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Funny story: Lionel Messi Banned For Speaking The Truth About Corruption

Lionel Messi Banned For Speaking The Truth About Corruption

Lionel Messi, the Barcelona and Argentina footballer, has been banned from taking part in international matches for three months, for speaking the truth. The ban, imposed by Conmebol, the South American Football Confederation, comes as a result of...

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Funny story: Spurs Boss Pochettino To Take Up Barcelona Job

Spurs Boss Pochettino To Take Up Barcelona Job

Mauricio Pochettino, the Tottenham Hotspur coach, who has guided his team to their highest position on football's ladder for 140 years, has announced that he is to leave the club, and is Barcelona-bound. He will become a waiter in a top hotel.

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Funny story: David Batty Deserves England Send-Off, says Phil Neville

David Batty Deserves England Send-Off, says Phil Neville

England Netball team boss Phil Neville was adamant yesterday that nobody should question David Batty's recall to the England football squad for the friendly against the USA. "I'm adamant that nobody should question David Batty's recall to the Engl...

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Spotted Souvenir-hunting

Lionel Messi Spotted Souvenir-hunting

The Argentina striker Lionel Messi has been spotted in a market in Nizhny Novgorod, doing his souvenir-hunting rather earlier than might have been expected. Argentina were one of the pre-World Cup favourites, but a disappointing 1-1 draw with Icel...

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Funny story: Barçelona's Lionel Messi Leaves Fan In Tears

Barçelona's Lionel Messi Leaves Fan In Tears

Lionel Messi, the Barçelona and Argentina footballer, has been severely criticised this morning after leaving a fan in tears. The Argentine was in South Africa as part of the Barçelona squad who were there to play a match to commemorate 100 years...

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Funny story: Dead Argie Prosecutor 'Had Daft Warrant For President' - Sure Sign Pope To Blame

Dead Argie Prosecutor 'Had Daft Warrant For President' - Sure Sign Pope To Blame

Buenos Aires - Pope Frankie-the-Argie is in the dog house tonight following Revelations** that a senior Buenos Aires prosecutor has dropped dead because of a 'daft' warrant. His Holiness' psychotic daughter Kristina Fernandez de Kirchner is also i...

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear expulsion from Argentina 'a BBC publicity stunt'

Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear expulsion from Argentina 'a BBC publicity stunt'

Buenos Aires - "Getting their asses kicked from Argentina over some dumb number plate ranks as big a hoax as the Hitler Diaries," the head ot MI5 said today. The Security Service tipoff reckons Clarkson and his Top Gear henchmen were unceremonoiu...

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Funny story: Hellfire Bank loses Argentina license

Hellfire Bank loses Argentina license

New York - Five billion dollars of the Pope's private funds are about to go up in smoke after his Manhattan-based hedge fund, the Hellfire Bank, lost its Argentinian banking licence. Along with His Holiness's five billion bucks. Hellfire has b...

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Funny story: Falklands In Argentinian Government Bonds Rescue

Falklands In Argentinian Government Bonds Rescue

The British Falkland Islands are now the new owners of all Argentina's Government bonds, infrastructure shares, mining and commodity stock after an anticipated IMF approved rescue plan was implemented at 6.00 hrs this morning. The move is expected t...

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Funny story: Falkland Islands Debate To Be Settled This Friday.

Falkland Islands Debate To Be Settled This Friday.

Prime Minister of Britain David Cameron and the President of Argentina, Mrs. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, are to meet this Friday to engage in a best of five game of Rock-paper-scissors for the undisputed ownership of the Falkland Islands. The...

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Funny story: As The World Reels From the Ukraine, Events Follow Elsewhere

As The World Reels From the Ukraine, Events Follow Elsewhere

United Nations, NYC, NY (STT News) - In North Korea, Harmonic, Joyful and Heavenly Leader of All Living Things, Kim Jong-Un, announced that his nation can no longer stand by and allow Israel to threaten its borders from afar. As a signal of warning t...

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Funny story: Pesto collapse leaves Argentine President Kirchner in the soup

Pesto collapse leaves Argentine President Kirchner in the soup

Buenos Aires - That old cliche about getting out of the kitchen if you can't stand the heat sees daft Argie despot Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner's presidency reduced to toast this weekend. A collapse in the value of pesto in global markets means...

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Funny story: Canada Tells Argentina That The Northwest Territories Are Not For Sale

Canada Tells Argentina That The Northwest Territories Are Not For Sale

OTTAWA - The Canadian government has sent President Fernando Ginobili of Argentina a message in regards to his request to purchase the Northwest Territories. President Ginobili (who is no relation to San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili) was than...

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Funny story: William Hague mistaken for Alien robot and decapitated by Ripley

William Hague mistaken for Alien robot and decapitated by Ripley

William Hague, often mistaken for Kryten, the bald, strange talking robot from Sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf, has been advised by his boss, Dave (Doolittle) Cameron, to take speech therapy lessons after a near fatal incident in the London Science Museum.

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Funny story: Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - The South American country of Argentina has been wanting to purchase a northern country in order to take advantage of the Winter season. Juan Jose Cantador, a spokesman for the Argentine government stated that they have d...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - When it comes to basic common sense Justin Bieber has about as much as the average #2 lead pencil. Biebs on his South American concert tour angered the citizens of Brazil when he spray painted graffiti on the bedspread of...

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Funny story: Don't cry for me Argentina, says Falklands

Don't cry for me Argentina, says Falklands

The Falklands has filed for an injunction after receiving numerous drunk-texts and inappropriate phone calls from Argentina, it has emerged. The Falkland Islands last night confirmed it sent a letter to the UN filing for a restraining order on Ar...

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