WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) - For the past year, the former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, and the Queen of the Potomac, Melania Trump, have become very good friends.
The two women have exchanged fudge recipes, make-up ideas, and even very intimate stuff about Melania’s husband, the President.
Markle joked that, if she were to call up Howard Stern and reveal some of the very personal, highly intimate secrets about the Donald, Stern could so easily blackmail him and receive lots and lots of money, just like Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal did.
Meghan said that stuff about Trump inamorata Stormy Daniels alone, could fill up half of any supermarket tabloid.
And poor, stressed-out Melania has not been able to hide the fact that she positively hates living in Washington, and especially in that swamp dump, the White House.
The First Lady confessed to Meghan that she wants to leave the D.C. Swamp so bad, that she is going to vote for Joe Biden.
Melania Trump has mentioned to one of the White House cooks that she hopes that the wonderful, caring man from Delaware kicks her husband’s golfing ass all the way down to Mar-a-Lago.