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Funny story: Trump Says Wearing A Mask Makes Him Look Weak

Trump Says Wearing A Mask Makes Him Look Weak

Donald Trump, who already used the weak excuse of bone spurs to get out of the Vietnam draft, now claims that wearing a mask makes him, the same Donald Trump, look weak. Actually, not wearing a mask makes him look more stupid than weak. Think of…

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Funny story: Pssst, Folks Trump Is The Chaos

Pssst, Folks Trump Is The Chaos

While yelling that he, Donald Trump, would bring law and order back to America, and rebuking the CHAOS caused by Democrat scum, Donald Trump and his followers fail to see that Trump, himself, is the CHAOS, and that Democrats have not been in office f…

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Funny story: President Trump's Bone Spurs Are Clearly Getting Worse

President Trump's Bone Spurs Are Clearly Getting Worse

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Everyone knows that the president avoided having to go to Vietnam by falsely claiming that he had bone spurs, which, as everyone knows, was a totally fabricated lie. But, as the saying goes, be careful what you w…

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Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin Has Just Endorsed Donald Trump

Russian President Vladimir Putin Has Just Endorsed Donald Trump

MOSCOW – The Russian leader has announced to the people of the world, that he has endorsed Donald J. Trump in his re-election bid. Vladimir Putin said that Donald has become like a brother to him ever since they both drank vodka from the same pole…

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Funny story: President Trump Denies That He Took $6 Million From The Military Defense Fund and Donated it to the White Lives Matter Organization

President Trump Denies That He Took $6 Million From The Military Defense Fund and Donated it to the White Lives Matter Organization

BANGOR, Maine – The President took a break from golfing to attend the ribbon-cutting ceremonies at a White Lives Matter-sponsored hotel. The name of the hotel is The King Trump Inn. POTUS wants everyone to know that he had nothing to do with the n…

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Funny story: New Trump Campaign Manager Vows to Reveal A Biden Secret

New Trump Campaign Manager Vows to Reveal A Biden Secret

Yes indeed! This week's new Donald Trump campaign manager vows to reveal a Biden secret! There’s a WOW in the vow! The whole world is sitting at the edge of their collective seats in anticipation. What could this unique secret be? Is it possible…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Niece Has Written a Book About Him That Makes Him Look Like a Big Time Loser

President Trump’s Niece Has Written a Book About Him That Makes Him Look Like a Big Time Loser

NEW YORK CITY – The daughter of President Trump’s brother, Mary Trump, 55, has just published a book that the “Cheater-in-Chief” is positively as mad as a hive of bumble bees about. Mary, who is considered the nicest of all the Trumps, reveals tha...

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Funny story: Trump May Be Afraid To Debate Biden

Trump May Be Afraid To Debate Biden

Donald Trump’s bone spurs have reappeared, at least according to Trump’s close friend, Dr. Pierson Stab. The bone spurs kept Trump from being drafted and sent to fight in the Vietnam War. The debilitating nature of the spurs of a then-athletic twenty...

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Funny story: President Trump States That There Isn’t a Racist Bone Spur in His Body

President Trump States That There Isn’t a Racist Bone Spur in His Body

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump spoke with Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson and informed him that, contrary to what the Never-Trump Organization is putting out, he is not a racist. He pointed out that he has never been a racist, and that he is probably the...

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That if His Bone Spurs Get Worse He May Have to Resign the Presidency

President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That if His Bone Spurs Get Worse He May Have to Resign the Presidency

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The president’s BFF, Sean Hannity, has just revealed that he had a very personal phone conversation with Trump. Hannity, who is the top anchorman at Fox News, reported that he was literally floored when his best friend informed...

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Funny story: Trump’s Doctors Discover That The President Has A New Bone Spur and It's Located In A Very, Very Strange Place

Trump’s Doctors Discover That The President Has A New Bone Spur and It's Located In A Very, Very Strange Place

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president went in for a routine checkup and his doctors were quite surprised. One of the doctors told POTUS that he is 71 pounds overweight. Trump shouted. “The damn scales are off by 71 pounds. They must have been manufactured...

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Funny story: The F-ing Moron Is President

The F-ing Moron Is President

What’s the big hold up? More people voted for Hillary Clinton to be President of the United States than for the fat, dumb kid in the back of the classroom blowing spit-balls. No-one allows a drunkard to fly a 747 passenger plane off the tarmac, l...

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