Tucker "Carl" Karlson was seen panhandling on the streets of Houston Texas yesterday, sitting in his own filth, bowtie askew, mud (or something) smeared on his face. "Spare some change, pretty pleeeeeeease! I'll tell you some lies! I know 'em all.
Speculation is swirling at the Faux News network regarding the potential replacement for the controversial Tucker Carlson. A peculiar contender has emerged, once described as a woman bearing a striking resemblance to a blonde-haired pimple. Kaylei…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - The cable news network Fox News has announced that it is revamping its entire programming to cater to a younger, hipper audience. The network, known for its conservative leaning programming and support for former Pr…
MANHATTAN - (Spoof Satire) - In the department of "You Just Got Too Damn Big For Your Britches," two of the biggest names in TV news were given the boot in a blaze of glory. Tucker Carlson, known to his fans as "The Swamp Monster," and Don Lemon,…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - According to a report from GOP Picky Magazine, former supporters of Donald Trump are rejoicing over the news that Tucker Carlson, a conservative commentator and host of the popular show Tucker Carlson Tonight, has been…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Fox News jerk, Tucker "Fifi" Carlson seems to be getting dumber, and dumber, by the New York minute. The asshole has been known to say such idiotic things as "Biden won because 18,000 space aliens voted for him illeg…
Tucker Carlson has told so many "whoppers" of lies (with a totally straight face) that journalists now call him that as a nickname. Some of the latest of Tucker's "whoppers": rioters who trashed the nation's capital and beat up police were "sight…
Tucker Carlson has been ultra Sympathetic to the Capitol Protestors (some call them Rioters) - but why? Also - Tucker recently did a very sympathetic Oprah-type interview with the 'QAnon Shaman's mother. (The guy dressed up in Bullhorns and…
The many Jan 6th Protestors - put in jail by Reagan and Bush Judges - really appreciate Tucker Carlson defending them as Capitol 'Sightseers'. Trump has done nothing for them - but basically Dumped them - has not ever given a penny of Financial…
According to Trucker Carlson of Fox News, the Titanic safely made port in New York harbor. No icebergs anywhere, just a safe passage and no tragic role for Leonardo Di Caprio or Kate Winslet. Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy gave Tucker Carls…
The nose growth happened recently after his episodes showing Jan. 6th security videos of the followers of trump (in riot gear) - going into the capitol as peaceful tourists. He might have Pinocchioitis, a temporary physical condition that stops w…
House republicans in congress gave fox's tucker Carlson all the security videos of the trashing of congress on January 6th. (But didn't give any videos to CNN, the new York times - or anybody else.) Tucker is now doing several Foxy episodes t…
Washington - Fox News Commentator and Habitual Culture Whiner Tucker Carlson has been spotted leaving a shady local hotel early in the morning after spending the night with his favorite chocolate M&M's, sources reported yesterday. Carlson had…
Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson, in response to the FBI Raid of former President Donald Trump’s home in Florida, has identified Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden and boogeyman of the far right, as the agent leading th…
A new study shows that spikes in migrants trying to cross the US southern borders directly correlate to Fox News false claims of ‘open borders’ talking point repeated through a news week. A study and investigation shows that Fox News has been push…
Parents in the Midwest are shielding their children's eyes, whenever a Rainbow appears in the sky-to protect them from the "Gay Agenda". Tucker Carlson of Fox News told them to do this, as the Gays are using Nature's Rainbows as a way of Grooming…
Forget the need for background checks or banning assault rifles. Instead, the governor of Texas has announced that the state of Texas will pay for the caskets of children killed in their classroom by a crazed 18-year-old killer carrying two automatic…
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