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Funny story: Pig Virus More Deadly Than Covid-19

Pig Virus More Deadly Than Covid-19

A new virus with pandemic potential has been discovered by scientists in the home of deadly viruses, China. This virus, they say, originated in pigs. Oink oink. The new discovery comes hot on the trotters of the current Covid-19 pandemic, an...

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Funny story: Triump Advocates Middle Ages Bloodletting

Triump Advocates Middle Ages Bloodletting

Saturday night, Trump retweeted a Twitter user who claimed that hydroxychloroquine “Is Most Effective EARLY” for treating Covid-19." Trump added a comment to his retweet saying, “Many physicians agree with you. Also, some very good studies!” So th...

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Funny story: The Hymie COWVID19 tragedy

The Hymie COWVID19 tragedy

Old McDonald’s White Farm - We knew Hymie was special when we brought him in from the fields that warm September, when we were young and shallow fellows. All of us wanted to be the one chosen to eat him. But I was the one who drew the long st...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Looks Coronavirus in the Eye and Admittedly Flinches

Nashville Man Looks Coronavirus in the Eye and Admittedly Flinches

After weeks of nonchalantly boasting that, on a scale of one to ten, his concern about COVID-19 was zero, 33-year-old Logan Ward of Nashville, Tennessee, had a nightmare wherein he stared directly into the coronavirus’s 19 bulging science-fiction eye...

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Funny story: New Wuhan Virus Data from China Surprises Doctors

New Wuhan Virus Data from China Surprises Doctors

ATLANTA, GA - The US Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is conducting a review of recent information which could dramatically improve treatments for the Chinese Virus, known as COVID-19. Although China has not shared any data such as vit...

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Funny story: Anti-Coronavirus Dog Collars Available To Public From Friday

Anti-Coronavirus Dog Collars Available To Public From Friday

Retailers in the UK say that a human version of the protective Elizabethan Collar worn by dogs to stop them licking, biting or scratching themselves, will be on sale in clothing stores later this week. The collars, which make dogs look like they h...

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Funny story: Grocery Shopping, March 2020

Grocery Shopping, March 2020

My wife and I went to the grocery store early this morning. It was very quiet there. I have never found grocery shopping very interesting, but it has never felt quite like this, for as far as this corona thing goes, we are in the danger zone. As...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Can Now Mutate Into Donald Trump Lookalike

Coronavirus Can Now Mutate Into Donald Trump Lookalike

The World Health Organization, WHO, has made an alarming discovery concerning COVID 19. It appears the virus can now change the appearance of infected people, so that they mutate into Donald Trump lookalikes. Not only do they become Donald Trump cl...

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Funny story: House and Senate Allocate 2 Billion to the Toilet Paper Industry and Chiquita Bananas

House and Senate Allocate 2 Billion to the Toilet Paper Industry and Chiquita Bananas

After passing measures to address the Coronavirus Pandemic in the United States, the House and Senate have responded to cries from an industry that is seldom heard from. The past two days have seen the American public purchasing and hoarding toilet p...

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Funny story: "Mama said just add limes," Bobby Boucher says of Coronavirus

"Mama said just add limes," Bobby Boucher says of Coronavirus

Former South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dog linebacker, Bobby Boucher Jr., has gone public with a statement from his mama. According to his Mama, avoiding the Coronavirus is as simple as citrus. He stated, "Mama says that the Coronavi...

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Funny story: It’s beginning to look a lot like Wuhan

It’s beginning to look a lot like Wuhan

It's beginning to look a lot like Wuhan Everywhere you go; Take a look in the state pen They’re dying once again With ovens and crematoriums aglow. It's beginning to look a lot like Wuhan No food in any store But the prettiest sight to see is...

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Funny story: "Is That Chinese Film “Parasite” About Coronavirus?" Asks Taxi Driver

"Is That Chinese Film “Parasite” About Coronavirus?" Asks Taxi Driver

Please don’t. I was in a bad mood, and didn’t feel like chatting. “No clue, I haven’t seen it yet.” “Well, I did, a few days ago," he said while changing lanes. “Don’t tell anyone, but I downloaded this movie from a torrent. Disappointing qual...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Resistant To All Attempts To Change Its Name

Coronavirus Resistant To All Attempts To Change Its Name

The deadly Coronavirus, which was officially named by the World Health Organization (WHO) as Covid-19 earlier this week, is strongly resisting all attempts to rename it, and has been appearing in many places still under its original moniker. The v...

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Funny story: Ronaldo In Coronavirus Scare

Ronaldo In Coronavirus Scare

There was widespread pandemonium in both Italy and Portugal this afternoon, after it was announced that footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, had been involved in a scare in relation to the deadly Coronavirus currently sweeping the globe. Ronaldo, 35, ha...

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Funny story: Man Visited Market, But Was Scared Shitless About Contracting Coronavirus

Man Visited Market, But Was Scared Shitless About Contracting Coronavirus

A man who visited a market in southeast Asia with his wife on Sunday, has revealed how he was literally in fear of his life, due to the presence in the market of so many Chinese people who could have been infected with the Coronavirus. Moys Kenwoo...

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Funny story: Virus on the loose!

Virus on the loose!

The much feared and regularly used Trojan virus has almost turned the peotle of brittle into jabbering rex. They are almost ruined! The virus, which originated from the bowels of Sir Daleks Ferguson's corrupted memory system, was at first only intended for his Manchester United successor David Moyes, but it has spun wildly out of control, right across the country, like a wildfire! Its next...

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Funny story: French Lab Loses Deadly Virus!

French Lab Loses Deadly Virus!

The lab in Texas that lost vials of virus last year now have company. A French lab has lost more than 3,000 vials containing fragments of the deadly SARS virus, which killed nearly a thousand people ten years ago in a worldwide epidemic. The Pa...

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