NEW YORK CITY – The National Institute of Births has just released statistics that show that the nation can expect a huge spike in baby births in January (nine months from now).
NIB Executive Director, Dr. Grover Kimkullen, said that with the new ‘stay-in-your-home’ policy that has been put out by President Trump, there is going to be an awful lot of couples engaging in the matrimonial merengue.
The doctor said that hospitals that have baby nurseries should start preparing for the tremendous influx of pregnant women that will begin arriving at their hospitals around New Year’s Day.
He noted that many baby companies have already been put on alert, and are starting to mass produce diapers, rattles, pacifiers, and Baby Ruths.
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