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Funny story: Erectile Dysfunction Man Cured By Sexy Wench With Big Oomlaaters

Erectile Dysfunction Man Cured By Sexy Wench With Big Oomlaaters

Medical personnel at one of Berlin's top research institutes have admitted they were "speechless" after a patient who had suffered erectile dysfunction for more than 14 years, was suddenly 'cured' when he set eyes upon a supersexy barmaid with whoppi...

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Funny story: Angela Merkel's Head Melts

Angela Merkel's Head Melts

There was drama in Germany today, during some abnormally hot weather, when Chancellor Angela Merkel was taken to hospital when her head melted. Merkel, 64, was standing next to Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelensky in Berlin, listening to the two c...

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Funny story: D-Day Commemoration On Wrong Day This Year

D-Day Commemoration On Wrong Day This Year

The annual D-day commemoration, the event that commemorates the day the massed Allied Forces invaded mainland Europe and made an absolute fortune for weapons manufacturers, is to be held on the wrong day this year, on the 5th of June. The Normandy...

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Funny story: Kraftwerk Gig Voted 'Best Of All Time'

Kraftwerk Gig Voted 'Best Of All Time'

A gig by electronic pioneers Kraftwerk at Berlin's Rockpalast venue in 1970, has been voted 'Best Concert Of All Time', by a man with a sense of irony. The gig, performed in front of an audience of around 200 unsuspecting German music fans, was th...

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Funny story: Man Wearing Lederhosen Discovered On Beach

Man Wearing Lederhosen Discovered On Beach

Police and immigration officials were called to a beach in Norfolk this morning, when a man was discovered only half-conscious, and wearing only a pair of lederhosen. He was soaking wet. The location for this momentous event was the seaside villag...

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Funny story: Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating

Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating

A man who watched a movie about a World War II submarine and its crew, has revealed how he started to feel claustraphobic, and had trouble breathing, at certain points in the film. Moys Kenwood, 55, purchased a 2-DVD copy of Wolfgang Petersen's cl...

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Funny story: Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

A man who wanted to improve his rudimentary German language skills, has told how he watched a 1945 World War II propaganda film in order to do so. Myke Woodson, 55, was left with 'nothing to do' during a four-hour break at the school where he work...

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Funny story: German Police Arrest Squirrel

German Police Arrest Squirrel

Karlsruhe, Deutschland—A terrified man called police when he was threatened by a squirrel. The tiny rodent, whom authorities identified as a baby, was in hot pursuit of the victim when police arrived on the scene. “It was a sight to behold,” on...

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Funny story: German man-eating mini squirrel terrorises village, not Hamlin!

German man-eating mini squirrel terrorises village, not Hamlin!

An emergency call in Karlsruhe, Germany, had the local emergency authorities hitting the autobahn with impunity after a man-eating mini squirrel was seen in a cellar terrorising the owner! Flashing blue lights, fire-engines, and ambulances screech...

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Funny story: Hitler Spinning In His Grave

Hitler Spinning In His Grave

There was trouble in Germany last night, after the national football team crashed disastrously out of the World Cup, losing 2-0 to South Korea, a result that sent shockwaves throughout the footballing world. Those shockwaves were so powerful, they...

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Funny story: German witches cook their soup with human limbs!

German witches cook their soup with human limbs!

The medieval practice of burning witches on the steak (I know how to spell the real one, but I wrote it like this to annoy vegans!), drowning them in the local well, or hanging them outside of castle walls in cages to be pecked alive by blackbirds is...

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Funny story: Sex-Doll brothel called a "Bordoll" opens up in Germany!

Sex-Doll brothel called a "Bordoll" opens up in Germany!

Deutsche Fraulein's of the night are mega out as a new rage is flooding the underworld in Germany! Open-minded Germans (or perverts) are flocking to the latest trend in fetish satisfaction, plastic Chinese sex-dolls! Jaggedone previously reported...

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Funny story: Germany jumps into the future

Germany jumps into the future

A brilliant scientist has done the unbelievable, he has build a time machine that has allowed him to view Germany's future in the year 20016. Ronald Mallett, 69, had success with his design of a 'tunnel' of laser light that sends messages and rece...

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Funny story: Innovating Germans reduce crime

Innovating Germans reduce crime

In the first known brothel of its kind, the German government is offering free erotic sessions with sex dolls only to homeless vagrants and immigrants to reduce the number of interactions with women. Why sex dolls? During the 2015/2016 New Yea...

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Funny story: Highly evolved Germans analyze Mexicans

Highly evolved Germans analyze Mexicans

The German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans is discussing statistical data concerning illegal Mexicans. The data shows Mexican DNA traits to be prone to violence and to retarding the human gene pool in...

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Funny story: Greedy Greeks want more freebies

Greedy Greeks want more freebies

ATHENS - Greedy Greeks, accustomed to freeloading off their government, took matters into their own hands when they gathered, supposedly to "protest," in an overcrowded courtroom, preventing a bank's lawyer from appearing before a judge in a "rou...

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Funny story: VW turns back the clock!

VW turns back the clock!

German giant VW has promised to turn back the clock and remove all computers / software from their cars, and go back to basics. Second world war Beetles, still produced in Mexico, will now be produced in Wolfsburg, Germany, and Golf's will be offered...

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