Taffeta Kixx, with BuzzFuzz reports that the new reality show titled "51 and Pregnant," has become a huge success. The show which showcases middle aged women in their 50's and older is consistently winning its television time slot. The reality…
A Fox News disgraced reporter who got fired for developing a conscience has reported to the Alaska Church Bulletin, that: “Because the Republicans and their stacked Supreme Court overturned the abortion law, they need to counter all the negative D…
Really? What does Graham know? He introduced a 15-week ban on abortion. How many babies has Graham had? Has he ever been pregnant? Has he ever had a menstrual period? Did he ever have to choose between pads or tampons? He looks and sounds like he…
If a fertilized egg is a person at conception, mothers should claim it as a tax deduction. Yes? Of course! If a lentil size fertilized egg is a ‘human being’ at conception, as the Supreme Court ruled, a mother should be able to claim it as a tax dedu…
A women-owned company has brainstormed and developed the ultimate recreational product - that is 100% proof against pregnancies. It is a lightweight metal male chastity belt and pouch. Lock up that little (or big) Devil, until it is safe to let…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of "Music Land" is that 29-year-old twerking songstress Miley Cyrus is flat out denying that she is pregnant with 70's singing icon Bob Dylan's baby. Miley talked to Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer C…
CINCINNATI, Ohio – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today has just made it known that a 47-year-old, unmarried cleaning woman will soon be giving birth to Tentuplets. TT’s Papaya Bamboo learned that the woman’s name is Haddie “Beyonce” Bangberry, and she…
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - Well folks the mother of 8 (a set of sextuplets and 2 singles) is denying that she has been impregnated yet again. The 46-year-old self-proclaimed "Queen of The Reality Shows" told Papaya Bamboo with Tabl…
What if a 12-year-old girl, who hasn't started her menstrual cycle, is raped by a relative or neighbor? How could she know if she were pregnant before 5 weeks, Governor Abbott? What if there isn't a doctor in the area or a Planned Parenthood? Supp…
VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk is thrilled to report that the southern woman with the extremely rare inverted vagina has finally conceived. BPT’s Carolina Chipotle met with Lulu Lee Ligginlip, 29, at a local Ch…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The executive producers of the hit singing show, "American Idol", have informed the entertainment news media about a new change they will be implementing for the upcoming season. The show's executive producer, Wilmer Ca…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – In a move that will most probably have the ACLU involved, iNews is reporting that one of the veteran Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has been fired. Millicent Tumblewood, 26, who has been a Cowboys cheerleader for four years…
(UNEDITED) Highly pregnant women can sometimes be quite sensitive when their male partners attempt to have a bit of 'slap and tickle' during the nine months! However, our feline partners react quite differently when nearing birth of their kittens!…
HOLLYWOOD – (Spoof News) - Katy Perry recently told USA Today, that she had no idea that she was going to gain so much weight during her pregnancy. When asked how much she has gained, she replied that she did not want to give out the number, but i…
READING, Pennsylvania – (Gossip News) - Kate Gosselin was asked by a writer for Better Homes and Gardens Magazine about the rumor that she is presently with child. Gosselin, who ex-boyfriend, Steven Tyler, once described as “Kate The Great”, put d…
HOLLYWOOD – Katy Perry says that she loves being pregnant, except for the morning sickness, the midday nausea, and the fact that she has a basketball-sized object protruding between her legs. She recently revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk that she h...
NEW YORK CITY – The National Institute of Births has just released statistics that show that the nation can expect a huge spike in baby births in January (nine months from now). NIB Executive Director, Dr. Grover Kimkullen, said that with the new...
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