WASHINGTON, D.C. – The daughter of Kellyanne and George Conway has just signed a multi-million dollar deal, for a tell-all-book on President Trump.
The tentative title is "Donald J. Trump Bounced Me On His Knee Way Too Many Times".
Claudia has gained national notoriety with her anti-Trump blog, which her father loves, but that her mother hates even more than she hates a yeast infection.
The Conways' daughter has known Trump ever since she was a little girl, when Trump used to visit the Conway household and bounce her on his knee.
She recalls one time he was bouncing her on his knee while singing a song by Petula Clark, and he dropped her.
She said she remembers him yelling at her, and saying it was her fault because she sneezed and got wet stuff all over his $4,000 imported Chinese Emperor Foo-Foo shirt.
Claudia vividly remembers Trump was not wearing a shirt.
The little authoress will include in her book that "Trumpette", as he liked to be called back then, had a secret crush on Hillary Clinton, which he will adamantly deny until his lying tongue falls off.
Claudia will also point out her mom and Trump used to play Spin-the-Bottle after DJT would empty it – back during his vodka-drinking, skirt-chasing, Flintstone Vitamin-popping bachelor days.