WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News is reporting that Congressman Matt Gaetz, who is in a shit world of trouble finally lost it. According to witnesses, who wish to remain anonymous, Matty, as Trump calls him, yelled at a senate inte…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) - A woman who many consider to be one of the most evil sexual predators in the history of sex, has stated that she needs to be released from prison as soon as possible. Ghislaine Maxwell told TMZ that if she is not release…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking revelation from a man who is no stranger to saying and doing shocking things, now comes a new one. The President of the United States has just admitted to his BFF, Sean Hannity, that he was molested by the female p…
Los Angeles, Ca - (CaCa Mess): A new career in the movies beckons for has-been former Obama Veep, Joe Biden, after Hollywood studio bosses offered him the starring role in a remake of the 1987 cult science fiction action horror film Predator. Bide...
In a tiny, aging building along a busy Mesa, Arizona street, local fortune teller Madam Lisbane finishes a palm reading for one of her regular customers. She tells her that the coming equinox will create unimaginable havoc in her life, and that she m...
The White House was today forced to issue a statement in a bid to silence rumors that the US used a Predator trophy assassin in order to finally "get" Bin Laden, found hiding in a stronghold in Pakistan. Sources close to the President are said to...
New CCTV footage of Raoul Moat suggests he has purchased a Predator costume from a fancy-dress shop. Shop assistant Carrie Mutt said that she thought she recognized the shopper, but as he was not carrying a loaded shotgun, nor foaming at the mout...
Hot off the presses from Skoob News Sink: Our very own showbiz insider, Buffty Ginslinger, the man with the large G&T and the constant cigarette, today moved to the east end of London, to announce from his latest hangout on Whitechapel Road that...
Sin City director Robert Rodriguez is to make a new film using characters from two of his previous movies. Barbarella Versus Predator will reprise the alien monster from the Predator series alongside the character of Barbarella, an iconic female rol...
The Man in the Yellow Hat was in utter shock while appearing before a Minneapolis-St. Paul judge in connection with his pet monkey's behavior in an airport restroom.
A farmer in Chandipur, a coastal village 150 miles southwest of Calcutta, has succeeded in cross breeding his cow with a Bengal tiger, and is now dismayed that the offspring of the union is eating his chickens.
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