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Lionel Messi Spotted Souvenir-hunting

Funny story: Lionel Messi Spotted Souvenir-hunting

The Argentina striker Lionel Messi has been spotted in a market in Nizhny Novgorod, doing his souvenir-hunting rather earlier than might have been expected. Argentina were one of the pre-World Cup favourites, but a disappointing 1-1 draw with Icel...

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Barçelona's Lionel Messi Leaves Fan In Tears

Funny story: Barçelona's Lionel Messi Leaves Fan In Tears

Lionel Messi, the Barçelona and Argentina footballer, has been severely criticised this morning after leaving a fan in tears. The Argentine was in South Africa as part of the Barçelona squad who were there to play a match to commemorate 100 years...

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Dead Argie Prosecutor 'Had Daft Warrant For President' - Sure Sign Pope To Blame

Funny story: Dead Argie Prosecutor 'Had Daft Warrant For President' - Sure Sign Pope To Blame

Buenos Aires - Pope Frankie-the-Argie is in the dog house tonight following Revelations** that a senior Buenos Aires prosecutor has dropped dead because of a 'daft' warrant. His Holiness' psychotic daughter Kristina Fernandez de Kirchner is also i...

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Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear expulsion from Argentina 'a BBC publicity stunt'

Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear expulsion from Argentina 'a BBC publicity stunt'

Buenos Aires - "Getting their asses kicked from Argentina over some dumb number plate ranks as big a hoax as the Hitler Diaries," the head ot MI5 said today. The Security Service tipoff reckons Clarkson and his Top Gear henchmen were unceremonoiu...

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Hellfire Bank loses Argentina license

Funny story: Hellfire Bank loses Argentina license

New York - Five billion dollars of the Pope's private funds are about to go up in smoke after his Manhattan-based hedge fund, the Hellfire Bank, lost its Argentinian banking licence. Along with His Holiness's five billion bucks. Hellfire has b...

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Falklands In Argentinian Government Bonds Rescue

Funny story: Falklands In Argentinian Government Bonds Rescue

The British Falkland Islands are now the new owners of all Argentina's Government bonds, infrastructure shares, mining and commodity stock after an anticipated IMF approved rescue plan was implemented at 6.00 hrs this morning. The move is expected t...

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Falkland Islands Debate To Be Settled This Friday.

Funny story: Falkland Islands Debate To Be Settled This Friday.

Prime Minister of Britain David Cameron and the President of Argentina, Mrs. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, are to meet this Friday to engage in a best of five game of Rock-paper-scissors for the undisputed ownership of the Falkland Islands. The...

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As The World Reels From the Ukraine, Events Follow Elsewhere

Funny story: As The World Reels From the Ukraine, Events Follow Elsewhere

United Nations, NYC, NY (STT News) - In North Korea, Harmonic, Joyful and Heavenly Leader of All Living Things, Kim Jong-Un, announced that his nation can no longer stand by and allow Israel to threaten its borders from afar. As a signal of warning t...

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Pesto collapse leaves Argentine President Kirchner in the soup

Funny story: Pesto collapse leaves Argentine President Kirchner in the soup

Buenos Aires - That old cliche about getting out of the kitchen if you can't stand the heat sees daft Argie despot Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner's presidency reduced to toast this weekend. A collapse in the value of pesto in global markets means...

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Canada Tells Argentina That The Northwest Territories Are Not For Sale

Funny story: Canada Tells Argentina That The Northwest Territories Are Not For Sale

OTTAWA - The Canadian government has sent President Fernando Ginobili of Argentina a message in regards to his request to purchase the Northwest Territories. President Ginobili (who is no relation to San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili) was than...

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William Hague mistaken for Alien robot and decapitated by Ripley

Funny story: William Hague mistaken for Alien robot and decapitated by Ripley

William Hague, often mistaken for Kryten, the bald, strange talking robot from Sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf, has been advised by his boss, Dave (Doolittle) Cameron, to take speech therapy lessons after a near fatal incident in the London Science Museum.

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Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

Funny story: Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - The South American country of Argentina has been wanting to purchase a northern country in order to take advantage of the Winter season. Juan Jose Cantador, a spokesman for the Argentine government stated that they have d...

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Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

Funny story: Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - When it comes to basic common sense Justin Bieber has about as much as the average #2 lead pencil. Biebs on his South American concert tour angered the citizens of Brazil when he spray painted graffiti on the bedspread of...

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Don't cry for me Argentina, says Falklands

Funny story: Don't cry for me Argentina, says Falklands

The Falklands has filed for an injunction after receiving numerous drunk-texts and inappropriate phone calls from Argentina, it has emerged. The Falkland Islands last night confirmed it sent a letter to the UN filing for a restraining order on Ar...

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Cameron offers British sovereignty to mainland Argentina

Funny story: Cameron offers British sovereignty to mainland Argentina

Cristina Kirchner is reported to have reacted furiously to a letter from David Cameron detailing his proposition for a "Yes/No" British sovereignty referendum on mainland Argentina. The letter, which was apparently intended as an April fool and a...

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Shakira's Ex-Boyfriend $uing Her For $100 Million!

Funny story: Shakira's Ex-Boyfriend $uing Her For $100 Million!

EL SEGUNDO, California - Shakira had just finished having breakfast at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in El Segundo when she was approached by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. He told the 36-year-old stunning blonde that she has never...

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Isle of Wight News - Argentinian Pope gives the island to the Argentines

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Argentinian Pope gives the island to the Argentines

In a move that is is sure to anger somebody, the new Pope, Pope Francis the something or other, has been approached by the Argentinian government who have requested that the Falkland islands are given to Argentina. Sadly, Frank's knowledge of geog...

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Mossad agents mingle with Z-Lister celebs at Frankie-the-Argie's coronation in Rome

Funny story: Mossad agents mingle with Z-Lister celebs at Frankie-the-Argie's coronation in Rome

Rome - Undercover Israeli secret service agents will be present incognito among Tuesday's inauguration guests after the new Pope tested DNA positive as one of Nazi scoundrel Joachim von Ribbentrop's brats. Their operation comes amid NATO reports t...

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