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Funny story: Pregnant cat punches male cat in the eye! He got too close!

Pregnant cat punches male cat in the eye! He got too close!

(UNEDITED) Highly pregnant women can sometimes be quite sensitive when their male partners attempt to have a bit of 'slap and tickle' during the nine months! However, our feline partners react quite differently when nearing birth of their kittens!…

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Funny story: Katy Perry Says That She Has Decided to Deliver Her Own Baby

Katy Perry Says That She Has Decided to Deliver Her Own Baby

HOLLYWOOD – (Spoof News) - Katy Perry recently told USA Today, that she had no idea that she was going to gain so much weight during her pregnancy. When asked how much she has gained, she replied that she did not want to give out the number, but i…

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors

Kate Gosselin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors

READING, Pennsylvania – (Gossip News) - Kate Gosselin was asked by a writer for Better Homes and Gardens Magazine about the rumor that she is presently with child. Gosselin, who ex-boyfriend, Steven Tyler, once described as “Kate The Great”, put d…

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Funny story: Katy Perry Has Been Asked To Pose For a Calendar of Beautiful, Sexy, Nude, Pregnant Women

Katy Perry Has Been Asked To Pose For a Calendar of Beautiful, Sexy, Nude, Pregnant Women

HOLLYWOOD – Katy Perry says that she loves being pregnant, except for the morning sickness, the midday nausea, and the fact that she has a basketball-sized object protruding between her legs. She recently revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk that she h...

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Funny story: The C-19 Stay-in-Your-Home Baby Boom Will Hit in January

The C-19 Stay-in-Your-Home Baby Boom Will Hit in January

NEW YORK CITY – The National Institute of Births has just released statistics that show that the nation can expect a huge spike in baby births in January (nine months from now). NIB Executive Director, Dr. Grover Kimkullen, said that with the new...

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Funny story: A Woman Becomes Pregnant While Waiting in Line at an Arkansas Walmart

A Woman Becomes Pregnant While Waiting in Line at an Arkansas Walmart

HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas – A Walmart security guard with 17 years experience, said he saw a very unusual thing while on night duty at a local Walmart. Security guard, Fabian Gribble, told the local authorities that a woman, who said her name was Bets...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Reveals A Big Secret

Katy Perry Reveals A Big Secret

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin – Pop star Katy Perry performed to a standing-room-only audience at Milwaukee’s Beer Suds Arena. After doing an hour-and-twenty-minute show, she told the audience that she had some good news. “Trump has been kidnapped?” One o...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson flaunts pregnant girlfriend to distract media

Boris Johnson flaunts pregnant girlfriend to distract media

Today's newspapers all feature the same grotesque photograph of the Prime Minister slobbering over his girlfriend Carrie Symonds like a bonobo humping a mannequin. By boasting about impregnating yet another woman in a coordinated press release, h...

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Funny story: Gestation Crates Approved for Human Use

Gestation Crates Approved for Human Use

For new mothers seeking to give their offspring the health benefits of breast milk without having to get too close, gestation crates, commonly used in pork production, have now been approved for human use. "It's perfect," said new mom Kim Lowell,...

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Funny story: Pregnant Pause Gives Birth to Kitten

Pregnant Pause Gives Birth to Kitten

Following an extended period of uncomfortable silence, a pregnant pause gave birth to a kitten. "It was really something to see," sad onlooker Susan Harris. "First one pause, then four paws. So cute!" Harris noted that she had been tempted to b...

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Funny story: Greta Thunberg Is Pregnant

Greta Thunberg Is Pregnant

There were 'knowing smiles' and sideways glances aplenty all across the scientific community today, after it was announced that the Swedish environmental activist, 16-year-old schoolgirl, Greta Thunberg, is pregnant - with ideas on how to save the p...

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Funny story: Jokester Obstetrician Told He Needs to Work on His Delivery

Jokester Obstetrician Told He Needs to Work on His Delivery

"The content is terrific, but you really need to work on your delivery," was the overall message maternity patients had for OB/GYN and amateur stand-up comic Sean O'Connell of Chicago, who has a standard practice of prescribing all his patients a hea...

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Funny story: Heavily Pregnant Meghan ‘Should Be Allowed To Return To UK’

Heavily Pregnant Meghan ‘Should Be Allowed To Return To UK’

New York, NYC - (ReUterus): “A lot of people should have sympathy for me,” Meghan said today during a NYC self-publicity trip as pals claimed she was being ‘treated worse than the Nazis’ in charge of Buckingham Palace. Billed as a golden showers...

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Funny story: Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness: “Those Pro-Lifers Are Out of Their Damned Minds”

Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness: “Those Pro-Lifers Are Out of Their Damned Minds”

NEW SHEOTH, THE SHIVERING ISLES – Sheogorath, the Daedric Prince of Madness, invited news reporters from MSNBC, CNN, CBS, ABC, Comedy Central, TBS, HBO, The Onion, and The Spoof to attend a press conference in New Sheoth, Sheogorath's home in the Shivering Isles. According to Tamriel lore, Sheogorath has spent countless millennia interfering with the lives of mortals, with acts ranging from mak...

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Funny story: Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks

Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks

A man who allowed himself to get somewhat 'carried away' during coitus with his wife, had an uncomfortable wait today, whilst she performed a home pregnancy test on herself. The man, who is not normally so irresponsible, is a man who you do not kn...

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Funny story: Plastic Bag Pregnancy

Plastic Bag Pregnancy

Plastic bag use has dropped in the UK after the 5p charge was brought in. Bag use has dropped by 6 billion causing environmental campaigners everywhere to celebrate by having polystyrene based bonfires. But a different side to the decrease of pla...

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Funny story: Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

When 53-year-old Denise Hobson first heard about the standard animal agriculture practice of "forced molting," by which female chickens are deprived of food and light for up to two weeks in order to artificially jolt their weary bodies into producing...

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