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Funny story: Adolf Hitler Still Missing

Adolf Hitler Still Missing

Authorities in Berlin say there is still no sign of the former German Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler, who led the country from 1933, and during the Second World War. Hitler, who would have been 132 years old next month, is reputed to have given instru…

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Funny story: Germany Develops Robots That Can Build Other Robots

Germany Develops Robots That Can Build Other Robots

BERLIN – (Satire News) – The Berlin Guten Morgen Gazette has just divulged that Konig Wilhelm Inc. has invented a robot that can make other robots. The process was 17 years in the developmental stage, and was postponed twice due to the robots that…

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Funny story: Germans Prove They Do Have A Sense Of Humor, Even Though It's A Bit Odd

Germans Prove They Do Have A Sense Of Humor, Even Though It's A Bit Odd

There have been enough swipes at the Germans' lack of a sense of humor to last, as the Third Reich was to have done, a thousand years, but that is set to change after a girl used her own comedic bent to conjure up some fun out of the Coronavirus, by…

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Funny story: German Food Study Concludes Hamburgers Are From Hamburg

German Food Study Concludes Hamburgers Are From Hamburg

In what's being called the most miraculous set of coincidences, researchers in Germany have discovered where some of the country's most popular foods originated, and have published their findings in a major scientific journal, it's been reported.

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Funny story: Germany accused of harboring draconic laws

Germany accused of harboring draconic laws

The German Genocide council calls for relationships and marriages between all types of consenting, hetrosexual adults to be legalized in Germany to prevent violations of international genocide laws. The council accuses the German government of pr…

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Funny story: Bunker Boy Vows to Declare War on Antifa

Bunker Boy Vows to Declare War on Antifa

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President says that he has talked to several representatives with white extremist groups, and they have suggested that he declare war on the group known as Antifa. Antifa is known as an anti-white supremist-extremist group w...

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Funny story: Jürgen Klinsmann To Open Diving School

Jürgen Klinsmann To Open Diving School

The former Hertha Berlin coach, Jürgen Klinsmann, who walked out on the Bundesliga club last week after just 77 days in charge, citing 'differences' with management, is to open a diving school. No, not a 'driving school', a 'diving school'. To tea...

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Funny story: Hitler Was A Baby Once, Photos Prove

Hitler Was A Baby Once, Photos Prove

News is emerging from southern Germany tonight, to the effect that Adolf Hitler, the former chancellor who lead Germany into the Second Worl War in 1939, and who was responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent Jews, was once a teeny, tiny baby...

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Funny story: Erectile Dysfunction Man Cured By Sexy Wench With Big Oomlaaters

Erectile Dysfunction Man Cured By Sexy Wench With Big Oomlaaters

Medical personnel at one of Berlin's top research institutes have admitted they were "speechless" after a patient who had suffered erectile dysfunction for more than 14 years, was suddenly 'cured' when he set eyes upon a supersexy barmaid with whoppi...

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Funny story: Angela Merkel's Head Melts

Angela Merkel's Head Melts

There was drama in Germany today, during some abnormally hot weather, when Chancellor Angela Merkel was taken to hospital when her head melted. Merkel, 64, was standing next to Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelensky in Berlin, listening to the two c...

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Funny story: D-Day Commemoration On Wrong Day This Year

D-Day Commemoration On Wrong Day This Year

The annual D-day commemoration, the event that commemorates the day the massed Allied Forces invaded mainland Europe and made an absolute fortune for weapons manufacturers, is to be held on the wrong day this year, on the 5th of June. The Normandy...

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Funny story: Kraftwerk Gig Voted 'Best Of All Time'

Kraftwerk Gig Voted 'Best Of All Time'

A gig by electronic pioneers Kraftwerk at Berlin's Rockpalast venue in 1970, has been voted 'Best Concert Of All Time', by a man with a sense of irony. The gig, performed in front of an audience of around 200 unsuspecting German music fans, was th...

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Funny story: Man Wearing Lederhosen Discovered On Beach

Man Wearing Lederhosen Discovered On Beach

Police and immigration officials were called to a beach in Norfolk this morning, when a man was discovered only half-conscious, and wearing only a pair of lederhosen. He was soaking wet. The location for this momentous event was the seaside villag...

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Funny story: Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating

Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating

A man who watched a movie about a World War II submarine and its crew, has revealed how he started to feel claustraphobic, and had trouble breathing, at certain points in the film. Moys Kenwood, 55, purchased a 2-DVD copy of Wolfgang Petersen's cl...

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Funny story: Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

A man who wanted to improve his rudimentary German language skills, has told how he watched a 1945 World War II propaganda film in order to do so. Myke Woodson, 55, was left with 'nothing to do' during a four-hour break at the school where he work...

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Funny story: German Police Arrest Squirrel

German Police Arrest Squirrel

Karlsruhe, Deutschland—A terrified man called police when he was threatened by a squirrel. The tiny rodent, whom authorities identified as a baby, was in hot pursuit of the victim when police arrived on the scene. “It was a sight to behold,” on...

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Funny story: German man-eating mini squirrel terrorises village, not Hamlin!

German man-eating mini squirrel terrorises village, not Hamlin!

An emergency call in Karlsruhe, Germany, had the local emergency authorities hitting the autobahn with impunity after a man-eating mini squirrel was seen in a cellar terrorising the owner! Flashing blue lights, fire-engines, and ambulances screech...

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