President Trump Sarcastically Chimes In On The South Carolina Democratic Primary

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Sunday, 1 March 2020

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Trump said that he can hardly wait to get into a good old-fashioned, mud-slinging, name-calling campaign with Joe Biden.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was asked by a reporter with RumorLand News for his opinion on the Democratic Primary.

Trump grinned and said that he didn’t really see much of of it because he was watching reruns of “Gilligan’s Island.”

He did say that he was glad to see that the Indian maiden (Elizabeth Warren) got her squaw butt kicked. He giggled and said that now she can go back home and get back to what she does best and that’s re-arranging her food pantry alphabetically.

The man that Clint Eastwood now calls “Old Pumpkin Head” said that he really enjoyed watching Warren get clobbered like a pinata in East Los Angeles.

He noted that Princess Lieawatha finally learned that you cannot speak with a forked tongue and tell people that one can get T-Bone steak from an egg-laying hen.

He also noted that Pete “The Kid” Buttigieg did not resonate with folks who just do not like to see a grown man ride sidesaddle.

When POTUS was asked about Sanders he put down his KFC bucket and commented that Bernie is looking older and older. He wondered if maybe he shouldn’t start letting his wife do most of the campaign speeches.

IN OTHER NEWS - Eric Trump told Laura "Trigger Face" Ingraham of Fox News that at times he wishes he had a puppy instead of a brother.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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