Bunker Boy Vows to Declare War on Antifa

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Wednesday, 17 June 2020

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Trump seen telling the White House media to immediately stop referring to him as "Bunker Boy."

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President says that he has talked to several representatives with white extremist groups, and they have suggested that he declare war on the group known as Antifa.

Antifa is known as an anti-white supremist-extremist group who have vowed to eliminate the KKK from the United States, and send them back to Germany, Bulgaria, and Iceland.

Meanwhile, the Ku Klux Klan has vowed to eliminate Antifa and send them back to the Indian Ocean country of Puga-Puga, which is located 47 miles southwest of New Peckadonia.

Trump says that he has the support of 73% of his base, who say most of the members of Antifa cannot count past 127.

One Antifa member, who would only give his last name Schwartzenheimer, replied that he can actually count all the way up to 193.

He then proudly added that he has a grandmother, on his mother’s side who can count all the way up to 1,702.

Contrary to widespread rumors, most KKK members can count all the way up into the 4,000s.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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