Bill Gates arrived in China and was handing out free man-made viruses he built in his underground dungeon computer lab during a lightning storm and a full wolf moon. These were computer viruses, of course, since Bill is not trained in a biological, c…
Are you hesitant? Do you say one thing and then stop to think about it, and maybe change your mind? Do you think you have that right? Well, you don’t. When someone tells you to do something, you do it and do NOT question … or else … Do you like wh…
CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - Doctors at Cleveland's LeBron James General Hospital have cleared up a very important matter regarding the dreaded Monkeypox virus. Dr. Silus Sultan, informed the news media that there has never been, even a singl…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The United Kingdom is extremely concerned with the recent outbreak of the Monkeypox Virus, which has been narrowed down to people who have pet monkeys. The World Health Federation (WHF) has said that the dreaded virus is b…
HONG KONG – (Satire News) – Several Chinese news agencies are reporting that the leader of the Peoples Republic of China, Xi Jinping, is happy to report a downward spiral in cases of the Trumpapalooza Flu Virus (as he has ordered it be called). H…
Prince Phillip’s DNA has been isolated from the newest most lethal contagious mutation of the Sars-Cov-2 virus, the virus which causes COVID-19. Dr. Hedd Gupta of Delhi Polytechnic, which made the identification, told our undercover investigative…
Citing concerns that even “double-masking” as recommended by NIAID Director, Dr. Anthony Fauci, may not be fully effective in preventing the spread of the pesky flu-like bug known as COVID-19, Inner World Introverts Society issued a statement endorsi…
Directly following his recent embarrassment at being caught at a dinner for twelve with no masks, and no social distancing, California's Governor Newsom is again in trouble. Additionally, the Governor's claim of the restaurant's setting as “outdoo…
A new virus with pandemic potential has been discovered by scientists in the home of deadly viruses, China. This virus, they say, originated in pigs. Oink oink. The new discovery comes hot on the trotters of the current Covid-19 pandemic, an...
Saturday night, Trump retweeted a Twitter user who claimed that hydroxychloroquine “Is Most Effective EARLY” for treating Covid-19." Trump added a comment to his retweet saying, “Many physicians agree with you. Also, some very good studies!” So th...
Old McDonald’s White Farm - We knew Hymie was special when we brought him in from the fields that warm September, when we were young and shallow fellows. All of us wanted to be the one chosen to eat him. But I was the one who drew the long st...
After weeks of nonchalantly boasting that, on a scale of one to ten, his concern about COVID-19 was zero, 33-year-old Logan Ward of Nashville, Tennessee, had a nightmare wherein he stared directly into the coronavirus’s 19 bulging science-fiction eye...
ATLANTA, GA - The US Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is conducting a review of recent information which could dramatically improve treatments for the Chinese Virus, known as COVID-19. Although China has not shared any data such as vit...
Retailers in the UK say that a human version of the protective Elizabethan Collar worn by dogs to stop them licking, biting or scratching themselves, will be on sale in clothing stores later this week. The collars, which make dogs look like they h...
The World Health Organization, WHO, has made an alarming discovery concerning COVID 19. It appears the virus can now change the appearance of infected people, so that they mutate into Donald Trump lookalikes. Not only do they become Donald Trump cl...
After passing measures to address the Coronavirus Pandemic in the United States, the House and Senate have responded to cries from an industry that is seldom heard from. The past two days have seen the American public purchasing and hoarding toilet p...
Former South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dog linebacker, Bobby Boucher Jr., has gone public with a statement from his mama. According to his Mama, avoiding the Coronavirus is as simple as citrus. He stated, "Mama says that the Coronavi...
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