Tucker Carlson is Denying That he Had a Threesome with Diamond and Silk

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 17 June 2020

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LeBron James recently told the Sports Bet Gazette that Tucker gives him the creeps.

NEW YORK CITY – Fox News host, Tucker Carlson, is truly upset and extremely worried at the fact that a total of 51 advertisers have already dropped his show, including Big Grandma Bras, Compound W, FDS, and the CIA.

Carlson says he now knows how Bill O’Reilly felt when he lost 73 sponsors, because he paid a former guest $32 million to say that he never banged her.

And now several publications including The Seattle Exalter Herald and The Tampa Timely Times are reporting an alleged threesome between Tucker and the two Trump ass-kissing African-American sisters, who go by the white names of Diamond and Silk.

Carlson says that he has nothing against black women, but pointed out that his luck is fine, and he does not need to be trying anything out of the ordinary to improve it.

An inside source at Fox News has revealed that Tucker recently got a tattoo on his back that says “Trump is like my daddy, except orange.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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