, now claims that wearing a mask makes him, the same Donald Trump, look weak. Actually, not wearing a mask makes him look more stupid than weak. Think of…
While yelling that he, Donald Trump, would bring law and order back to America, and rebuking the CHAOS caused by Democrat scum, Donald Trump and his followers fail to see that Trump, himself, is the CHAOS, and that Democrats have not been in office f…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Everyone knows that the president avoided having to go to Vietnam by falsely claiming that he had bone spurs, which, as everyone knows, was a totally fabricated lie. But, as the saying goes, be careful what you w…
MOSCOW – The Russian leader has announced to the people of the world, that he has endorsed Donald J. Trump in his re-election bid. Vladimir Putin said that Donald has become like a brother to him ever since they both drank vodka from the same pole…
BANGOR, Maine – The President took a break from golfing to attend the ribbon-cutting ceremonies at a White Lives Matter-sponsored hotel. The name of the hotel is The King Trump Inn. POTUS wants everyone to know that he had nothing to do with the n…
Yes indeed! This week's new Donald Trump campaign manager vows to reveal a Biden secret! There’s a WOW in the vow! The whole world is sitting at the edge of their collective seats in anticipation. What could this unique secret be? Is it possible…
NEW YORK CITY – The daughter of President Trump’s brother, Mary Trump, 55, has just published a book that the “Cheater-in-Chief” is positively as mad as a hive of bumble bees about. Mary, who is considered the nicest of all the Trumps, reveals tha...
Donald Trump’s bone spurs have reappeared, at least according to Trump’s close friend, Dr. Pierson Stab. The bone spurs kept Trump from being drafted and sent to fight in the Vietnam War. The debilitating nature of the spurs of a then-athletic twenty...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump spoke with Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson and informed him that, contrary to what the Never-Trump Organization is putting out, he is not a racist. He pointed out that he has never been a racist, and that he is probably the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The president’s BFF, Sean Hannity, has just revealed that he had a very personal phone conversation with Trump. Hannity, who is the top anchorman at Fox News, reported that he was literally floored when his best friend informed...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president went in for a routine checkup and his doctors were quite surprised. One of the doctors told POTUS that he is 71 pounds overweight. Trump shouted. “The damn scales are off by 71 pounds. They must have been manufactured...
What’s the big hold up? More people voted for Hillary Clinton to be President of the United States than for the fat, dumb kid in the back of the classroom blowing spit-balls. No-one allows a drunkard to fly a 747 passenger plane off the tarmac, l...
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