The World Health Organization, WHO, has made an alarming discovery concerning COVID 19. It appears the virus can now change the appearance of infected people, so that they mutate into Donald Trump lookalikes. Not only do they become Donald Trump clones, they also possess the mannerisms and intelligence of Donald Trump.
“This is very disturbing,” lamented WHO scientist, Jerry Alarmed. “We have never seen anything like this in the history of virology. We are looking at something unprecedented. Just imagine if this spreads - the world's IQ will go down by 60 points or more.”
“I’m warning everyone to keep an eye on your I-phones, because these duplicates won’t hesitate to pick them up and start texting with them. Whatever you do, don’t mention the word 'golf' to them.”
As it turns out, the president of Brazil met with President Trump at the White House after he mutated from the virus, and from all aspects, the meeting went extremely well.
“The meeting between Balsonaro and I went extremely well,” stated Trump at a White House press conference. “He is such a handsome guy. He is a high-intelligence guy, really smart. His golf IQ was off the charts. I must admit, he is nearly as smart as I am. He is an expert on almost as many things that I am an expert on, and believe me, I’m an expert on everything. He told me not to worry about the coronavirus. He stated it is doing more good than bad. He hopes everyone gets the virus, because it will only help the world. I agree with him. Now that we don’t have to worry about COVID 21, or 20, or 25, or whatever it is, we can get back to having Wall Street go upward and away back into the bull market.”
Unfortunately for news organizations such as CNN, this hasn’t gone over well. As more people become infected with the virus, the more likely they will label CNN and comparable news sources as “fake news”.
As of press time, 50,000 mutated Donald Trumps joined him at Mar-a-Lago for a twitter spree and a golf outing.