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Funny story: Three Hezbollah Soldiers Defect To Delaware

Three Hezbollah Soldiers Defect To Delaware

DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today has just broken the story that three terrorist members of the Hezbollah army have defected to Delaware. Reporter Abby Yukon, who was the first American newsperson to interview the trio stated that th…

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Funny story: The Kentucky Derby Is Moving To Delaware

The Kentucky Derby Is Moving To Delaware

LOUISVILLE – (Sports Satire) – In an announcement that has sent shock waves throughout the world of thoroughbred racing, the Kentucky Derby Rules & Regulations Committee, has issued a statement that the old Granddaddy of Horse Racing will be leav…

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Funny story: Delaware’s Naked Bingo Night is a Huge Success

Delaware’s Naked Bingo Night is a Huge Success

DELAWARE PUNCH, Delaware – (Entertainment Satire) – The state of Delaware has just revealed that its brand new Naked Bingo Night has proved to be a tremendous success. State Attorney General Kathy Jennings informed the news media that when the ide…

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Funny story: President Trump Tells His Second Son, Eric, To Stop Saying Stupid Stuff

President Trump Tells His Second Son, Eric, To Stop Saying Stupid Stuff

MAGNOLIA, Delaware – The President’s middle son, Eric, was in Magnolia visiting his one and only high school girlfriend, who just gave birth to quintuplets. The President told Eric to make sure that he stops saying stupid stuff that the press will…

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Funny story: A Scottish Drone Lands Outside of Dover, Delaware

A Scottish Drone Lands Outside of Dover, Delaware

DOVER, Delaware - Law enforcement officials in Dover have confirmed that a drone that crashed on Bradford Frissyfrock's Farm did in fact originate from outside the United States. Officer Ty Bolero, 43, with the Dover Police Department stated that...

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Funny story: Delaware Seeks To Ban Homeless People

Delaware Seeks To Ban Homeless People

DOVER, Delaware - Senator Preston Wybinski [R-Dover] has just become one of the state's most hated individuals. The senator introduced a bill that would ban any homeless people from residing within the state. The senator was asked by American S...

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Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden Opens Up A Burger Diner

Vice-President Joe Biden Opens Up A Burger Diner

DOVER, Delaware - Vice-President Joe Biden proudly announced the opening of his brand new burger restaurant called Vice-President Biden's Burger Diner. The vice-president told Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine that he has dreamed about o...

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Funny story: Delaware Now Requires Condoms To Be Worn At All Times

Delaware Now Requires Condoms To Be Worn At All Times

DOVER, Delaware - The East Coast state of Delaware has just passed a bill that will require all males between the ages of 18 and 48 to wear condoms at all times. According to state spokesperson Pandora P. Hissyheimer, 61, the bill was passed due t...

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Funny story: New Show to Compete with Sarah Palin's Alaska: Christine O'Donnell's Delaware

New Show to Compete with Sarah Palin's Alaska: Christine O'Donnell's Delaware

Somware, Delaware - You've barfed your way through episodes of Sarah Palin's Alaska, keep the barf bag and perhaps a shotgun handy for Christine O' Donnell's Delaware. While Sarah Palin's show is somewhat rescued by the fact her family lives in one t...

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Funny story: Coons To Delaware Voters: "I am not a genie!"

Coons To Delaware Voters: "I am not a genie!"

With a lead in the polls over spell-casting Delaware Tea Bagger candidate Christine O'Donnell, Democratic candidate Chris Coons has upped the ante with a provacative, "I am not a genie!" proclamation. Flanked by his wife, and the still very lovely...

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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell Dresses Ken Dolls in Barbie Clothes

Christine O'Donnell Dresses Ken Dolls in Barbie Clothes

Can it get any weirder for this babe who's running for a Delaware Senate seat? It has just come out on another obscure videotape that ever since Christine O'Donnell was a sophomore in high school she's had a weird hobby of dressing Ken dolls in Barbi...

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