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Funny story: Kanye West Next US Ambassador To The United Nations

Kanye West Next US Ambassador To The United Nations

When it was a rumored possibility, folks thought it a satirical joke, but no, the truth is, Kanye West will replace Nikki Haley as the next US Ambassador to the United Nations. Of course, Ivanka is disappointed. Her father already announced that...

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Funny story: Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House

Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House

It was announced over the White House loud speaker, that the president's Communication Director Hope Hicks was leaving her present position and would be replaced by Ms. Stormy Daniels. A two minute Melania scream was heard from the residence quar...

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Funny story: I am Trump's Mistress

I am Trump's Mistress

Melania, I never meant for this to happen, but I confess to you now, you deserve to know the truth. I am Donald's mistress. I'm so sorry. Like you, I saw the opportunity and I took it. I regret this now, but Donald won't let us stop. I wish I could tell you my name. I hope there aren't some hicks out there who could figure it out. You may want to get out in the nick of time, just hai...

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Funny story: TrumpNoCare.com™ to give 22 Million Americans health care

TrumpNoCare.com™ to give 22 Million Americans health care

Sitting astride Toilet Mouth Conway Trump has pronounced that under his magnificent leadership all Americans will now get Health Coverage. The nasty failing ObamaCare will be replaced by our magnificent TrumpNoCare.com™. Huckabee from the p...

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Funny story: Trump Declares Day of Mourning for Victims of Sweden Disaster and the Bowling Green Massacre

Trump Declares Day of Mourning for Victims of Sweden Disaster and the Bowling Green Massacre

Washington, DC Kellyanne Conway announced that Trump was declaring April 1st a national "Day of Mourning" for the victims of the Sweden Disaster and the Bowling Green Massacre. She said, "President Trump asks that everybody take a few minutes out of...

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Funny story: Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

I bought an inexpensive microwave at Bucky's Bucking Bronco Big Lots Extravaganza today. Way out there on the fringes of the city, that hideous store stands like a cinder-box outhouse on the busy thoroughfare. I'm going to take pictures with my n...

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Kellyanne Conway, a Counselor to President Trump, yesterday during an interview with the Wichita Weekly Shopper admitted she is a transgender woman and has an "alternative vagina." Ms. Conway says she has been transgender since she was an infant,...

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Funny story: America's Newest Heroes: After Tragic Burning, Willem Defoe & Denis Leary Donate Faces to Kellyanne Conway for Transplant...

America's Newest Heroes: After Tragic Burning, Willem Defoe & Denis Leary Donate Faces to Kellyanne Conway for Transplant...

We've all seen the videos. The press conference. When America's newest sweetheart, Kellyanne Conway's pants suddenly, and shockingly, burst into flames during a discussion about "facts". The most popular of these youtube videos is titled "why-are...

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Funny story: Walking Dead Zombies Responsible For 3,000,000 Illegal Votes Cast by Dead People - Trump Allegations Vindicated.

Walking Dead Zombies Responsible For 3,000,000 Illegal Votes Cast by Dead People - Trump Allegations Vindicated.

There had been much debate about Donald Trump's completely unsubstantiated claims that three million illegal votes were cast in the 2016 election. This claim was brought up by the press corps (no pun intended) ad nauseum, as well as their questi...

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Funny story: State Department Confused About Extreme Vetting Agency Maternity Leaves Through The Roof

State Department Confused About Extreme Vetting Agency Maternity Leaves Through The Roof

The U.S. State Department has asked the Trump Administration for clarification on the development of a new Extreme Immigration policy. Since Donald Trump has taken office State Department officials have been working hard at revamping current refugee...

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Funny story: Bowling Green Massacre Victims Honored After 370 Years

Bowling Green Massacre Victims Honored After 370 Years

Today distant descendants of the Lenape Indian tribe gathered in Bowling Green to pay respects to their ancestors from 1643. Also attending were some distant Dutch descendants whose great, great, great, great cousins and grandparents might have helpe...

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Funny story: Bowling Green Suicide Sinkhole Apprehended After Its Latest Massacre

Bowling Green Suicide Sinkhole Apprehended After Its Latest Massacre

Bowling Green, KY-Yelling "Allahu Akbar!" the suicide sinkhole that attacked eight Corvettes in the Corvette Museum in February of 2012 reappeared today, in Kellyanne Conway's imagination, to unleash on the midsize town of 63,000 souls a horrendo...

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Funny story: Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway!

Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway!

Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway! Sure, everyone KNOWS what the "fake media" says about KellyAnne Elizabeth Conway, but how much do we REALLY know about her? This intrepid reporter decided to find out, and went slogging through public records, numerous internet news sites, and the back pages of the National Inquirer to scope out the true alternate facts about the mysteriou...

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Funny story: The Grim Reaper to Attend President-elect Donald Trump's Inauguration

The Grim Reaper to Attend President-elect Donald Trump's Inauguration

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Trump spokesperson and Slytherin wannabe Kellyanne Conway announced today on FOX News that the Grim Reaper would be attending President-elect Trump's Inauguration on January 20. Explained Mrs. Conway, through her forked tongue: "Y...

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Funny story: Hillary's "Secret" Emails Released: Shocking Revelation

Hillary's "Secret" Emails Released: Shocking Revelation

The mystery about Hillary Clinton's "missing" emails has finally been solved, and you may be surprised at the answer. Hillary Clinton is a power shopper. The truth is, a great number of Hillary's deleted emails, which were uncovered by the Los...

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Funny story: Trump Surrogate Says The World is A Computer Simulation

Trump Surrogate Says The World is A Computer Simulation

We are living in a 'post-fact' or 'post-truth' world. Not merely a world where politicians and media lie - they have always lied - but one where they don't care whether they tell the truth or not. When Putin annexed the Crimea he claimed there were...

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