Mauricio Pochettino, the Tottenham Hotspur coach, who has guided his team to their highest position on football's ladder for 140 years, has announced that he is to leave the club, and is Barcelona-bound. He will become a waiter in a top hotel.
England Netball team boss Phil Neville was adamant yesterday that nobody should question David Batty's recall to the England football squad for the friendly against the USA. "I'm adamant that nobody should question David Batty's recall to the Engl...
The Argentina striker Lionel Messi has been spotted in a market in Nizhny Novgorod, doing his souvenir-hunting rather earlier than might have been expected. Argentina were one of the pre-World Cup favourites, but a disappointing 1-1 draw with Icel...
Lionel Messi, the Barçelona and Argentina footballer, has been severely criticised this morning after leaving a fan in tears. The Argentine was in South Africa as part of the Barçelona squad who were there to play a match to commemorate 100 years...
Buenos Aires - Pope Frankie-the-Argie is in the dog house tonight following Revelations** that a senior Buenos Aires prosecutor has dropped dead because of a 'daft' warrant. His Holiness' psychotic daughter Kristina Fernandez de Kirchner is also i...
Buenos Aires - "Getting their asses kicked from Argentina over some dumb number plate ranks as big a hoax as the Hitler Diaries," the head ot MI5 said today. The Security Service tipoff reckons Clarkson and his Top Gear henchmen were unceremonoiu...
New York - Five billion dollars of the Pope's private funds are about to go up in smoke after his Manhattan-based hedge fund, the Hellfire Bank, lost its Argentinian banking licence. Along with His Holiness's five billion bucks. Hellfire has b...
The British Falkland Islands are now the new owners of all Argentina's Government bonds, infrastructure shares, mining and commodity stock after an anticipated IMF approved rescue plan was implemented at 6.00 hrs this morning. The move is expected t...
Prime Minister of Britain David Cameron and the President of Argentina, Mrs. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, are to meet this Friday to engage in a best of five game of Rock-paper-scissors for the undisputed ownership of the Falkland Islands. The...
United Nations, NYC, NY (STT News) - In North Korea, Harmonic, Joyful and Heavenly Leader of All Living Things, Kim Jong-Un, announced that his nation can no longer stand by and allow Israel to threaten its borders from afar. As a signal of warning t...
Buenos Aires - That old cliche about getting out of the kitchen if you can't stand the heat sees daft Argie despot Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner's presidency reduced to toast this weekend. A collapse in the value of pesto in global markets means...
OTTAWA - The Canadian government has sent President Fernando Ginobili of Argentina a message in regards to his request to purchase the Northwest Territories. President Ginobili (who is no relation to San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili) was than...
William Hague, often mistaken for Kryten, the bald, strange talking robot from Sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf, has been advised by his boss, Dave (Doolittle) Cameron, to take speech therapy lessons after a near fatal incident in the London Science Museum.
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - The South American country of Argentina has been wanting to purchase a northern country in order to take advantage of the Winter season. Juan Jose Cantador, a spokesman for the Argentine government stated that they have d...
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - When it comes to basic common sense Justin Bieber has about as much as the average #2 lead pencil. Biebs on his South American concert tour angered the citizens of Brazil when he spray painted graffiti on the bedspread of...
The Falklands has filed for an injunction after receiving numerous drunk-texts and inappropriate phone calls from Argentina, it has emerged. The Falkland Islands last night confirmed it sent a letter to the UN filing for a restraining order on Ar...
Cristina Kirchner is reported to have reacted furiously to a letter from David Cameron detailing his proposition for a "Yes/No" British sovereignty referendum on mainland Argentina. The letter, which was apparently intended as an April fool and a...
EL SEGUNDO, California - Shakira had just finished having breakfast at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in El Segundo when she was approached by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. He told the 36-year-old stunning blonde that she has never...
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