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Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness: “Those Pro-Lifers Are Out of Their Damned Minds”

NEW SHEOTH, THE SHIVERING ISLES – Sheogorath, the Daedric Prince of Madness, invited news reporters from MSNBC, CNN, CBS, ABC, Comedy Central, TBS, HBO, The Onion, and The Spoof to attend a press conference in New Sheoth, Sheogorath's home in the Shivering Isles. According to Tamriel lore, Sheogorath has spent countless millennia interfering with the lives of mortals, with acts ranging from mak...

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Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks

Funny story: Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks

A man who allowed himself to get somewhat 'carried away' during coitus with his wife, had an uncomfortable wait today, whilst she performed a home pregnancy test on herself. The man, who is not normally so irresponsible, is a man who you do not kn...

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Plastic Bag Pregnancy

Funny story: Plastic Bag Pregnancy

Plastic bag use has dropped in the UK after the 5p charge was brought in. Bag use has dropped by 6 billion causing environmental campaigners everywhere to celebrate by having polystyrene based bonfires. But a different side to the decrease of pla...

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Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

Funny story: Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

When 53-year-old Denise Hobson first heard about the standard animal agriculture practice of "forced molting," by which female chickens are deprived of food and light for up to two weeks in order to artificially jolt their weary bodies into producing...

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Woman Casually Gives Birth in Restaurant

Funny story: Woman Casually Gives Birth in Restaurant

Tamara Rodriguez knew she could go into labor at any moment; but that wasn't about to keep her away from the glamorous Female Leadership in Real Estate Award gala at a fancy banquet hall in Los Angeles last Tuesday. Having seven children at home with...

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Alabama Man Finally Delivers First Rape Baby!

Funny story: Alabama Man Finally Delivers First Rape Baby!

Birmingham, AL - Cleevon Huckleby, 39, first became famous when he accidentally volunteered to become the very first man in America to have a fetus, tragically conceived during a sexual assault, shot into his stomach lining, in an effort to save the...

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Male Rights Groups - Husbands To Have Option Of Routinely Giving Birth

Funny story: Male Rights Groups - Husbands To Have Option Of Routinely Giving Birth

Genetically engineered organs have been developed which will allow fathers to give birth to babies three at a time in a Commercial Tyre Bay, Garage or any car Pit Stop. The organs will be available online and will plug into a USB socket transplan...

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Congress to Outlaw Coitus Interruptis - 'Just Another Sleazy Way to Avoid Pregnancy!

A new Republican bill before Congress criminalizes coitus interruptis --the act of male withdrawal during heterosexual intercourse seconds before orgasm so as to avoid pregnancy. "If we're going to illegalize abortion and birth control," said Rep...

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Pregnancy rumors as Serena Williams pulls out early

Funny story: Pregnancy rumors as Serena Williams pulls out early

Wimbledon, London - World number one seed Serena Williams is up the duff if Wimbledon tournament rumors are to be believed. A 3-0 game of double faults saw the winner of 32 Majors pull out early citing women's problems and a 'lack of balls'. U...

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Tila Tequila Announces She's Pregnant. Crapola.

Funny story: Tila Tequila Announces She's Pregnant. Crapola.

Tila Tequila, the Babe Ruth of all social media whores, announced today that she is ten weeks pregnant with her first child, sending the soon to be father into a panic. For those of our readers born after 1992, Tila Tequila was the most popular i...

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Miley Cyrus: I Ain't Having A Baby

Funny story: Miley Cyrus: I Ain't Having A Baby

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus says that she has no idea where in the world the rumor that she is pregnant came from but she wants everyone to know (especially the guys) that she is not having a baby. Miley did admit that recently she has dated Kellan Lu...

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Jessica Simpson Says She's Not Pregnant

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says She's Not Pregnant

HOLLYWOOD - The rumors circulating around LaLaLand are that Jessica Simpson is once again with child. The Dukes of Hazzard star told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she has no idea where that rumor started but it is false. Sh...

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Kirstie Alley Remarks That She's Not Pregnant

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Remarks That She's Not Pregnant

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley recently told the supermarket tabloid Just Saying that she hardly ever goes anywhere anymore. She confessed that she knows she's quite overweight and doesn't want to have to bother with getting in and out of automob...

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Moms-to-be show all in pregnant women's bikini contest

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXASS -- The Pre-Labor Day Pregnant Belly Bikini Contest has a mission. "It's not all about T&A, like most bikini contests," says Boo Bee, the contest's creator. "It's about women's self-images, about their self-co...

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Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately

Funny story: Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin recently spoke with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar Magazine. The former vice-presidential candidate who along with Senator John McCain got their cabooses kicked by President Obama wanted to clear u...

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A Pregnant Woman Is Just An Heir Hostess Says Virginia Republican Steve Martin

Funny story: A Pregnant Woman Is Just An Heir Hostess Says Virginia Republican Steve Martin

Washington AC/DC - "Personally I blame Mile High Club moral laxity," Virginia State Senator Steve Martin (R) said today as an abortion rant went vital on the net. Martin, a former chairman of the Senate Recreational Travel Committee, was giving ve...

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Wyoming Woman Says Sasquatch Got Her Pregnant

Funny story: Wyoming Woman Says Sasquatch Got Her Pregnant

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Ursula Pearl Mugginfelt has always been fascinated by the hominid-like creature Bigfoot also known as Sasquatch. As a little girl growing up in Green River every year she would dress up as Sasquatch on Halloween. She said...

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Ellen DeGeneres' Fat Remark About Drew Barrymore Has Angered Millions of America's Women

Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres' Fat Remark About Drew Barrymore Has Angered Millions of America's Women

HOLLYWOOD - Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has found herself at the end of a lot of anger and resentment from millions of pregnant and non-pregnant women. Hollywood Innuendo reported that DeGeneres recently said that pregnant actress Drew Barrymor...

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