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Funny story: Journalists New Nickname for Fox's Tucker Carlson is 'Whopper' Carlson

Journalists New Nickname for Fox's Tucker Carlson is 'Whopper' Carlson

Tucker Carlson has told so many "whoppers" of lies (with a totally straight face) that journalists now call him that as a nickname. Some of the latest of Tucker's "whoppers": rioters who trashed the nation's capital and beat up police were "sight…

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Funny story: Why is Tucker Carlson so Easy on the January 6th Protestors - Because He was There!

Why is Tucker Carlson so Easy on the January 6th Protestors - Because He was There!

Tucker Carlson has been ultra Sympathetic to the Capitol Protestors (some call them Rioters) - but why? Also - Tucker recently did a very sympathetic Oprah-type interview with the 'QAnon Shaman's mother. (The guy dressed up in Bullhorns and…

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Funny story: Jan. 6th 'Peaceful' Protestors want to Vist Tucker Carlson and Fox Headquarters - Answer: No!

Jan. 6th 'Peaceful' Protestors want to Vist Tucker Carlson and Fox Headquarters - Answer: No!

The many Jan 6th Protestors - put in jail by Reagan and Bush Judges - really appreciate Tucker Carlson defending them as Capitol 'Sightseers'. Trump has done nothing for them - but basically Dumped them - has not ever given a penny of Financial…

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson: The Titanic Made It Safely To New York

Tucker Carlson: The Titanic Made It Safely To New York

According to Trucker Carlson of Fox News, the Titanic safely made port in New York harbor. No icebergs anywhere, just a safe passage and no tragic role for Leonardo Di Caprio or Kate Winslet. Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy gave Tucker Carls…

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Funny story: Fox's Tucker Carlson's Nose Growing Uncontrollably After Showing Jan. 6th Videotapes

Fox's Tucker Carlson's Nose Growing Uncontrollably After Showing Jan. 6th Videotapes

The nose growth happened recently after his episodes showing Jan. 6th security videos of the followers of trump (in riot gear) - going into the capitol as peaceful tourists. He might have Pinocchioitis, a temporary physical condition that stops w…

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Funny story: Fox Talking Head Tucker Carlson Shows Videos of Peaceful Patriots Visiting Capitol Jan 6th

Fox Talking Head Tucker Carlson Shows Videos of Peaceful Patriots Visiting Capitol Jan 6th

House republicans in congress gave fox's tucker Carlson all the security videos of the trashing of congress on January 6th. (But didn't give any videos to CNN, the new York times - or anybody else.) Tucker is now doing several Foxy episodes t…

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson Caught by Paparazzi at Seedy Hotel Spending Night with Chocolate M&M's

Tucker Carlson Caught by Paparazzi at Seedy Hotel Spending Night with Chocolate M&M's

Washington - Fox News Commentator and Habitual Culture Whiner Tucker Carlson has been spotted leaving a shady local hotel early in the morning after spending the night with his favorite chocolate M&M's, sources reported yesterday. Carlson had…

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson: FBI Raid, Ukraine War, COVID, Polio All Caused by Hunter Biden

Tucker Carlson: FBI Raid, Ukraine War, COVID, Polio All Caused by Hunter Biden

Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson, in response to the FBI Raid of former President Donald Trump’s home in Florida, has identified Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden and boogeyman of the far right, as the agent leading th…

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Funny story: Fox News’ False Claims Of ‘Open Borders’ Is Main Cause Of Massive Illegal Immigration

Fox News’ False Claims Of ‘Open Borders’ Is Main Cause Of Massive Illegal Immigration

A new study shows that spikes in migrants trying to cross the US southern borders directly correlate to Fox News false claims of ‘open borders’ talking point repeated through a news week. A study and investigation shows that Fox News has been push…

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Funny story: Parents Shield Kid's Eyes When Rainbow in Sky - "Gay Symbol," Says Fox

Parents Shield Kid's Eyes When Rainbow in Sky - "Gay Symbol," Says Fox

Parents in the Midwest are shielding their children's eyes, whenever a Rainbow appears in the sky-to protect them from the "Gay Agenda". Tucker Carlson of Fox News told them to do this, as the Gays are using Nature's Rainbows as a way of Grooming…

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Funny story: Texas Governor Announces Payment For Children's Caskets

Texas Governor Announces Payment For Children's Caskets

Forget the need for background checks or banning assault rifles. Instead, the governor of Texas has announced that the state of Texas will pay for the caskets of children killed in their classroom by a crazed 18-year-old killer carrying two automatic…

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Funny story: The Tucker Carlson Republican Party

The Tucker Carlson Republican Party

It isn’t the Republican Party anymore. It’s the Tucker Carlson Party! Tucker holds the reins of the buggy, and it looks like many Republicans are on board. A buggy usually has about two people, but Republicans are squeezing aboard. Tucker warns on…

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Funny story: Is Tucker Carlson The Tokyo Rose Of Russia’s Ukraine Invasion?

Is Tucker Carlson The Tokyo Rose Of Russia’s Ukraine Invasion?

It seems like Tucker Carlson, of Fox News, is shooting off his mouth reminiscent of what Tokyo Rose did during World War II. Tokyo Rose hosted a Japanese propaganda radio program during World War II aimed at American service members in the South Paci…

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Funny story: The Former King of Fox News, Bill O’Reilly Is Now Begging Friends For Money

The Former King of Fox News, Bill O’Reilly Is Now Begging Friends For Money

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a perfect example, of how someone can one day be on top of the world and the next day, be in the darkest cess pool imaginable meet Bill O'Reilly. Such is what happened to the man who was as arrogant, and as sarca…

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson Is Denying The Recent Counterfeiting Charges

Tucker Carlson Is Denying The Recent Counterfeiting Charges

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – The fella who knocked King Sean Hannity out of the Fox News #1 spot, has remarked that he totally denies all of the recent rumors that he was caught with $35,000 in counterfeit $5 bills. Carlson told Ipso Facto New…

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Funny story: Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC

Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of The State TV Building are saying that old man Rupert Murdoch, who owns the Fox Network is fit to be tied. A source whose office is next to his, reported that the 90-year-old geezer is angrier t…

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Funny story: NSA Leaker Posts Raw Transcripts of Intercepted Tucker Carlson Conversation

NSA Leaker Posts Raw Transcripts of Intercepted Tucker Carlson Conversation

Leaker’s Note: This obviously coded conversation was picked up in a secure railway location, in an area prohibited to the public. The speakers are being sought for questioning. Tucker Carlson has issued a statement denying that he knows these individ…

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