BILLINGSGATE POST: What a way to lose an election - being nosed out by a hair-sniffing prevert.
White House insiders, who wish to remain anonymous, claim that the President is having a difficult time adjusting to losing his White House digs to a man who, he claims, is unfit to be president, due to his penchant for sticking his proboscis into the hairdos of unsuspecting females.
“Even in my worst dreams, I can’t believe the American public would overlook a clean-cut guy like myself, and vote for a hair-sniffing prevert.”
Slim: “It’s f*cking Un-American!”
Dirty: “Yo, Dude. Where is Estes Kefauver when we need him?”
