Many Evangelicals Are Now Admitting That President Trump Needs to be Put in a Home

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Thursday, 25 June 2020

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Several people have pointed out that Trump's hairdo from hell looks like a 1939 Nazi helmet.

SIOUX CITY, Iowa – After following him like baby ducklings behind their mama, Evangelicals are now starting to wake up and see the full picture, the picture that has always been in front of their holier-than-thou countenances.

And many of them are now stubbornly admitting that perhaps it’s time to put “Bunker Boy” in a home, where he can sit in front of a mirror and tell lie upon lie upon lie 24/7.

Trump made his money by not paying electricians, plumbers, floor installers, painters, prostitutes, and dozens of other blue collar workers.

The man who would love to be the king (or queen) of the United States, has finally been revealed for the lying scumbag that he is, by George Conway, with the Dump Trump 2020 organization.

Conway is married to Trump's top adviser and a woman who makes an oil spill look pretty, Kellyanne Conway aka "Whoa!"

George, who has to be one fantastic saint to be married to a woman who has the personality of a tumbleweed, says that the "Tweet Creep" is actually nothing more than a carnival barker yelling out “Three balls for a dollar here!”

Anti-Trump organizations are sprouting up left and right all over the nation. And between now and the November election, they will be hitting the effen “Divider-in-Chief” with every bit of negative information that Trump has ever uttered and created.

Like Joe Biden has said, Donnie Johnnie is fixing to get the biggest damn surprise of his racist-baiting life!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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