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Funny story: Pennsylvania Officially Bans The Word “Pussy”

Pennsylvania Officially Bans The Word “Pussy”

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - The Pennsylvania Senate has voted to outlaw the use of the word “Pussy,” after hundreds of evangelicals, old fogies, sticks-in-the-mud, and old maids demanded the word be banned. One old maid, 79-year-ol…

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Funny story: The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania is Reality TV’s Sexiest Show

The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania is Reality TV’s Sexiest Show

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The top rated reality show “The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania," has just knocked “Growing Up Kardashian” on it’s collective ass. Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle recently sat down with the…

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Funny story: Trump Attempts To Cancel Vote Counts To Bone Spur Flare-up!

Trump Attempts To Cancel Vote Counts To Bone Spur Flare-up!

Today, Donald Trump's personal physician, Dr Feelsyouupyourasslabub, testified to a Pennsylvania judge that Trump's chronic bone spur problem necessitates the stoppage of all vote counting until the flare-up subsides. When asked how long this might t…

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Funny story: The Auntie Anne Pretzel Company in a Budget Tightening Move Says They Are Cutting Back on Salt Grains

The Auntie Anne Pretzel Company in a Budget Tightening Move Says They Are Cutting Back on Salt Grains

LANCASTER, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – ABC News and CNN have both recently reported that the pretzel business is booming. Sales of the salt-covered pastry have already surpassed the national sales of Fried Spinach, Emu-Meat Hot Dogs, and Enchil…

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Funny story: The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania Begins Its 13th Season

The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania Begins Its 13th Season

HOLLYWOOD – (Reality TV Satire) - A spokesperson for the PBS Network has just informed the entertainment media that their hit reality show, “The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania”, will be returning for its 13th season. Payton Tugwater, with…

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Funny story: World's first eco-friendly execution centre opens as wind farm goes dual-purpose

World's first eco-friendly execution centre opens as wind farm goes dual-purpose

The world's first eco-friendly execution centre has just opened at The Sunny Wind Farm Company in Quakerville, Pennsylvania. Chad and Chuck Cadbury shook while explaining their vision: ‘Our wind turbines often generate excess electricity, and it…

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Funny story: Protesters Protest Being Told They're In The Wrong Ferguson

Protesters Protest Being Told They're In The Wrong Ferguson

Ferguson Township, PA - A group of protesters protesting the grand jury decision in the Michael Brown case in Ferguson, MO were outraged yesterday and started protesting about how the police chief of Ferguson Township in Pennsylvania told the protest...

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Funny story: Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Uranus, PA - A woman from Miami who was on her way with her husband to visit their son and his family, who live in Uranus, claims she was permanently traumatized by seeing the butts of two horses who were being pulled in a trailer in front of her. T...

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Funny story: A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

PHILADELPHIA - A meteorologist in The City of Brotherly Love recently announced on his weather show that the city's forecast calls for "Snow, snow, and more friggin snow." The meteorologist, who goes by the name of Blizzard Bill, said that he was...

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Funny story: History Buffs Discover A Mohawk Totem Pole In Pennsylvania With The Likeness of A Very Famous Woman

History Buffs Discover A Mohawk Totem Pole In Pennsylvania With The Likeness of A Very Famous Woman

PITTSBURGH - A group of history enthusiasts have informed the press that they have discovered a long lost Mohawk totem pole 14 miles west of Pittsburg. The 17-foot tall totem pole was in excellent condition since experts explained that the Mohawk...

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Funny story: New York State Illegally Dumps 600 Truckloads of Snow In Pennsylvania

New York State Illegally Dumps 600 Truckloads of Snow In Pennsylvania

NEW YORK CITY - The state of New York has issued an apology to the state of Pennsylvania. A reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight took some video of approximately 600 New York state dump trucks filled with snow crossing into Pennsylvania and dumping...

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Funny story: Pennsylvania Thinking About Legalizing Marijuana

Pennsylvania Thinking About Legalizing Marijuana

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - State Senator Concordia Shillinfeister [R-Pittsburgh] has decided to spearhead a move to legalize cannabis in the Keystone State. Senator Shillinfeister said that after reading several articles on the Internet about the...

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Funny story: The Pennsylvania State Senate Unanimously Bans Twerking

The Pennsylvania State Senate Unanimously Bans Twerking

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - The State of Pennsylvania has become the first one in the nation to ban the new fad known as Twerking. The state senate voted 50-0 to outlaw the practice and issue heavy fines to individuals caught doing what Senator Con...

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Funny story: Pennsylvania Voter ID Referendum Fails for Lack of Voters with Proper ID

Pennsylvania Voter ID Referendum Fails for Lack of Voters with Proper ID

In the wake of national controversy surrounding Pennsylvania's stringent voter-identification requirements, Pennsylvania governor Tom Corbett called for a public referendum on the voter ID law, the constitutionality of which is currently under review...

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Funny story: Miss Pennsylvania Has Reportedly Gone Into The Witness Protection Program

Miss Pennsylvania Has Reportedly Gone Into The Witness Protection Program

MANHATTAN - It appears by all accounts that the former Miss Pennsylvania, Sheena Junglevina Monnin, has gone into the nation's Witness Protection Program. The WPP is usually only reserved for members of the Mafia after they turn state's evidence a...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Confesses That Kate Gosselin Is The Best Girlfriend That He Has Ever Had

Russell Brand Confesses That Kate Gosselin Is The Best Girlfriend That He Has Ever Had

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand recently revealed to a Hollywood publication that he has never been happier than at the present time due to his new girlfriend Kate Gosselin. Brand who filed for divorce from his sensuously sexy wife Katy Perry two and...

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Funny story: Nobody expected the Pennsylvania Inquisition

Nobody expected the Pennsylvania Inquisition

Cardinal Risk Sanatorium of Pennsylvania, leading contender for the POP Primary race, accuses President O'Bama of Apostasy, and is planning an auto-da-fé this coming November to force him to be shunned by the members of religious groups, and then sub...

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