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Funny story: Tucker Carlson disinvited from The White House for bawdy commentary

Tucker Carlson disinvited from The White House for bawdy commentary

FOX News analyst Tucker Carlson may be temporarily away from his desk for undisclosed reasons. He has once again made commentary on “a profound national emergency”. He has also said the country's leaders, whether Democrat or Republican, are “di...

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Funny story: The Country Band Lady Antebellum Drops Its Racist Name

The Country Band Lady Antebellum Drops Its Racist Name

NASHVILLE – The popular country music band, Lady Antebellum, has decided that it was high time that they got with the politically correct program, and they are officially now known as Lady A. The original name of the band came from the style of th...

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson is Denying That he Had a Threesome with Diamond and Silk

Tucker Carlson is Denying That he Had a Threesome with Diamond and Silk

NEW YORK CITY – Fox News host, Tucker Carlson, is truly upset and extremely worried at the fact that a total of 51 advertisers have already dropped his show, including Big Grandma Bras, Compound W, FDS, and the CIA. Carlson says he now knows how B...

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Funny story: Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of Ivanka

Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of Ivanka

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was sitting at a McDonalds with Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson, and the three were trying to concoct a story about Joe Biden having been born in another country. A reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk asked him about...

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Funny story: Trump To Appoint Flynn To Climate Change Panel

Trump To Appoint Flynn To Climate Change Panel

AP—By Philip Wyley. The Justice Department, following President Trump’s demand abandoned its prosecution of former national security adviser, Michael Flynn. He could well join Sheriff Joe Arpaio as a free man because of Trump’s intervention. Howev...

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson is Furious with Judge Jeanine Pirro for Giving Him His New Nickname

Tucker Carlson is Furious with Judge Jeanine Pirro for Giving Him His New Nickname

NEW YORK CITY - Fox News reporter Tucker Carlson interviewed Judge Jeanine Pirro regarding the recent rumors that she had been drinking while on the air. The judge became quite upset, and told him that it was not beer, nor whiskey, nor tequila, bu...

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Funny story: President Trump States That There Isn’t a Racist Bone Spur in His Body

President Trump States That There Isn’t a Racist Bone Spur in His Body

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump spoke with Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson and informed him that, contrary to what the Never-Trump Organization is putting out, he is not a racist. He pointed out that he has never been a racist, and that he is probably the...

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Funny story: Prince Charles Has Tested Positive For C-19 – Fox News Immediately Reports That It’s Just a Democratic Hoax

Prince Charles Has Tested Positive For C-19 – Fox News Immediately Reports That It’s Just a Democratic Hoax

LONDON - Reports coming out of England confirm that Prince Charles, the son of Queen Elizabeth II, has, in fact, just tested postive for the COVID-19 flu virus. And, within 45 seconds, Trump Central (aka Fox News) reported that they truly believe...

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Funny story: FOX News drifting Left has Donald visiting his psychiatrist

FOX News drifting Left has Donald visiting his psychiatrist

A rift between the President and his favorite network, FOX News, is developing, according to insider sources. James Murdoch, the younger brother of CEO Lachlan Murdoch, has said he is “embarrassed” by Fox News. Mr. Trump immediately rushed off...

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson, Under Fire at Fox News, to Replace Eric Cartman on South Park

Tucker Carlson, Under Fire at Fox News, to Replace Eric Cartman on South Park

Denver, Colorado - Fox News Personality Tucker Carlson, in trouble at the Network for numerous past incidents of making degrading comments about women, minorities, gays and Muslims, has been hired by the creators of South Park to replace Eric Cartman...

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Funny story: Valerie Thighborg challenges Assange accuser “Miss W” to big wrestling match at Wembley Stadium

Valerie Thighborg challenges Assange accuser “Miss W” to big wrestling match at Wembley Stadium

Breaking: Miss Valerie Thighborg, formerly a Swedish prosecutor on the Assange case, has invited his accuser “Miss W” to “fight it out” at Wembley and “decide the matter.” Miss W is reported possibly re-opening her case against Assange. The other...

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Funny story: In final battle of Mexican-American War, Tucker Carlson reclaims tacos for America

In final battle of Mexican-American War, Tucker Carlson reclaims tacos for America

On last night's state run media broadcast of Tucker Carlson Tonight, host Tucker Carlson reignited old hostilities that lay dormant for over 150 years. The issue: ownership of the disputed El Territorio de los Tacos. Halfway into a segment with ...

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Funny story: Trump Writes Letter On Behalf Of Donny Jr., And Sends It To Mueller Investigation

Trump Writes Letter On Behalf Of Donny Jr., And Sends It To Mueller Investigation

Mir-A-Lago, Florida President Donald Trump, feeling guilty about implicating his son, Donny, in the Mueller investigation, has written a letter to Mueller about his errant son. It has been leaked to the press: Dear Mr. Mueller, Please excuse Dona...

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Funny story: Trump Gives Speech About How He's Keeping His Campaign Promises

Trump Gives Speech About How He's Keeping His Campaign Promises

Miami, Texas President Trump is down in the polls as usual, and as usual, to boost his spirits, he went to another godforsaken town that still somehow loves him. Faux TV is carrying it live: "And so everyone can see that I will fulfill all my camp...

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Funny story: Trump Overturns Law of Evolution

Trump Overturns Law of Evolution

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump tweeted at 4:10 a.m. that he was issuing an executive order banning evolution. In an interview later this morning Trump explained his latest deviation. "I don't know if people realize, but this goes against what the...

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson Suffers Bout of Amnesia on Fox News Show, Recovering at Home

Tucker Carlson Suffers Bout of Amnesia on Fox News Show, Recovering at Home

New York - Fox News Commentator Tucker Carlson was resting comfortably at his home in New York City, a day after he suffered temporary memory loss during his television show, Tucker Carlson Tonight. His hour long commentary began well enough, with...

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