The Lincoln Project – Our Goal is Getting President Bone Spurs the Heck out of the White House

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 12 July 2020

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George Conway recently told Anderson Cooper that he and Kellyanne have been married 19 years, but it seems more like 39.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The biggest thorn in Trump’s side is not the ghost of Stormy Daniels, or little Claudia Conway, or even Don Lemon.

The biggest, most boisterous, anti-Trump organization in the entire country is The Lincoln Project, who many say will be the saviors of this nation.

The Lincoln Project, which is headed by George Conway, is showcasing each one of the "Liar-in-Chief's" more than 18,000 lies!

And, ironically, George Conway is married to Kellyanne Conway, who is Trump's number one adviser, number one counselor, and number one back-scratcher (literally).

George has made it his 2020 goal to make sure that POTUS exits the White House in mid-January of 2021, and moves down to Mar-a-Lago, where a meteorite is scheduled to hit around the middle of...January.

Conway recently told Jimmy Kimmel that he has, in his possession, dozens of text messages that Trump sent to his wife, which include such words as 'cutie pie', 'volcano lips', 'hot hips', and 'landing strip'.

When asked to explain, he simply replied: “In good time.” He then added that Trump will not be able to brush it off as a joke, or a lie, or even use the lame excuse that his dog ate it.

Good old George grinned and said, "so, as they say in Germany…the walls are closing in."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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