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Funny story: Empire Games come to an end

Empire Games come to an end

After two week of sporting success and imperial glory, the Empire Games in Birmingham have finally come to an end. The closing ceremony featured Noddy Holder demonstrating the invention of heavy metal by lowering his sideburns into a concrete furnace…

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Funny story: Germany Got Oil/Gas from Bloody Dictatorship Russia - What Could Go Wrong?

Germany Got Oil/Gas from Bloody Dictatorship Russia - What Could Go Wrong?

Germany, Italy, etc. get almost all their oil and Natural Gas from Russia. Russia - which in the last 10 years, brutally killed thousand in Chechnya, Bombed Syrian Villages, killing Thousands (to help Assad) - and bloodily Invaded the Democratic c…

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Funny story: Italy Wants Pay-Back for Once Being A Fascist Dictatorship

Italy Wants Pay-Back for Once Being A Fascist Dictatorship

Italy is taking Germany to court for compensation for Nazi war crimes. Germany has replied: “But we were on the same side ... at the beginning. You knew what you were doing, don’t pretend Hitler and Mussolini were not in a bromance, dude.” Some…

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Funny story: Russia Requests Military Assistance From China, Syria, Germany, (oops, Russia's mistake) And North Korea

Russia Requests Military Assistance From China, Syria, Germany, (oops, Russia's mistake) And North Korea

The request for Germany's military assistance was a pipe-dream mistake created by a Russian subordinate's intern who had a sense of humor. (And who has since fallen out of a 6th story window.) Syria claims that they are fresh out of extra killin…

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Funny story: Germany Cancels Christmas Due To The Ongoing Trumpapalooza Pandemic

Germany Cancels Christmas Due To The Ongoing Trumpapalooza Pandemic

BERLIN, Germany – (Satire News) – Germany’s national news agency, Sieg Heil, has just informed the German people that they will be cancelling this year’s Christmas season. A reporter for Seig Heil noted that due to the Trumpapalooza virus, all Ger…

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Funny story: Germany’s First All-Nude Female Soccer Team Wins It’s Season Opener

Germany’s First All-Nude Female Soccer Team Wins It’s Season Opener

FRANKFURT, Germany – (Sports Satire) – The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that the world’s first all-nude women’s soccer team handily won their very first game. The unique soccer team known as The Frankfurt Frauleins easily defeated the all-m…

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Funny story: A Male Robot Doll Physically Assaults a Female Robot Doll

A Male Robot Doll Physically Assaults a Female Robot Doll

GESUNDHEIT, Germany – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of the Sauerkraut Experimental Lab #7, have confirmed that the rumor that a male robot doll assaulted a female robot doll are in fact true. A spokesperson for the lab, when asked about th…

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Funny story: Munich Stadium changes colours and is now projecting Lederhosen, Bratwurst and Knickerbockers!

Munich Stadium changes colours and is now projecting Lederhosen, Bratwurst and Knickerbockers!

After attempting to depict themselves as a 'Rainbow' city and being rebuked by a nation still living in the dark ages, Munich surrendered! The Munich council, after counselling with the rest of Europe, decided it was time to boost their Bavarian n…

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Funny story: Adolf Hitler Still Missing

Adolf Hitler Still Missing

Authorities in Berlin say there is still no sign of the former German Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler, who led the country from 1933, and during the Second World War. Hitler, who would have been 132 years old next month, is reputed to have given instru…

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Funny story: Germany Develops Robots That Can Build Other Robots

Germany Develops Robots That Can Build Other Robots

BERLIN – (Satire News) – The Berlin Guten Morgen Gazette has just divulged that Konig Wilhelm Inc. has invented a robot that can make other robots. The process was 17 years in the developmental stage, and was postponed twice due to the robots that…

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Funny story: Germans Prove They Do Have A Sense Of Humor, Even Though It's A Bit Odd

Germans Prove They Do Have A Sense Of Humor, Even Though It's A Bit Odd

There have been enough swipes at the Germans' lack of a sense of humor to last, as the Third Reich was to have done, a thousand years, but that is set to change after a girl used her own comedic bent to conjure up some fun out of the Coronavirus, by…

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Funny story: German Food Study Concludes Hamburgers Are From Hamburg

German Food Study Concludes Hamburgers Are From Hamburg

In what's being called the most miraculous set of coincidences, researchers in Germany have discovered where some of the country's most popular foods originated, and have published their findings in a major scientific journal, it's been reported.

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Funny story: Germany accused of harboring draconic laws

Germany accused of harboring draconic laws

The German Genocide council calls for relationships and marriages between all types of consenting, hetrosexual adults to be legalized in Germany to prevent violations of international genocide laws. The council accuses the German government of pr…

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Funny story: Bunker Boy Vows to Declare War on Antifa

Bunker Boy Vows to Declare War on Antifa

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President says that he has talked to several representatives with white extremist groups, and they have suggested that he declare war on the group known as Antifa. Antifa is known as an anti-white supremist-extremist group w...

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Funny story: Jürgen Klinsmann To Open Diving School

Jürgen Klinsmann To Open Diving School

The former Hertha Berlin coach, Jürgen Klinsmann, who walked out on the Bundesliga club last week after just 77 days in charge, citing 'differences' with management, is to open a diving school. No, not a 'driving school', a 'diving school'. To tea...

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Funny story: Hitler Was A Baby Once, Photos Prove

Hitler Was A Baby Once, Photos Prove

News is emerging from southern Germany tonight, to the effect that Adolf Hitler, the former chancellor who lead Germany into the Second Worl War in 1939, and who was responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent Jews, was once a teeny, tiny baby...

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Funny story: Erectile Dysfunction Man Cured By Sexy Wench With Big Oomlaaters

Erectile Dysfunction Man Cured By Sexy Wench With Big Oomlaaters

Medical personnel at one of Berlin's top research institutes have admitted they were "speechless" after a patient who had suffered erectile dysfunction for more than 14 years, was suddenly 'cured' when he set eyes upon a supersexy barmaid with whoppi...

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